A girlfriend's happy joke

Girlfriend Happy Jokes 1:

1、? Mom, mom, I seem to have obsessive-compulsive disorder. ?

? Why do you say that?

? I can't sleep without putting my hands under my head. ?

? Then you can play! ?

? Mom, mom, it seems difficult for me to choose. ?

? Why do you say that?

? I don't know which hand to put under my head. The little octopus asked his mother.

2、? Mom, I have diarrhea. That's great. Can I add vegetables tonight? The dung beetle's mother said.

The giraffe was very angry when she came back from visiting the mouse's house.

Mother deer asked:? What happened? Did they bully you?

The giraffe said angrily. They are all sitting in the room drinking, and I am the only one eating out, alone. ?

A tortoise climbed over the snail. The snail was injured and the police took it to the hospital.

When the snail woke up, the police asked him what had happened.

The snail said, I don't know, it all happened so fast! ?

Girlfriend Happy Jokes 2:

1. The frog is taking a bath at the bottom of the well. The tortoise wants to laugh. He is a frog in the well. Stick out your head. The frog didn't see it clearly and roared,' If you dare to pee, I'll castrate you. . .

2. The hedgehog said to the white rabbit: Let's race, I run fast.

White rabbit: bragging, you can run fast with short legs.

Hedgehog: I can shrink into a ball. You can roll quickly, or I'll show you.

White Rabbit: Then get out!

3. The little white rabbit set up a stall to sell vegetables, and the grocer said to it: Your food looks terrible and has bug eyes. ?

The white rabbit explained:? There are bug eyes, which means this dish is pollution-free! ?

The centipede on the side quickly scolded after listening. When have I ever hurt your food? ?

There is a pony crossing the river. The old buffalo saw it and said to him. Don't be afraid, the water is very shallow, only up to my knees. ?

The little squirrel immediately ran over and shouted, don't believe him. The water is deep and my friend drowned. ?

Pony didn't know who to listen to, so his mother told him, son, ignore those two psychopaths. Let's take the bridge. ?

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