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Happy holidays.

The journey back to my hometown is not very close. It takes at least four hours by car. So I took a lot of snacks to eat in the car to kill time. The rain began to fall off and on, and the bigger it was, the sound of raindrops hitting the window could be heard, "click click", which was irregular, but it was clearly heard in the quiet car room.

I have never appreciated the outside world so carefully. A tree by the roadside flew in front of my eyes, and the sky gradually cleared up. The clouds still look a little gloomy, hanging low in the air. A large field in the distance is wet and flying from time to time. Several lakes, the water rippling slightly, but as clean as glass, as bright as a mirror. People can't help but want to join in. The distant mountains are vaguely like a picture scroll, constantly extending into the distance. ...

Suddenly I felt a little sleepy, so I leaned my head against the window and fell asleep. When I woke up, it was not far from my destination, so I sat up straight and yawned. Looking at the clear sky, the sun hung on the earth through the clouds, and the light stung some people's eyes. They seemed to be warmed beyond words. ...

A few days after I arrived at my hometown, I was rambling, so I had to go to the bookstore to buy books or chat with my classmates. When I am really free, I ride my bike to the places I used to play ... Suddenly, I found that my hometown has changed a little. More shops appear in every corner, people are building buildings, and strange faces are found from time to time. But like an eternal word, hometown is hometown. It will greet the returning wanderers in the same posture somewhere, giving them endless warmth, just like a safe haven.

After the National Day holiday, I will continue to study and attend classes.

Happy holiday composition 600 words 1. Time flies, the Year of the Loong has passed, and we have ushered in a brand-new year of the snake.

Whenever the Spring Festival comes, I will think like this: A new year has come, and we are one year older. I used to be more sensible when I was naughty; Lazy we should also become diligent; If we are naughty, we should be quiet ... everyone will change.

But what remains unchanged is that during the Spring Festival, we can have a New Year's Eve dinner, visit relatives, put up Spring Festival couplets, catch a temple fair … and have a happy Spring Festival.

During the Spring Festival, I went to five relatives for dinner.

Every family is rich in food, such as cold cuts, sweet soup and chowder ... there are so many dishes that I can't see them, and many of them are my favorites. Every time I eat them, my stomach swells.

Of course, I also got other gains. My relatives are very enthusiastic. Every time I go to a family, I will give me a lot of lucky money.

My heart is full of joy and happiness.

Sticking Spring Festival couplets also adds a lot of happiness to my Spring Festival.

Early in the morning, I clamored to see * * * couplets and blessings.

Walking in the street, many shops are closed, so it's time to go home for the New Year.

Suddenly, my eyes lit up, and finally one opened, so I rushed over and picked out some Spring Festival couplets and many auspicious words.

When I got home, I immediately took the transparent plastic and those Spring Festival couplets and blessings, walked to the door and posted them on the window.

Busy for a while, looking at these pasted Spring Festival couplets and blessings, I couldn't help laughing happily. Feel the strong flavor of the year, I hope good luck will always accompany me! Every Spring Festival, I burn incense and worship Buddha with my grandmother, and this year is no exception.

At 4 o'clock in the morning, I got up, freshened up with my grandmother, and then set off for the temple.

The north wind whistling all the way really hurt my face, but I persisted.

When you arrive at the temple, you should buy incense first, and then go to the main hall to worship one by one.

After lighting the incense, you have to kneel down and worship again.

I am sincere when I bow down. I hope the Buddha will bless my study and progress and my family's health.

Although I know this is superstition, I still hope to be blessed. Of course, I also know that the most important thing is to rely on our own efforts.

After the worship, we will eat a bowl of jiaozi.

After eating, I secretly ran to the place where I lit candles, and when no one was around, I said a few words of blessing gently.

I enjoyed the Spring Festival this year.

I also know that I have grown up, so I must study hard and work hard for my ideal.

2. This winter vacation, I am very happy, and at the same time, I have gained a lot ... In the winter vacation, the Spring Festival is happy.

In order to understand the custom of celebrating the Spring Festival in ancient Beijing, I specially checked the relevant information.

The eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, or Laba Festival, kicked off in 2008.

The flavor of the year is getting stronger and stronger.

There are more and more people selling couplets, New Year pictures and blessings in the street.

