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It is required that the translation of classical Chinese short articles should not be too long, not to say a few words and 20 articles.

Fang Zou said, "Reading the treasures of officials is far better than the Sui Dynasty." Said: "the armor is well equipped and can't be missed. But Yang-ti's soldiers are not evil! Die on earth. This is our armor if you try your best to make people just and safe. "

Fang Lingxuan sang to Emperor Taizong: "I checked the armored weapons in the warehouse, far exceeding the Sui Dynasty." Tang Taizong said: "Weapons and equipment are indeed indispensable, but are Yang Di's weapons enough? Finally, he lost the world. If you try your best to keep people safe, this is my real weapon. " People in Chu (1) are used to rowing, and the initial twists and turns are sudden, but the boatman listens. So between the small experimental islands, the direction was not satisfactory, and I thought I would try my best to operate the boat. Therefore, Xie Zhou's family is covered and the spine ③ enters the tympanic diameter, which is a great danger. He was afraid of falling and fell into the slurry. Note ① Chu: the name of the ancient country. 20% off: turn around. Spin: Turn around. ③ Vertebra: Knock with vertebra. In ancient times, drums were used as trumpets when marching. (4) urgent: suddenly. Conviction: chance encounter. ⑤: Same as "rudder".

There was a man who learned to sail in Chu State. At the beginning, he turned around and spun, fast and slow, completely obeying the master's words. So I tried my hand among the islands in the river, and I couldn't do anything well, so I thought I had learned all the skills of sailing. I immediately bid farewell to the boatman and drummed (the ancients probably gave orders by drumming), and immediately I was in great danger. I looked around, terrified, and the rudder was out of control. However, isn't today's crisis the result of previous complacency?

Lu is good at weaving (1) and his wife is good at weaving (2), but she wants to move to Vietnam. Or: "I will be poor!" " Lu said, "Why?" Yue: "It's to do ③, and the more people do ④; It's also a crown. The more people send it. With children's strengths, they can swim in countries they don't need. Want to be infinite, can you get it? " (from "Doing Everything in the Woods")

Note ①: Ma Xie. (2) Silk: white silk, with which Zhou people made hats. 3 shoes: shoes, used as verbs here, refer to wearing shoes. Four rudder: barefoot.

There is a man in Lu who is good at knitting shoes with hemp and kudzu vine, and his wife is good at knitting silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. Someone said to him, "You are destined to be poor." The Lu people said, "Why?" (answer) said: "the toilet is used to wear, but the more barefoot people walk;" It is used to make hats, but the more people wear hair. With your strength, is it possible to go to a country that does not use (your product) and want to make (yourself) not poor? "

Song He Zhongfu Floating Beams are made of eight-dimensional iron cows, each weighing tens of thousands of kilograms. In the process of peacekeeping, the water rises to the top of the beam, and the cows are not in the river. Only those who can raise money can come out. The real monk with soldiers and two small boats with solid soil grabbed the cow Wei Zhi, hooked the cow with big wood as a balance, removed the soil, and the boat floated the cow out. Transshipment made Zhang Dao smell it and gave him purple clothes.

Note: 1 pontoon: pontoon bridge. 2 d: tie, link. 3 Zhiping: the title of Zhao Shu, the British Emperor in the Northern Song Dynasty. True: But today Hebei is positive. 5 balance: scale, hammer, beam.

In Song Dynasty, a pontoon bridge was built and eight Tieniu Town Bridges were cast. During the reign of Zhiping, the river surged, washed away the pontoon bridge, and the iron ox sank to the bottom of the river. Officials are offering a reward to anyone who can make the iron cow surface.

A monk named Huai Bing suggested that the iron cow be fixed between two big ships full of mud and hooked with hook-shaped giant wood. At this time, the soil of the two ships will be gradually reduced, so that the weight of the hull will be reduced and the iron cow will be hooked out of the water. Zhang Dao (official name, in charge of military supplies and land and water transportation) gave the monk a purple cassock as a reward.

It is easy to be frugal, but difficult to be frugal. It's easy to go from thrift to luxury, but it's hard to go back from luxury to thrift. ) Eat and drink clothes, if you think too hard, you dare not spend them easily. A meal of wine and meat can last for several days; One yarn and one silk can handle several coarse clothes. Being neither greedy nor cold is enough, so why bother to eat well? There will always be a day of thinking, and if you don't always think about it, your descendants will always have food and clothing.

