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Harmful words are humorous without swearing 100 sentence

1, your stupidity is always so creative.

2. Oh, you are too busy to go to the toilet by yourself. 3. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day. So there is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit. 6. Only when a person is pointed at his nose will he know it is him. 7. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control. 8. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day has created a brain-dead person like you. 9, the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny. 10, knowing that you are ugly, you dare to go out for a walk. You don't lose face, your parents lose face for you, your parents don't lose face, and I lose face for your parents. 1 1, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. 12, I wish your girlfriend to inflate forever. 13, give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits. 14, you were so proud, what are you playing now? 15, I can smell the slag when I listen to you. 16, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. 17, treat me when I am sick. I'm not a vet. 18, what is young? Who hasn't been young! Are you old? Really. 19, tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you should learn to wash your dirty linen. If you are not smart, you should learn to be bald! 20, relax, I am not a good person. 2 1, look at you, look at your back, turn your head and scare away millions of lions. No.22 looked excited, like drinking urine candy. 23. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus! 24, I have something to burn when I die, small things are evoked, and big things are dug; Really want me to come down with me, if you touch the line, it is a pure corpse changed! 25. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive! 26. Since I met you today, I found that imagination is used to break. 27, your mother took you shopping, others asked: Sister, how much did you buy this monkey? 28. The world is big, but what you lack is even bigger. 29, you were fucking raped and failed in contraception, giving birth to you, an animal that doesn't close its eyes. 30, don't think you're famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang. 3 1, your inner face is longer than your pelvis. 32. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply. Well, you really are 13. 33, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right? I won't judge a book by its cover. 35. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who come to the end are pure men. I wish your boyfriend electricity forever. 37. I want to let the whole world know that I am very low-key. 38, others want to say, I c your mother, you can answer that I castrated your father. 39. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer. 40. I am narrow-minded but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it. 4 1, please pack up and leave. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. 43, buddy, I'm sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you? 45. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit. 46. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems. 47. You look innocent. You look sorry for the people and the party. 48. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt. 49, do not have enough to eat, how to lose weight! 50, low-key, is the best b show off. 5 1, you said you could do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you. 52. After meeting me, you will find that being handsome can be so single-minded! 53, others scold you noisy, you say go back, I will give you a stone to eat. 54. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit. 55. Get to the point. Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance. 56. Jian 'an people will always be Jian 'an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive. 57, see if your grandmother doesn't hurt and your uncle doesn't. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking. As a typical failure, you really succeeded! 60, people have a lot of background, I only have my back. 6 1, I can't describe you anymore, because you are beyond the description of the earth people. 62, what a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness. 63, alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even the headache is partial. 64. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart. 66. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. 67. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born? 68, it's over. You ignored me, too I am a dog. 69. You think you are your mother all over the world, and you have to make way everywhere. 70. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people. 7 1, my heart is broken, it looks like dumpling stuffing. 72, son, stupid people can't come back to life! 73, get out of here! Get out of here! 74. When you go out: There are no birds in hundreds of mountains, and there are no footprints in thousands of roads. 75. How I want to grow old with you accidentally. Don't worry about sunbathing, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned. 77. You look very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. 78. Take medicine when you are sick. If you don't know what medicine to take, go to the hospital and ask. There will be something for you. It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined. 80. If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated. 8 1, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a human. 82. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage. 83. It's not that I'm afraid of you. It's that I'm afraid that you are too weak for a woman. 84. Please see clearly what goods you are talking about. 85. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food? 86. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals. 88, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't. 89. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself. 90, I don't even believe in punctuation. 9 1, after 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70. 92, why did all the sewage in that drain run to your head? 93, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic. 94, in our country, you don't learn so many weapons, you learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of man and sword. What is that? Chivalrous swordsman. 95. You have worked silently in the film circle for many years, and only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have been nominated for the Golden Bird Award: Best Animal Star! 96. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings! 97. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot. 98, maybe you were scared when you were born, but you haven't recovered yet. 99. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone. 100, you idiot are like crops in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.