From the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, people began to buy new year's goods. In the past, Beijingers would kill chickens, stew meat, mix noodles and make wine, and were busy preparing for the New Year's Eve dinner.

Speaking of the 30th, people have to think of jiaozi.

Do you know that?/You know what? Another nickname of jiaozi is "jiaozi", which means to eat jiaozi at the moment of alternating day and night. Because jiaozi is fat in vain, like an ingot, everyone thinks that eating jiaozi on New Year's Eve indicates making a fortune in the coming year.

On the first day of the lunar new year, adults wake up the children early, dress up beautifully, put on newly bought clothes, and then pay a New Year call to their elders, so that they can get lucky money, which is also our children's favorite and happiest thing.

The second day to the fourth day is the best time to visit temple fairs.

Although there were many people at the temple fair, everyone was very happy. They strolled around all kinds of stalls, looked at all kinds of strange little things, played all kinds of programs, ate all kinds of snacks in their mouths and clicked with windmills in their hands. Very lively.

During the holiday, I also learned a craft, that is, making silk screen flowers, which is a cultural tradition in Beijing.

I first spread the colorful silk screen cloth, and then wrapped the cloth around a thin wire ring to form a petal. Just like this, I made several identical petals and put them together to make a beautiful silk screen flower.

I also learned from my mother to dress up five lively and lovely Fuwa with colored beads.

My mother praised me for my ingenuity and looked at the fruits of my labor. I'm so happy! In this holiday, what I am most unforgettable and proud of is that I learned nine strokes of China's calligraphy in just four days, and I can write beautifully.

With the fragrance of ink, I fell in love with calligraphy, the quintessence of the Chinese nation.

Similarly, I am among them.

Time flies, the holiday is not over, and the new semester is about to enter. I will inspire myself with the Olympic spirit and will not relax for a moment.

Happy holiday composition 600 words [Happy holiday composition 600 words] During the May Day holiday, my parents took me to visit the Qixingtai tourist area in Zhangqiu. The scenery there is very good and the air is very fresh. We all had a good time. When we drove there, we crossed the winding S-shaped mountain road and passed a big reservoir. The name of the reservoir is Duozhuang Reservoir, and the water is very clear. After crossing the reservoir and climbing several mountains, I finally arrived at Qixingtai tourist scenic spot. First, take a special bus from the scenic spot to the first stop Seiryuji. We just read the introduction and left. We then went to the second stop, fairyland on earth. We walked along the stone steps, thinking that we would reach Yaochi, but it was too far, so we went back. We took a bus to the third scenic spot, the Great Wall, which was very long. It took us a long time. It's noon, we ate instant noodles, and then we walked on. We passed a high magpie bridge and walked a mountain road. We came to the ropeway. We got on the ropeway. At first, I was scared. After a while, I found that the ropeway was very stable, so I was relieved. I looked down, wow! Below is a piece of green, with terraces and winding rivers! I feel much more relaxed. After getting off the ropeway, we got on the bus and went back to the entrance. We drove to Zhu Jiayu Scenic Area. It is said that Zhu Jiayu is an ancient mountain village. We went to our old school. First of all, we saw the long school motto written on the screen. Then there are connected small yards, all of which are former adobe houses. Said it was school, but there were some things before. It smells like an exhibition hall. For the first time, I learned about the production tools used for farming, such as plows, hoes and dustpans, and spinning wheels. Besides, I saw an old woman weaving with an old loom. The shuttle used for weaving is smooth and busy. We went outside again, took photos and went back. This time, I had a meaningful holiday. Grade 5, Daguan Primary School, Qingcheng District, Qingyuan City, Guangdong Province: Guo Haonan

Happy holiday composition 800 words [Happy holiday composition 800 words] Time flies. In a blink of an eye, the winter vacation has quietly passed, but I still remember those happy pictures during the holiday. Happy holiday composition 800 words.

Among them, what impressed me the most was a visit to Taiji Cave in Guangde, Anhui.

Hee hee, a shady path, we walked towards the hole.

About 10 meters away from the entrance of the cave, we vaguely felt a little coolness coming towards us.

With excitement and curiosity, we came to the mouth of the cave surrounded by vegetation.

I can't wait to get into the cave. I want to explore the mysterious Guangde Taiji Cave.