It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to thrift. How can we enjoy today's (high) salary for a long time? How can I stay healthy for a long time? (If) one day (I was dismissed from office or died of illness, which is not the same as it is now), people in my family have been accustomed to a luxurious life for a long time and can't be frugal immediately, and (at that time) they will be hungry and cold (because of all their extravagance), then (whether) I am a (big) official or not, I am alive or dead, (the living standard at home is the same) "Alas, one!

When I was in Gong Jing, it rained and snowed for three days. The public, dressed in fox white, sat on one side of the hall. Yan Zi entered the meeting and set up a room. Gong said, "How strange! It rained and snowed for three days, but it was not cold. " Yan Zi said to him, "Isn't it cold?" Laugh. Yan Zi said, "Babies know ancient sages, people are hungry when they are full, people are cold when they are warm, and people work when they are idle." I don't know. "The public said," good. I've heard of life. "This is the autumn millet that makes people hungry and cold.

Note: Rain and snow: It's snowing. Rain, falling, falling, used as a verb. The steps of the palace. Hear fate: I heard resignation. Smell and listen; Life is resigned to fate.

When Gong Jing was in power, it snowed for three days without cleaning up. Gong Jing, wearing a white fox fur coat, sat on the steps at one side of the lobby. Yan Zi went into the palace and stood for a while. Gong Jing said, "It's strange that it snowed for three days, but it's not so cold." Yan Zi said, "Is it really not cold?" Gong Jing smiled. Yan Zi said, "Yan Ying, I heard that wise kings in ancient times knew that others were hungry when they were full, and they knew that others were frozen when they were warm, and they felt at ease, but they knew that others were hard. Unfortunately, now you don't know! " Gong Jing said, "Good! Then I was taught. " So I took out my fur coat and food and distributed them to people who were hungry and cold. 1. Amin Yanwu was very rich and went to Yi Shu. His son Cangzhou is cool, good at painting and calligraphy, and has bought many famous pens. A friend's house has a roll of sleeves of the 18th Tang Dynasty in Song Palace. Every time he asks for them, he doesn't sell them at home unless it is 1000 yuan. Wu's younger brother is rich and a brother, but all the money is accumulated, but scholars often look down upon it. One day, his younger brother, the painter, said, "Do eighteen bachelors need a thousand dollars?" The Lord said, "Of course." So, several cities. After the banquet, my brother and my humble self drank half a cup, talked about paintings in particular, and presented Eighteen Bachelor for fun, or said, "How do you know his famous paintings?" His brother cares about him. People handed him down as a joke.

Translation:

Yanwu, a member of Amin Dynasty, has a very rich family. So far, this book is worthwhile. He, you, from Cangzhou, is cool, good at calligraphy and painting, and famous for purchasing and collecting. A friend's house has a roll of eighteen Tang Dynasty sleeves hidden in the Song Palace. Every time he wants it, his family doesn't sell non-group (usually a lot) gold. Wu's younger brother is also a rich boy. There are only silks and millet piled here, but scholars often look down upon them. One day, his brother said to the painter, "Do eighteen bachelors really want to be a group of gold?" The Lord said, "However." So like several cities. Brother Houbinge and his people (or things) who got something for nothing drank half a cup and chatted with small animals about paintings. 18 went out to play with them when he was a bachelor, or said, "Why did you adapt his famous paintings?" His brother doesn't mention him? Sometimes people joke.

2. Liu Chong was appointed as a member of parliament to observe and guard, eliminate tyranny and prohibit illegality, and rule the county. The court awarded him a master's degree. There are five or six old people in Shanyin County who come out of the valley for free, and they are given a few hundred dollars to give them a favor. He said, "I am an ignorant man in the valley. He is punctual and always asks the people, otherwise the dogs will bark all night and the people will not be safe. " Old and wise, caring for each other and sending them away. "The pet said," how can my politics be as evil as public statements! With money, pets can't quit, so they choose a money to accept.

