New year joke

On New Year's Eve, Fangfang's father hangs New Year pictures. After he hung up the first one, let Fangfang see from behind whether the second one he hung up was the same as the first one. In order to get lucky, he told Fangfang, "If I die, you will be rich; If I hang down, you will be healthy. " When hanging pictures, Fangfang looked the same and reported, "Dad, getting rich is unhealthy."

Young master, celebrate the New Year.

Once upon a time, there was a young master who used to eat, drink and be merry and idle, leaving his father's legacy.

The output has been spent, the year is approaching, and there is no firewood. On New Year's Eve, this poor young master

Wrote a pair of couplets to laugh at themselves and posted them at the door:

Thrift through a dull year.

An old pedant in Murakami sighed after reading it and added a sentence to the couplet.

Became:

Thrift early and avoid a cold year.

go home for Spring Festival

The husband and wife have just been married for a year and are going home for the New Year. Husband and mother are in the countryside, and wife and parents are in the city. The young couple are more enthusiastic about who to go back to for the Spring Festival.

My husband said, "My mother worked hard to send me to college, and now she has a family and a career. In the first year, she will come back to my house to make the old people happy. "

The wife said, "I am an only child. I stay with my parents every 30 years, and this year is no exception. "

The two men are intransigent. Seeing that there are only a few days before the Spring Festival, the couple began to purchase their own new year's goods to take home.

When he left, the husband pointed to his wife's nose and said, "Wait for me!" " "

Not to be outdone, the wife replied, "Wait, I'll get even with you after the festival!" " "

Dave caught fire and got on the train alone. The next day, my wife gambled and got on the long-distance bus.

Go home.

The husband went to his wife's house, and the wife went to her husband's house.

Happy New Year!

There was once a rich man with a low education, but he loved to show off. The Chinese New Year is coming, and people have written a pair of couplets, which read: "The days increase day by day, people live longer and longer, and people are crowded in spring." But the rich felt dissatisfied, so they found someone to change it. "The sky increases the longevity of the moon, the moon and the mother, and the spring is full of dry kunda."