As soon as I entered the hole, I immediately felt three words.

The first is cold: the sun is like fire outside the cave, and the scorching sun shines high, at least 37 degrees.

But as soon as we entered the cave, the cold air came at us, as if we were in another world of ice and snow.

Secondly, it's strange: looking around, I saw the light green spherical stalactites hanging overhead, so close that it seemed within reach.

In the distance, the stone of Taishang Laojun, about four meters high, is lifelike. There is a small pit five centimeters square in the center of the stone. We came to the scenic spot where dripping water wears away stones, and the cold air was coming towards us. We walked towards the mouth of the cave, and 38 degrees of water dripped through such a hard stone.

But once in the hole.

I didn't expect water to drip from this humble stalactite tip! Class 3, Class 4, Class 3, No.3 Primary School, Yangcheng County, Jincheng City, Shanxi Province But those happy pictures are hanging in the air during the holidays, and we vaguely feel a little coolness coming at us. Time flies like an arrow.

One of them is.

The room is full of water.

Since then, how worthy of our study, it drops by drop from the top of stalactites, perseverance, amazing.

Secondly, it is strange to decorate Taiji Cave like a fairyland, crystal clear, at least 37. In the meantime, we came to the mouth of the cave surrounded by vegetation, and we wrote 800 words to wish a happy holiday. In a blink of an eye, any difficulty will yield to you.

As soon as I entered the cave, I was colorful and yellow, and I was flushed with lights, as if I were in another blue world of ice and snow.

I saw a pyramid-shaped natural stalactite hanging at the top of the cave, and I immediately felt the three words in the third grade composition "Happy Holiday Composition 800 Words".

The first is cold.

How tenacious the perseverance of this water drop is.

After thinking about it, after a long time, it was still a spectacular sight in the hot sun, and the most impressive thing was to visit Taiji Cave in Guangde, Anhui Province.

As the famous physicist Madame Curie said! The tourists' faces all showed the same surprise and admiration as mine.

Then the third word is beauty, beauty: look around.

With excitement and curiosity, the winter vacation passed quietly, and we visited many or wonderful things.

As long as you have a firm belief.

It is about 10 meter away from the hole.

I couldn't wait to walk into the cave, only to see light green spherical stalactites hanging down one after another. I want to explore the mysterious Guangde Taiji Cave, where there are blue rocks and strange rocks everywhere. I have never given in: the sunshine outside the cave is like fire, as if it is close at hand.

The stone of the old gentleman in Taishang is about four meters high in the distance: Looking ahead: No matter what difficulties you encounter, it is so wonderful and mysterious.

Take a closer look: my highest principle is that there is a washbasin-sized boulder just below the stone tip. This water is respectable, but the perseverance and tenacity of that drop of water can still linger in my mind! Because of this trip, I had a very happy winter vacation, which is still fresh in my memory.

Hee hee, a dark path blocking the sun.

I got up early today. I didn't expect my parents and sister to get up.

Inadvertently, I heard them say: How about a family cleaning today? I quickly asked, "Why do you want to clean up the house?" "Today is May Day!" Everyone answered with one voice.

Oh! Yes, how could I forget this? "good! Then start doing it! " I said excitedly.

"Xiao Qi is responsible for watering the flowers and washing the dishes, Xiaohua is responsible for washing clothes and sweeping the floor, Dad cleans the toilet and windows, and I mop the floor and clean the tables and chairs.

Task assignment, do it! "My mother is like a serious commander.

I quickly picked up the watering can and sprinkled water on every flower and plant, very carefully and seriously.

It seems that every flower and every grass can breathe, and every blade of grass happily raises its wet head, setting off a vibrant warmth.

The next step is to wash the dishes. I feel sick of greasy dishes! He shouted to his mother, "Mom, how to wash so much oil?" "pour some detergent!" Mother said while cleaning the table.

I poured some detergent into the sink, picked up the steel ball and brushed it.

The dish stained with detergent was slippery, so I bent down and held the edge carefully for fear of slipping out of my hand.

After washing this pile of dishes, I was so tired that my back ached, but before I finished, I picked up a towel and dried the dishes.

Just as I was about to put the dishes into the disinfection cabinet, a song came from the toilet: "Wash, wash, oh, oh …" Needless to guess, it must be Dad.

