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50 points! Come on, a few funny jokes.

Residents who have difficulty getting up: It took you 13 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 10% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed! . . When I arrived at a temple, I learned that the monk said, donate some money, 3500 yuan will do. Answer: I really don't have that much money with me. Maybe next time. The monk replied: three people who could swipe their cards were taken to an island by robbers. Suddenly, the robbers found their conscience and said to the three people: You three picked ten fruits on the island.

So three people went to pick fruit. The first man picked ten apples. The robber told him that he would let him go if you ate it all at once. The man took three breaths, so the robber killed him.

The second man picked ten strawberries, but when he ate the ninth one, he suddenly smiled. He didn't finish it.