Who can tell a joke that makes people laugh to death?

I skip too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

A roommate skipped classes all the year round and squatted in the dormitory. One day, I came back with the lower berth and found that he was not there. I glanced at the table and said, "The cigarette end hasn't been completely extinguished, so it shouldn't have gone far." The lower berth touched the monitor and said, "There is still residual temperature. It should have just left. " At this time, I heard the buddy lying on the bed helplessly shout: two SB, lying on the bed without even looking, pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.

Brother, are you tired of living?