What is the funniest joke about designers?

After reading some, I think I have some good ones to share with you:

I heard: Wong Kar-wai, a former graphic designer, told the crew when shooting: This autumn is not beautiful, so we will shoot again next year.

2.

Designer A, with tired eyes and trembling, put forward the design draft. This is the 20th revised draft. Stayed up for two nights, and blood revived countless times.

The demand side has been approved from small leaders to big leaders. The probability of this submission is definitely 100%. Thought of here, my little heart can not help but have a little pimple.

Open the door of the client conference room, and you will feel that you will soon become a rich man in Gao Shuai.

However, only a white strip was seen in the empty conference room.

It says that the former leading group was arrested last night. Before the new leader takes office, please make another draft of 10. . . .

3. A joke I saw on the Internet before.

A designer forgot to eat and sleep, and finally fell into a deep coma.

The doctor tried everything to wake him up.

Here comes the boss: get up. Party A indicates that the plan has been fixed and will not be changed.

Wake up

4.

Boss: Artist, change this.

"Please call me a designer."

"Designers and artists have changed this."

"all right."

5. This is a classic!

A long time ago, a designer committed suicide.

People sorted out his belongings and found a folder in his computer, so they clicked:

First draft

First draft 2

First draft 3

Approved draft

Approval of draft 2

Approval of draft 3

Approval of draft 4

Revised draft

Revision 2

Revised draft 3

Revision 4

Revision 5

Director's revised draft

Director's revised draft 2

Director's revised draft 3

Director's revised draft 4

Director's revised draft 5

Director's revised draft 6

Customer version 1

Customer version 2

Customer version 3

Customer version 4

Customer version 5

Customer version 6

Customer version 7

Final draft 1

Final draft 2

Final draft 3

Final draft 4

Final draft 5

Final draft 6

Final draft 7

Final draft 8

Kill 1 Don't change the manuscript.

Don't change manuscript 2 even if you die.

Don't change manuscript 3 even if you die.

Don't change the manuscript even if you die. four

Don't change the manuscript even if you die. five

Don't change the manuscript even if you die. six

Don't change the manuscript even if you die.

Don't change the manuscript even if you die. eight

Don't change the manuscript even if you die. nine

Absolute final draft 1

Absolute final draft 2

Absolute final draft 3

Absolute final draft 4

Absolute final draft 5

Absolute final draft 6

Absolute final draft 7

Absolute final draft 8

Absolute final draft 9

Absolute final draft 10

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