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The object of a country love story
1. I just ate a peach. Guess what peaches I ate. If you miss it, there is nowhere to run.
I read a book yesterday, and my eyes were swollen with tears. What book? I am willing to "admit defeat" when I meet you.
I ate a plate of jiaozi today, and my tears came out after eating. Guess what this is? I love you, and I have fallen.
I also fantasized that I was an art student and a sports student, but I finally found out that I still want to spend my life with you.
I also fantasized that I was a drummer, a racing driver and a violinist, but I finally found out that I wanted to hold your hand most.
I just drank a bottle of medicine. Guess what this is? You are very important.
7. I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child and an artist when I grew up. Now I just want to go to your house.
I haven't seen you these days, and you are in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a flour bag, but I can't help thinking about you.
9. The doctor said that my blood sugar is low recently, but I can't eat sugar indiscriminately. I asked what candy I should eat, and he said it was your breasts.
10. The skin is not very good recently. The doctor told me to take some vitamins, but I don't need them because you are the only one for me.
1 1. I want to change my hairstyle. What hairstyle is it? It's not like you.
12. I heard a song today. What song? Without you, my heart aches.
Do you like swimming? Does liking you help?
14. Bao, I have loose bowels today. It's Ambush who loves you.
15. Today, I was praised by the foreman, saying that I am very talented in sewing machines. How does she know that I have no talent at all? The frequency of my pedaling is that I miss your heartbeat.
16. I just fell on the road and landed on my ass, but my heart hurts. Why do you have two hips, but not my other half?
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