Liu Chong served as the prefect of Huiji, abolished harsh orders and prohibited illegal things, so the counties and counties were well governed. So the court called him a general and entrusted him with a heavy responsibility. At that time, there were five or six old people living in Ruoye Valley in Shanyin County, all of whom came out of the valley. Each of them gave Liu Chong a hundred dollars and said, "People who live in the valley don't understand government affairs. In the past, when others were satrap, they were always demanding of the people. They kept barking all day long, and the people sometimes fidgeted. Since you came, dogs have stopped barking at night, and ordinary people have stopped being officials. I met a wise official when I was old, so I helped each other to see you off. " Liu Chong said: "How can my governance be as good as you said?" The old man gave the money to Liu Chong. Liu Chong couldn't refuse, so he accepted a sum of money from everyone.

3. King Jing Xuan asked his ministers: "I heard that Beiwei is also compassionate. Where is the sincerity? " The ministers were right. Jiang Yi said that the tiger looked for all kinds of animals and ate them. It also ate the fox. The fox said,' I dare not eat me! It's against God's will to let me grow all kinds of animals to eat me now. My son thinks I don't believe him. I am my son first, and my son follows me. I'm afraid to leave when I see all the animals. "The tiger thought it was the same and followed. The beast saw it and left. Tigers don't know that wild animals are afraid of themselves, but they think they are afraid of foxes. Today, the king's land is five thousand miles, and his armor is millions. He is afraid of Zhao Xi's shirt alone, but actually he is afraid of the king's armor-it comes from the fear of foxes by all animals.

Chu Xuanwang asked his ministers, "I heard that all northern governors are afraid of the sympathy of Zhao Yinxi, the king of Chu Ling. Is this really the case? " When no one answered, Jiang Yi replied, "Tigers catch all kinds of wild animals to eat. After catching a fox, the fox said to the tiger,' You dare not eat me. God sent me to be the leader of animals. If you eat me, it's against God's command. If you don't believe me, I'll go ahead, you follow me and see if any animals see me and dare to run away. The tiger believed it and followed the fox. When the ministers saw them, they all fled. Tigers don't understand that animals run away because they are afraid of themselves and think they are afraid of foxes. Now the king's territory is 5,000 Li in Fiona Fang, and the army has 1 million, but Zhao Xi T-shirts monopolize the power. Therefore, the northern governors were afraid of Zhao Xi's shirt. In fact, they were afraid of the king's army, just as wild animals were afraid of tigers. "

4. Li Yu said that he was in power: "Today, only a few people are employed. Is it up to them to suppress them?" The ruler said, "Make good use of it!" Li Yu said, "If it is, Guo Xiang's politics will not be like Guo Xiang's." The ruler said, "Nothing?" Li Yu said: "I heard that farmers are fields, and they don't use sheep as yokes;" Kaneji cars don't rely on clothes. Knowing that he can't collect things, he is afraid of being defeated by him. Therefore, the three generations of scholars must learn before entering the official position, try what they can before using it, regardless of their family background, but they are wise and not light on their side. Today's company discipline (1) is a remarkable choice, and its appearance is like a cloud. What are the words? It is unfair to the sages of the world, but patriotism is not as good as loving farmland and cars. "The ruler promised his words, but his heart was full of it.

Translation:

Li Yu said that he was in power: "Today's employment is also based on the number of people. Is it good to suppress and rely on trial?" I said, "Make good use of it!" Li Yu said, "If it is, Guo Xiang's politics will not be like Guo Xiang's." When he was in power, he said, "What is it?" Li Yu said: "I have heard of farmers' fields, and I don't take sheep as a burden;" "Kaneji car not by clothes. Knowing that he can't collect things, he is afraid of being defeated by him. Therefore, the three generations of scholars must learn before entering the official position, and they must try what they can use in the future, regardless of merits and demerits, only looking at talents, not ugliness. This discipline department, sent by eyes and ears, is an unusual choice, and its appearance is like a cloud? What are the words? But it is not open to the public, but I know that loving the country is better than loving the farmer's fields and loving Jiazi's car. " The ruler must be satisfied with what he says.

