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The ladies' bathroom caught fire and the people inside were in chaos. * * naked ran out, only to see a large group of glistening things hanging in the street. An old man shouted "Cover it up quickly", and all the naked women woke up at once, but there were three important parts on their bodies, which could not be covered at once and they were at a loss. At this time, the old man shouted again: "Just cover your face, it's the same below!"

When the husband heard that his wife was having an affair, he planned revenge. One night, when his wife was sleeping, he rubbed concentrated rat poison on her. The next night, my wife came home late, and my husband asked why. My wife said bitterly, "Our leader is poisoned to death!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said, "The murderer is very cunning." Even the police can't find out how the poison was passed, but there are clues. We are investigating Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder. "The husband asked," why? "The wife said," the leader said when he died, "Oh, my God! Is there any safe milk in the world?

The woman reported: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in a crowded subway ..." The policeman wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The young woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought he was touching money?"

A company posted a note on the urinal: "A small step forward is a big step for civilization". As a result, there are still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned a lesson seriously and redesigned it as: "You can't pee in the pool, it's short; Peeing outside the pool means you are soft. "As a result, the ground is much cleaner than before.

Su Dongpo once took his wife and little sister to play on the lake. The poem is wrong, so happy. Suddenly, there was a storm on the lake, and everyone on board was soaked. At that time, Su Dongpo's wife made a couplet, which was a joke about Su Xiaomei. This couplet reads: When the waves started, my sister's ass was all wet. When Su Xiaomei was teased by her sister-in-law, she felt ashamed and anxious, but at the moment she couldn't think of a good bottom line. After a while, the wind stopped and the sunset turned cold. Su Xiaomei's sister-in-law trembled when she got the second couplet.

The man proposes, and the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion worth 20 million; Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing but the baby in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left.

A male cadre was afraid of suffering, unwilling to help Tibet, and lied that his eyes were suddenly blind. Hearing this, the leader stepped forward to let a beautiful woman stand naked in front of him and asked, "See?" ? A: No, the leader flew a leg to his hip: Shit, the second child is straight and still can't see? Pack your bags and enter Tibet tomorrow.

The hen complained to the bull, "it's unfair that humans want me to lay more eggs, but they plan their own families!" " "The old cow said," what are you? People all over the world drink my wife's milk. Who the fuck calls me dad? " .

On May 1 this year, our company organized a trip to Zhangjiajie, and the car was not enough, so we borrowed a friend's Mercedes, and his wife happened to be there. I heard that our company was going to visit Zhangjiajie, and she wanted to go, so I agreed. Unexpectedly, on the day I went, I was caught in a traffic jam by the police and stopped my car. The policeman asked me, "Is this car yours?" I said,' It's a friend's. The policeman asked again, "Is that your wife in the car?" I said,' It belongs to a friend.' Guess what the police said? He said,' What good friends you have!

A nun was ill, but she couldn't find the cause. The doctor asked her to have a urine test. The little nun took a urine sample to test and bumped into a pregnant woman and knocked it off. The little nun was afraid of being scolded by the master and cried for compensation. Then I took the urine I bought with my own money to have it tested. It's positive. The nun looked at the test sheet, sighed for half a day, and said, I thought only monks were unreliable and carrots were unreliable.

On the bus, a young mother breast-fed her baby. The baby didn't eat honestly The young mother said angrily to her child, "Do you want to eat?" I gave it to my uncle next to me without eating it. "I said several times in a row. The uncle sitting next to him couldn't help saying, "My young master, do you want to eat? Give me an approval. My uncle has taken more than two stops. "

That's about it.