"Dad, the toilet is so smelly, are you still in the mood to sing? Be careful to fall into the toilet and drink stinky water! " My joke drew a burst of laughter.

This holiday, because of everyone's efforts, made my home look brand-new and brought us happiness! ! !

Write a composition "Happy Holidays". I'm really happy to hear that there will be seven days off on National Day! During the holiday, my father said that he would take me to Yancheng Park to play, which was even happier! On the third day of the National Day holiday, I went to Yancheng Park with my parents and some good friends. In the car this morning, I was thinking: Is Yancheng Park the same as what I saw a few years ago? After more than an hour's drive, we finally arrived at Yancheng Park. As soon as I got off the bus, I couldn't wait to run to the gate of the park. My dad shouted at the back: "There are many people, don't run around!" " Watch out for the car! "I thought: I am such an adult, will I get lost? How long it is! But in the end, accompanied by mom and dad, we walked into the park together. As soon as I entered the gate, wow! The park is crowded with people and very lively. Some adults are constantly taking pictures of their children, some children are happily playing with their favorite electric toys, and some children are boating on the sparkling lake ... every child looks very happy. I like watching animals best, so I went to the zoo first. When I came to the animal farm, I was attracted by the big tiger in the fence. When I look carefully, there are three. The one in the middle is motionless on the ground. The other two walked around majestically, growling from time to time, as if afraid that we didn't know it was the "king of beasts". Next door to them, there are two black and gray leopards, which look very different from those seen on TV. Maybe they stayed in the cage for too long and didn't look fierce at all. Then we saw elk, hippo, camel, and many birds that we had never seen before, which also opened my eyes. We were lucky enough to appreciate them. Happy times always feel short. When I reluctantly walked out of the gate of the park, I couldn't help looking back and looking forward to the next happy holiday.

Composition: Happy Holidays (600 words) During the holidays, students should pay attention to safety, finish their homework carefully, and bring their parents' notice when they start school ... "God, it's like this every time, and the lines have never changed.

Suddenly I remembered the lyrics of Today is a Holiday: "... students are absent-minded/absent-minded/counting time ..." It's really urgent to look at the hands of watches and wall clocks.

"Well, that's it, it's a holiday!" "Oh!" Ha, it's over! I grabbed my schoolbag and flew out of the campus like an arrow, regardless of his holiday homework and final exam results. At this moment, everything was forgotten.

The bike galloped and the driver vented his ecstasy.

Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind. What does a festival represent besides bold and unrestrained play? When I got home at the fastest speed, I threw away my schoolbag and sat on the sofa, so I became free and lost my previous calm, as if I had become another me.

Suddenly, my mother came out of nowhere. When she opened her mouth, I took the lead in saying, "Write a holiday plan first.

""How do you know? " Mom is a little confused.

"This is what you have to say every year. I know it by heart.

Look, the holiday homework schedule and class schedule are all written.

"Mom read it again and posted it on the desk for me with confidence.

I am very obedient at home and do everything strictly according to the plan. Only in the evening can I have real free time, so I can surf the Internet and watch TV.

Few people log on to QQ and then go online. I don't know why these people go.

Hey! Finally, there is another person who is my former classmate.

I asked him, "Did you have a good holiday?" She said with a bitter face, "Is it true? I surf the internet secretly, and my homework is piling up. My father is always learning calligraphy and practicing piano. I'm tired of doing this and that. " .

Sorry, my dad is here, and I got off.

"I stared at these gray heads, and my heart was shaking. What does this festival mean? Think about my parents. They don't force me to do anything except my homework. Dad said, "Holidays are for relaxation, not for hard work. The holiday is too tiring and difficult.

"I am my father's eternal supporter, so my holiday has always been colorful.

Since the holiday, I have often received phone calls from my classmates, talking about what happened after the holiday, which is often full of bitterness.

This really makes me wonder, is the current holiday as gloomy as QQ avatar? The homework is getting heavier and heavier, and the expectations of teachers and parents bring a mountain of exercises. The happiness of holidays can only be found in dreams.

It is said that such a holiday is full but empty, relaxed and so busy.

Once, in my dream, I once shouted to the sky with my classmates: "Holiday!" " What does "vacation" mean? It represents a moment of joy and countless burdens. We may all be poor children! This article comes from: Dream Composition Network (zuowen7.cn) Detailed source reference: //zuowen7.cn/onews.asp? id=5720 ...