5. Chu people and their families got jade in Chushan and called it Li Wang. Li Wang made the jade man meet him, and the jade man said, "Stone also." The king regarded harmony as a dead hole, but gouged out his left foot. , Qiu, acceded to the throne, and others have also made suggestions. King Wu made the Jade Man meet him and said, "Shi Ye." The king also died of harmony and cut off his right foot. Qiu and Wen Wang acceded to the throne, and He Nai cried at his feet for three days and nights, followed by blood. Wang Wenzhi made people ask why. He said: "There are many gaps in the world. Is it sad that Zi Xi cried? " He said, "I'm not sad. I am sorry for my husband Baoyu. My surname is Shi and my surname is Zhen, so I am sad. " Wang Nai made the jade people manage the treasures, so he ordered: "The treasure of He Shen."

Chu people and his family got a piece of unprocessed jade in the mountains of Chu State and presented it to Li. King Li asked the jade worker to identify it, and the jade worker said, "It's a stone." Li Guowang thought he was cheating, so he cut off his left foot. After Li's death, he succeeded to the throne and gave it to Choi. King Wu called the jade worker for appraisal and said, "It's a stone." King Wu also thought that Choi cheated and cut off his right foot. King Wu died, and King Wen acceded to the throne, crying with jade in his arms. After three days and three nights, the tears dried up and he continued to bleed. When King Wen heard this, he sent someone to ask him why he was crying. He said: "Many people in the world have their feet cut off. Why are you crying so sad? " He said, "I'm not sad that my foot was cut off. I am sorry that Baoyu was called a stone and a sincere person was called a liar. This is why I am sad. " King Wen ordered jade workers to process this stone and got Baoyu in it, so he named it "the treasure of He Shen"

6. In the north of Yuji Town, Wang Sima, a new city, craftsmen often cast a broadsword, which is wide and full and weighs 100 kilograms. It takes four people to lift each blank holder. When the halogen book stops, put it on the ground, and northerners should grab it and shake it. Sima Yin used paulownia as a knife, the same width and the same width, covered with silver foil, and danced at once, which surprised all the tribes. He also buried a thin reed outside the edge, more than ten miles wide, like a fence, threatening: "This is my Great Wall, too." When the soldiers arrived in the north, they pulled it out and set fire to it. Sima put it away again. Then there were three fires, and the cannon stone fell below, and the northern soldiers burned to pieces, and the medicine stone was exhausted, causing heavy casualties. When he fled, Sima was skinny, but the northern soldiers left, convinced. Sima Hou, the old beggar, was recalled to the police station and asked to return. Sima was eighty years old and resigned. "But I'm tired of you lying down and treating your ears," said the comforter. So Sima Fu walked to the side and needed to lie in the middle every time he went up. Northerners don't believe Sima Zhi when they hear about it. Because of the false peace talks, they will check the authenticity. When they opened the curtains and saw Sima Tan lying down, they all looked at the sofa and bowed.

Wang, A Fu, from Xincheng, Hebei. When he was guarding the northern border, he once asked the blacksmith to make a big pole knife, which was one foot wide and weighed several thousand kilograms. Every time he patrols the border, he is carried by four Hercules. Wherever he went, he always had his broadsword thrown on the ground, deliberately letting the enemy soldiers in the north hold it. The enemy soldiers found the big shoulder pole knife and tried to carry it back, but they exhausted their strength and the knife remained motionless. Wang Sima then made a big shoulder pole knife of the same size with paulownia wood, wrapped in silver paper, and often rode on a horse and waved this fake knife. The enemy soldiers in the north saw it and were all shocked by his infinite strength. Wang Sima also inserted reeds outside the boundary as the boundary. The reed wall is dozens of miles wide, like a fence. He also threatened: "This is my Great Wall." When the enemy troops from the north came, they pulled up all the reeds and burned them. Sima Wang ordered people to plug it back in. Soon, it was burned again. I did this three times. At the fourth time, Sima Wang buried the gunpowder stone under the reed. When the enemy soldiers burned again, the gunpowder cannon stone exploded, causing many casualties to the enemy. After the enemy fled, Wang Sima planted reeds as before. Seen from a distance, the enemy soldiers all retreated. Therefore, the enemy soldiers in the north are afraid of Wang Sima and obey his command. Later, when Wang Sima was old, he asked to retire and go home. As soon as he left, the frontier fortress became nervous again. The court had to recall him from his post. At that time, Wang Sima was over eighty years old, so he tried to refuse in front of the emperor. The emperor comforted him and said, "Please lie there and guard." So, Wang Sima came to the frontier again. Everywhere he went, he lay in the curtains. When the enemy soldiers in the north heard that Wang Sima was coming, they didn't believe it. So this assumption was settled, ready to test whether Wang Sima really came. After the peace talks, the guards opened the curtain. When they saw that King Sima was really lying safely inside, they fled in panic.

