Are there any funny jokes worth recommending?

During the Spring and Autumn Period, a man named Daniel learned to play the flute without a teacher. Although the voice is high, the sharp voice is not a tune. Very ugly. He wanders around the village every day. There are many curious people around every time. And call it Xiao Wang. Daniel is even more conceited. One day, Daniel heard that the King of Chu likes to listen to Xiao. To see the king of Chu. Said he was the best flute king in the world. And signed a contract with the king of Chu. Listen to the whole story, don't leave early. Or cut your ears with a wooden knife. When the monarch and his ministers arrived, Daniel was lucky enough to start playing the flute. His voice was harsh and unpleasant. Ministers are young and jump out of the window to escape. Only the old king Chu can't escape, shouting: hmm. Then he went to Daniel, bowed his head and said that Edy Zheng wouldn't listen. Let you cut your ears!

1) My son sleeps with his wife every night. I said, son, this is my wife. She should sleep with me. When you grow up and get married, you have to sleep together. The son said: If you have a daughter-in-law, let him sleep with you. Dad, I still sleep with my mother. The wife said, son, you are a calf, and your father must sleep with me ... Revelation: children talk nonsense.

2) When I was in go on road trip with my wife, I felt very comfortable when I saw the beautiful scenery. I couldn't help humming a divine comedy: You are my little wife, and I can't love you too much. As he spoke, he heard two slaps, and his wife was furious: I'll go, I'm your little wife, and you have a big wife? O _ _ o "... wife, I was wrong. . .

3) "Mom, what have I been like in your heart for so many years? Give an evaluation! " "Son, I violated family planning and gave birth to you in desperation." "So, for you, I am indispensable, right?" "You think too much. What I want to say is that you were a mistake from the beginning. "

4) After taking a shower, I lie in bed and read a book. My wife came out of the bathroom and a hungry tiger jumped on me. She said coldly, "hey, my little brother is good-looking, little girl. I'll try it today!" " I fought to the death. Seeing that I was disobedient, my wife gently turned around and said, "Grandpa, did you follow that little girl?" I said, "Give me a reason first!" The wife looked back cunningly: "My little girl just got out of prison and hasn't eaten meat for several years!" " "My mom ~ ~ ~ ~ this reason is very good, there is no reason not to obey!

5) Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world!

1. Teacher: "Parents, about your son's puppy love." Dad: "Oh, I see. I don't object to the children being older in principle. . . "Teacher:" Thank you, we really love each other. "

2. I accidentally ate something wrong and my stomach was upset. I rushed to the public toilet outside to solve the problem, so I bought a pack of paper towels at the canteen outside. As a result, because the paper towel was too thin, I found a hole in the paper towel and a rake on my finger, so I quickly threw it away. As a result, I threw it into the water pipe next to the toilet, and with a bang, my finger hurt, so I naturally put my finger in my mouth. . .

One day, my little sister and I went to menstruation's house to play the piano. Halfway through the game, she suddenly stood up to say hello to me, and then poof. I paused and asked my aunt afterwards. Aunt said: one day I was with your sister, and she suddenly farted, so I said she should fart in the future, but say hello first. From then on, she remembered to say "hello" before farting.

Me: "Boss, how much is this mineral water?" Boss: "5 yuan." Me: "It says suggested retail price 3 yuan." Boss: "I don't accept suggestions."