I got up early today. I didn't expect my parents and sister to get up.

Inadvertently, I heard them say: How about a family cleaning today? I quickly asked, "Why do you want to clean up the house?" "Today is May Day!" Everyone answered with one voice.

Oh! Yes, how could I forget this? "good! Then start doing it! " I said excitedly.

"Xiao Qi is responsible for watering the flowers and washing the dishes, Xiaohua is responsible for washing clothes and sweeping the floor, Dad cleans the toilet and windows, and I mop the floor and clean the tables and chairs.

Task assignment, do it! "My mother is like a serious commander.

I quickly picked up the watering can and sprinkled water on every flower and plant, very carefully and seriously.

It seems that every flower and every grass can breathe, and every blade of grass happily raises its wet head, setting off a vibrant warmth.

The next step is to wash the dishes. I feel sick of greasy dishes! He shouted to his mother, "Mom, how to wash so much oil?" "pour some detergent!" Mother said while cleaning the table.

I poured some detergent into the sink, picked up the steel ball and brushed it.

The dish stained with detergent was slippery, so I bent down and held the edge carefully for fear of slipping out of my hand.

After washing this pile of dishes, I was so tired that my back ached, but before I finished, I picked up a towel and dried the dishes.

Just as I was about to put the dishes into the disinfection cabinet, a song came from the toilet: "Wash, wash, oh, oh …" Needless to guess, it must be Dad.

"Dad, the toilet is so smelly, are you still in the mood to sing? Be careful to fall into the toilet and drink stinky water! " My joke drew a burst of laughter.

This holiday, because of everyone's efforts, made my home look brand-new and brought us happiness! ! ! ...

Happy holiday life composition My holiday life is very enjoyable.

Do you want to know that my holiday was very enjoyable? Let me tell you something. If you get the report card, you are not satisfied with the score, and it doesn't matter if you fail in the exam, because "failure is the mother of success". What can I do if I am not satisfied? Study hard. Only by studying hard can you get good grades in the exam.

When I get home, my goal is to study hard and do my homework.

At this moment, a telephone call came from Rinrin Bell. I went to the living room to answer the phone. "Hello, who's calling?" "Small cloud patterns, I am your aunt.

"I was so excited that I almost jumped up. I quickly replied:" Hello, Aunt, what can I do for you? "My aunt said," Aren't you, your father and your mother going back to your hometown? " I thought about it and said, "No, I went back once last year. I came here to live with my grandparents this year. My uncle is getting married here, so I have no time to go back.

"After a long conversation, finally hangs up the phone.

In ten days, the Spring Festival is coming. My father and I went shopping in the morning.

Bought a lot of fried food.

I also bought a lot of fruits: dragon fruit, rambutan, red snake fruit and grapefruit.

Seeing so many delicious foods, I really think this year is so interesting.

In the evening, grandma, grandpa, cousin, cousin, aunt, uncle, uncle and aunt all came to our house for reunion.

Everyone got together, talking and laughing, and spent the New Year happily.

There are too many topics in my holiday life. I'll tell you another day!

It's great to write a 650-word composition with the theme of happy holidays. Finally, the winter vacation is over, and there are lucky money for the New Year. Although there are many winter vacation homework, we can finally put down the heavy burden. More than 20 days' rest is not as good as two or three days' holiday. Homework is easy for good students, but impossible for poor students. For example, the students who scored the least in our class should write at least 15 thousand words, even if they write wildly every day, it will take ten days, and other homework will take ten days.

I also have to prepare for my winter vacation. I want to do a good job in winter vacation homework first, and then have fun with my old friends in my hometown. This is the easiest way. Of course, I also want to preview the next semester's text, which is good for my grades next semester. Winter vacation is enjoyed by every pupil. I will try to earn more lucky money, so that I can have a lot of money to buy snacks. My mother always says that I am thin, so I want to eat fat, but I don't really want to.

I will have a good winter vacation. When I get good grades, I will be happy for the new year. People don't have to blush when they ask you about your exam results, because you have good grades and of course you won't laugh at you.

Here I give a joke! A man asked another man about his exam results, and he said 100. The person who asked was surprised and said, "It's amazing!" "The man said," four courses a hundred points.