7. Mr. Nice guy

[Ming] Feng Menglong's "An Overview of Ancient and Modern Times", the original text:

In the later Han Dynasty, Si Mahui did not talk about people's shortcomings, but talked with people and said good things about beauty and evil. Someone asked Hui, "Are you safe? Answer: "Good." Someone died in Chen Zi and replied, "Great. "The wife said," The people are virtuous and monarch, so tell each other, why not talk about people's death? Hui said, "As you said, that's great! Today people call it "Mr. Nice guy", which is why.

Translation:

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Si Mahui never talked about other people's shortcomings, and almost always said "good". Someone once asked him, "How is he recently? He simply answered a word: "Good. On another occasion, when someone told him about the death of his son, he said, "Good. Seeing Mr. Rainbow like this, his wife scolded him and said, "People told him that his son died out of respect because they thought you were kind. How can they tell him a good reason when they hear that someone else has died? "After listening to his wife's words, he responded:" As you just said, it is also very good! This is the origin of the word "Mr. Nice guy".

8.

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Original text:

It rained for a long time, the house leaked, and I moved the bed several times a night. It has nothing to do with death. My wife and children are blamed. It took a lot of effort and effort to call craftsmen to repair it. After work, it suddenly opened and the sun was shining.

Every morning, the public leans in the room and sighs, "People with bad lives! If the house is repaired, it won't rain. Isn't this a waste of work? "

Translation:

It rained for a long time, the house leaked, and the bed was moved many times overnight. Finally, where there is no way, the wife and son take turns cursing. Yugong quickly called craftsmen to repair it, and the labor cost was really hard. After I finished, it suddenly cleared up, and it has always been sunny. The foolish old man looked up at the house (roof) all day and sighed, "people with bad fate!" It won't rain when the house is repaired. Isn't it a waste of labor costs? "

9. Suspect that the neighbor stole the axe.

There is this story in Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals and Liezi Fu Shuo.

The original text is as follows:

Some people forget their axes, but they are neighbors' sons. According to his steps, he stole an axe; Color, stealing axes; Words, stealing axes; Attitude, doing nothing and not stealing an axe. Suddenly, dig its valley and take its axe. He saw his neighbor's son again and again, and his behavior and attitude were nothing like stealing an axe.

The translation is as follows:

Once upon a time, a countryman lost an axe. He suspected that the neighbor's son stole it, and observed the way the man walked, like stealing an axe; Look at the man's face and expression, it's like stealing an axe; Listening to him is more like an axe thief. The man's words and deeds are like an axe thief.

Later, when the man who lost his axe was digging in the valley, he dug it out. Then he looked at his neighbor's son carefully and didn't walk like an axe thief. He doesn't look like an axe thief; His words and deeds are even less like an axe thief, and that man's words and deeds are not like an axe thief.

10. King Hui of Qin betrothed his daughter to the prince as his wife. It died when it was 18 years old. Prince Li Wei did it. Wangyi left, because Yan lost Yan, and took ten cities. The king of Iraq said to Su Qin, "Once upon a time, your husband went to Yan, but when you met Zhao, you made an appointment with six countries. Today, Qi attacked Zhao first, then Yan, and laughed at the world because of Mr. Wang. Sir, can you invade the ground for Yan? Su Qin said with shame, "Please accept it. 」

When Su Qin saw the King of Qi, he bowed down to celebrate and hung up. King Qi said, "Is it that He Qing hung his head and followed suit? Su Qin said, "When people who are hungry are hungry, those who don't eat black beaks are getting hungrier and hungrier in order to fill their stomachs. Although Yan is weak today, she is the son-in-law of the king of Qin. The great king is Qiang Qin's long-term enemy because of his ten cities. Today, the weak swallow is a wild goose, and Qiang Qin is behind us, in order to recruit the best soldiers in the world, such as eating black beaks. " The King of Qi suddenly changed color and said, "But what? "Su Qin said:" I heard that in ancient times, those who were good at doing things turned disasters into blessings, and those who failed were successful. If your majesty can listen to my plan, he will return the ten cities of Yan State. Yan Pingbai won ten cities, and he will be happy; The king of Qin knew that he would be happy to return to the ten cities of Yan for himself. This so-called person who abandons hatred and gains stone is also. If you are in harmony with Qin, then the king of Qi will give orders to the world, so don't dare not listen. It is the king who attaches Qin with empty words and takes the world with ten cities. This overlord thing is also. " Wang said, "Good. "So it belongs to Yanshicheng.

