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The hot copywriting on the Internet recently.

1. It used to be called husband and wife, but now it's a mobile phone that never leaves, one phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, the soul is not there, and the mobile phone does not leave! In fact, the ancients knew it for a long time, and they specially set up an idiom: Now is now or never!

2. The character is written on the face; Character is engraved in the eyes; Lifestyle appears in the picture; The voice reveals the ups and downs of emotions; The instructor looks at the standing posture; Look at clothes aesthetically; Look at shoes in layers; Whether you get along or not will be known after dinner. As long as you have enough experience, in fact, people can judge a book by its cover.

The more you know, the less you care, the more you experience, the less you complain, the more you are carefree and the more you are melodramatic.

Say only three words to everyone, don't throw them all at me. Emotion is invisible, has its own bottom line, and everything is hidden in the heart but not expressed in emotion.

When people are most powerful, it is not the time to persist, but the time to let go. When you choose to be empty-handed, who else can take anything from you! How many people lament the helplessness of fate, but forget the three most powerful words in the world: don't care!

6. No matter how you live, there will always be people who will make irresponsible remarks about you behind your back. Don't argue Don't care. Laughing it off is actually the best contempt.

7. When an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

8. Yesterday is more and more, and tomorrow is less and less. After a long journey, I met many people, and inadvertently found that the most beautiful scenery in life is the calmness of the heart and the wisdom of the mind.

9. All the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

10. If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions, and your temper should never be greater than your ability.

1 1. Networking will only give you opportunities, but you still have to rely on real skills to seize opportunities. Therefore, self-cultivation is much more important than pleasing others everywhere.

12. There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If neither time nor new love can make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough and new love is not good enough.

13. Cao Cao has a confidant no matter how good he is, and Liu Bei has a deadly enemy no matter how good he is. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world.

14. Never be poor and never be naive. Maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just without tears and injuries.

15. When you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you look down on your relatives and fake friends; You should have four things: self-confidence on your face and kindness in your heart. Into the backbone of blood, the power engraved in life.

16. One day you will understand that people can't be too kind, because people can only pick soft persimmons. If everything is generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you. Sometimes you have to have a little temper, and you can't be too gentle and patient with some people. Being too kind will lose your value and dignity.

17. Only the weak will try to be brave, and only the strong will understand the weak. Suffering is because the foundation is weak, and suffering is because of sadness.

18. Sharing happiness with the wrong person becomes showing off, and sharing sadness with the wrong person becomes melodramatic, even a joke.

19. Trust is fragile: cherish it when you get it; Once destroyed, hundreds of smiles can't be repaired.

20. Apart from physical illness and death, there are very few things that really matter in life. There is no need to frown over trifles, and there is no need to argue with villains. Remember to be nice to yourself. -Lu Manchuan "The world is very big, and you are just right."