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What excessive map guns have you seen?

The best map gun I have ever seen came from a gentleman I respect very much. Let it out to make everyone laugh: his pen stopped immediately; He raised his head and stared at the roof, and was arranging the place for this "happy family". He thought, "Beijing? No, it's dead. Even the air is dead.

if a high wall is built around this family, will the air be cut off? It's impossible! Jiangsu and Zhejiang are going to fight every day; Not to mention Fujian. Sichuan, Guangdong? They are all playing. Shandong, Henan or something? Ah, those who want to kidnap a ransom, if one of them is kidnapped, it will become an unfortunate family. The rent in the concession of Shanghai and Tianjin is expensive;

... if you are in a foreign country, it's a joke. I don't know how it is in Guizhou, Yunnan, but the traffic is too inconvenient ... "

he thought about it, but he couldn't think of a good place, so he assumed it was A, but he thought, "Many people are opposed to using western letters to replace place names, saying that it is to reduce the interest of readers. My contribution this time seems to be safer than not using it. So, where is it? -Hunan is also fighting; Dalian is still expensive; Chahar, Jilin, Heilongjiang,-I heard there were horse thieves, not even! ..... "He thought about it again and couldn't think of a good place, so he finally decided to assume that the place where this" happy family "is located is called A. -happy family Lu Xun

Lu Xun: I'm not aiming at anyone ...