King Hui of Qin married his daughter to the Prince of Yan. This year, when he died, the prince ascended the throne and was called king. Wang Yi and his gang succeeded to the throne. Taking advantage of Yan's funeral, they sent troops to attack Yan and captured ten cities. King Yanxiang said to Su Qin, "When you went to the State of Yan before, the first king sponsored you to meet the King of Zhao, and we agreed to unite the six countries. Now the State of Qi attacks the State of Zhao first, and then the State of Yan. Because of you, the whole world is laughing. Can you recapture the occupied land for Yan? " Su Qin said with great shame, "Please let me take back the lost land for you!"

Su Qin went to see the King of Qi, made a farewell ceremony, bowed his head to celebrate, and then raised his head to express his condolences. The King of Qi said, "Why did you celebrate and mourn so soon?" Su Qin said, "I heard that people who are hungry refuse to eat poisonous aconite even if they are very hungry, because it can temporarily fill their stomachs, but it is no different from hunger. Although the state of Yan is weak, the prince of Yan is the little son-in-law of the king of Qin. The King of Qi coveted the ten cities of Yan, but for a long time he was an enemy of the powerful State of Qin. Now let the weak Yan State be the pioneer, Qin State be the cover, and then attract the world's elite to attack you. This is actually the same thing as using aconite to satisfy hunger. " The king of Qi changed his face anxiously and said, "What shall we do?" Su Qin said, "I heard that people who were good at handling things in ancient times could turn disasters into good things and failures into success. Your majesty really took my advice and returned the ten cities to Yan. Yan Xihui is willing to recover ten cities for no reason; The king of Qin must be very happy to know that you have returned the ten cities of Yan because of him. This is called getting rid of the enemy and gaining rock-like friendship. Yan State and Qin Dou accepted the leadership of Qi State, so that the king of Qi only made a gesture of attachment to Qin State on the surface, but actually made the world a success with ten cities. This is really the great cause of overlord! " King Qi said, "Very good." So he returned the ten cities to Yan.

1 1: Zhang Guaiya was ordered to worship the sun, and an official came out of the warehouse with money under the towel beside his temple. Shanya lit a stick, and the official was furious and said, "Why don't I use He Zudao for a dollar as a stick? You can stab me, but you cannot cut me. " The strange cliff auxiliary pen judges the cloud: "A dollar a day, a rope a thousand days, a drop of water wears away the stone." Pick up the sword and cut it.

Zhang Guaiya is the magistrate of Chongyang County. An official came out of the warehouse. Zhang Guaiya saw a penny under her sideburns skirt and asked him what was wrong. Zhang Guaiyan ordered someone to punish him with a stick. ) What happened, did you just hit me? You can hit me, but you can't cut me! "Zhang Guaiya picked up a pen and wrote down the verdict:" A penny a day, a penny a thousand days. If you saw the wood with a rope, the rope would break and the water would pass through the stone. " Zhang Guaiya picked up his sword and went down to behead him.

12: Zhao suffers from mice and Zhongshan begs cats. The cat given by Zhongshan people is good at catching mice and chickens. A month later, the mouse was exhausted and the chicken was exhausted. His son told his father, "What are you going to do?" His father said, "If you know right and wrong, you know right and wrong. My trouble lies in mice, I don't care about chickens. If my husband had mice, he would steal my food and ruin my clothes.

A man in Zhao was very worried about the harm of mice and went to Zhongshan to ask for a cat. Zhongshan people gave him a cat. This cat is good at catching mice and chickens. After more than a month, there were no mice or chickens in his house. His son was very worried and said to him, "Why not send the cat away?" He said, "This is what you don't know. Our trouble lies in mice, not in the absence of chickens. With mice, they steal our food and bite our clothes.