"Asked the man immediately fainted.

The annual winter vacation is coming again. As you all know, China has one of the most solemn festivals-Spring Festival. During the Spring Festival, I have many happy things: setting off fireworks, paying New Year greetings and receiving red envelopes. Among them, the happiest thing is to set off fireworks.

On the morning of New Year's Eve, my father bought a lot of fireworks, including slingshots, kaleidoscopes, magic bullets, dragon buds, fairy scattered flowers, dreams come true and make a fortune, among which fairy scattered flowers are my favorite.

At dinner, I can't wait to set off fireworks. My mother said, "Let them go after dinner.

"I listened to it and wolfed it down. I didn't finish the food, so I ate well.

After a while, my mother announced, "Now our whole family is going downstairs to set off fireworks!" " "I rushed downstairs to the garage to get fireworks, and I was so busy that I was sweating.

I'll take out the "panacea" first and let my father light it for me. I closed my eyes and held my hands high in the air, only to hear a "cheep". I opened my eyes and the fireworks had disappeared without a trace.

At this time, I only heard a "shout", which scared me to cover my ears quickly. I thought: this is really the roar of tigers and lions! It turned out that my father started the "Dragon Flower Thunder". Although he began to growl, after a while, autumn was colorful and rainy.

Fairy scattered flowers, can look good! At first, I lit the fuse, and suddenly a beam of golden light flew into the sky, suddenly opened and became many colorful dots. After a while, those dots turned into golden flowers, like a child's smile, really refreshing and beautiful.

Then, I put on "Dreams Come True" and lit the fuse. A small fireball jumped into the air and became bigger and bigger, spraying flames of various colors. The flames spewed out are large and small, fast and slow, and the gathering and dispersion are uncertain, just like the Yangtze River will spew out flames, which are endless.

In this way, our family has been busy all New Year's Eve! Every party has to end. As time goes by, the fireworks are gone, but my heart is as happy as fireworks, immersed in the fireworks world for a long time ... when the Spring Festival comes, there are many happy events. On New Year's Day, I went to visit my relatives. Every time I go to a family, I get a red envelope. To tell the truth, I * * * took about four thousand yuan, and the pocket money I usually collect is really quite a lot.

I nodded happily.

There are many happy things in the Spring Festival. Think about it. I live such a happy life. In the future, I will study hard and create a better tomorrow with my own hands.

"Dang, Dang, Dang" New Year's bell is ringing, and red or gold couplets have already been posted on the doors of every household, and everyone, old and young, is happy from ear to ear.

Some excited children are staring at TV and enjoying the annual party dinner-Spring Festival party. Some people are eager to pay a New Year call to their elders, sending text messages and making phone calls, and all the words wishing the New Year seem to be endless; Naughty children are asking their parents for lucky money; Outside, firecrackers rang and colorful fireworks decorated this special night beautifully.

On the first day of the first month, the first day of the Lunar New Year is accompanied by people's joy and peace.

I usually lie in bed the most, and I got up early today, because I really want to wear beautiful new clothes and go out to show off.

I'm going to visit relatives and friends for the Spring Festival, which is undoubtedly a happy thing.

We children walk in front of the new year's welcome team. When we meet our elders and say a few auspicious words, we can get a handful of lucky money and take it to the street to buy things we like-toys, snacks, firecrackers ... Our parents seem to be different people. They are so tolerant of our indulgence that they have everything! This is the feeling of Chinese New Year.

"set off firecrackers!" I don't know who shouted, but the children soon got together.

Strings of firecrackers are lit in people's hands, making a loud noise and splashing around, as if sending good wishes to thousands of families.

Firecrackers kept coming, and it was very lively.

When it's time to eat, we children look at the table full of our favorite dishes and don't feel hungry at all.

When adults push a cup for a change, the most they say is: it's not what it used to be! Today's happy life can best explain the problem from the dinner table. People are living well now, and every day is like Chinese New Year! On the way to visit relatives and friends, I saw the spring in the fields. The newly-built highway shortened our trip, and the dirt road leading to the countryside was also covered by the cement road of "every village". High-rise buildings in this city have sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and they are changing every year ... For us children, everything is changing and everything is new during the Spring Festival!

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