13: King Jing has an immortal medicine, and admirers must take it. The man who shot in the middle asked, "Can I eat?" Say, "Yes." Eat whatever you take. The king's anger made people kill the man who shot him. The man who shot in the middle made people say, the king said, "I asked the worshippers, and the worshippers said they could eat, so I ate." It is the minister who is innocent, and the guilty are also guilty. Moreover, it is a dead medicine that the guest offers the fairy medicine, the minister eats it, and the monarch kills it. You kill innocent ministers, and wise men bully you. "Wang Nai don't kill.

Someone presented the king of Chu with an elixir of life, and the messenger took the medicine and entered the palace. A maid-in-waiting saw it and asked, "Is this edible?" Answer: "It is edible." The guard then grabbed it and ate it. The king of Chu was very angry. He wanted to kill the guard. The guard asked someone to explain to the king of Chu: "I asked the messenger, and he told me it was edible." I just took the medicine. I am not guilty of this, but the messenger is guilty. " Moreover, the guest offered an elixir of life. If I take it, the king will kill me, which is not a funeral medicine. When the king killed an innocent courtier, it proved that someone was cheating the king. "The king of Chu let him go.

14: I saw people in Taihang Mountain when I came here today. They were driving in the north. I said to the minister, "I want Chu. The minister said, "Prince Chu, can Xi go north?" ? "My Ma Liang, this is not the way to Chu." "I use a lot." "I use a lot, but this is not the way to Chu." "My ruler is good." "

The better the number, the farther away from Chu.

Today, I saw someone driving north on a road called Taihang Mountain and told me that he was going to Chu State. I said, "If you want to go to Chu, why do you want to drive north?" ? "Chu is in the south". The owner said that my horse is very good and runs very fast. I said, "Although the horse is good, this road is not the road of Chu." He said, "I have a lot of money." I said, "although there are many possessions, this road is not the way to Chu." I said, he said, my coachman is good. The answer is not the driver, but the person sitting in the car. The more such things [good horses, property, drivers], the farther away from Chu.

15: Sima Niu asked the gentleman. Confucius said, "A gentleman is not worried or afraid. Is he a gentleman? " Confucius said, "If you don't feel guilty after introspection, why are you worried?" Sima Niu still said: "Everyone has brothers, but I am alone." Xia Zi said, "... a gentleman treats others with courtesy, and everyone is a brother. Why don't gentlemen have brothers? "

Qi Jinggong asked Confucius about politics, and Confucius said to him, "Jun Jun, minister, father and son." Gong said, "Good! I believe that there is no monarch, no minister, no father, no son. Although there are chestnuts, I have to eat them. "

Sima Niu asked how to be a gentleman. Confucius said, "A gentleman is not worried or afraid." Sima Niu said, "Don't worry, don't be afraid, so you can be called a gentleman?" Confucius said, "If you have a clear conscience, why worry and fear?"

Sima Niu said sadly, "Everyone else has brothers, but I don't." Xia Zi said: "I have heard:' Life and death have a life, and wealth is in the sky.' As long as a gentleman takes what he has done seriously, does not make mistakes, respects others and conforms to the rules of etiquette and righteousness, then everyone in the world is his brother. Why should a gentleman have no brothers? "

Qi Jinggong asked Confucius how to govern the country. Confucius replied: "The monarch's behavior should meet the requirements of the monarch, the officials' behavior should meet the requirements of the officials, the father's behavior should meet the requirements of the father, and the son's behavior should meet the requirements of the son." Qi Jinggong said, "Well said! If the monarch's behavior really does not meet the requirements of the monarch, the behavior of the courtiers does not meet the requirements of the courtiers, the behavior of the father does not meet the requirements of the father, and the behavior of the son does not meet the requirements of the son. Even if I have a salary, can I enjoy it? "

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On ning, Hua Xin * * * garden hoe vegetables, epiphany has a piece of gold, pipe hoe and tile stone, catch it and throw it. I also tasted the taste of reading at the same table. Some people who pass by the porch door would rather read books and waste books as before. They would rather sit at the table and say, "My son is not my friend!" " -"Shi Shuo Xin Yu"

Ning Guan and Huaxin are digging vegetables and weeding together in the garden. Suddenly, they saw a piece of gold on the ground. Guan Ning waved a hoe and treated gold and rubble the same. Huaxin picked up the gold, looked at it and threw it away.