8-character humor in graduation message short sentence

1. Leave a few funny graduation messages. Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate stayed.

But so far, I haven't figured it out.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

After four years of acquaintance, you walked away gently, leaving a lump of shit, stinking, stinking!

Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who never noticed:

A moment that should last forever.

Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.

High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until you get married"

Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)

The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.

I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;

Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;

I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. depressed ...

I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.

Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~

Maybe I shouldn't forget you.

My college classmate's message: I wish you a valuable death!

My good friend in college left me a message: Stop surfing the Internet!

I will come to Spain to marry you in the future.

I hope you are better than me.

Because of introverted silence, the students left a message: naive and pure silence is often more touching than speaking.

Marry you after graduation!

1990, in primary school.

Only complain, it's too late to meet each other.

Hate only hate, parting is too hasty

Be rich and don't forget each other.

2 1 century has arrived, and none of us can survive this century.

My brother left it to me in high school:

What is mine is yours, and what is yours is yours.

Except the wife ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Graduation message: After class, we walked out of the classroom.

Tell me your QQ

Don't come to me after graduation!

The most memorable sentence in the high school graduation guest book:

"In fact, I like you for a long time, but I have been afraid to say it!"

Dizzy! ! Why don't you say something? I have always liked you, too! unfortunately ...

Three cups of infinite, five mountains as pale as gloomy, forget the rivers and lakes.

Remember to pay back the money

A friend in college left a message to a pair of lovestruck classmates: Now classmates, sleep together in the future!

When I graduated from college, a female classmate said with emotion: I will be the boss in the future. If I can't be the boss, I'll be the proprietress. If I can't be the boss's wife, I will be the boss's mother! I'm dizzy!

I hope you can give me a sweet smile when I see you again in the future. . But don't cry.

hurried

Many charming nights

Qian Qian knot in my heart.

It's windy outside the window.

Message from a failed student: Students, please go first, I have work to do ~ ~ ~

2. What is the bright future of the eight words of graduation greetings? Pengcheng Wan Li!

Forever, friendship lasts forever!

Yesterday, I thought, peaches and plums are everywhere!

I left today, Willo Yiyi!

Other greetings:

1. The roads we walked, the people we loved, the tastes we tasted, the tears we shed and the beauty we laughed are all deposited in the long river of time and preserved in mottled memories. Four years passed quickly, and I graduated. I wish you a bright future!

2. Bloom the most gorgeous smile and give a better dream for tomorrow.

May my parting words be an umbrella, which can shelter you from the scorching sun and wind and rain during your journey.

4. May you be a ship, braving the wind and waves in the ocean of knowledge; May you be a crystal and keep a pure and beautiful heart forever; May you be an eagle, soaring in the vast sky!

5. Walk with you and recall our dreams; Break up with you and look forward to the carnival when we meet again.

6. After graduation in another year, the students in the university will be separated. I will send you a message congratulating you on your graduation, hoping that everyone can realize their ideals.

3. Classmate's message, be funny 1 Your memory of me is equal to your life time. It' s about to be separated. I'll tell you a funny secret. For example, in fact, I always thought you were ugly but didn't have the courage to say it. I stole your exercise book that year and didn't let you be punished; I hid a love letter from my classmate. Bad friends: Don't forget the good times when we skipped classes together and the painful times when we were lectured by the teacher. 4 deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore! I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me! 6 first place: I wish you a high life in the future! In addition: you asked me that question in the graduation exam, and I finally figured it out. Now I'll write the answer to you (note: sixteen formulas and some words are omitted here). 7 penultimate place: Great, I finally beat you to become the penultimate place. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever.

4. Graduation speech (short and humorous) 1. To tell you the truth, you're fine.

Good-looking and in good shape,

Whether we meet again or not,

But I will always bless you!

Dear, a word for you:

Early death and early reincarnation!

2. A puppy climbs up to your dining table and crawls to a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. The dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.

3. People are really tired when they are alive! Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus and waiting in line, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is particularly tired, robbery is not enough, and you have to pay taxes to earn money, alas! Even texting pigs costs money!

5. Funny graduation message Getting to know each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can come together because there is a quiet sky in our hearts, and each star has its own trajectory, so that we can find the best position in our lives, and the world in our minds may become harmonious and peaceful.

We are a knife that occasionally appears in rivers and lakes ... I hope we will have a wife in the future! ! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don't know whether to praise or scold: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!" " Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times? My major is good, so I can't get a message from a boy: girls like you are really rare, but girls like you are too difficult. It is up to you.

When I see a handsome guy in the future, I think my relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher-order equation ... Message from the class teacher: my relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher-order equation ... Message from my best partner in college: for four years, we have been in class together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped classes and danced together, played tricks on boys together, went shopping and watched movies together, and then put on cheap clothes together at school. Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us? When I was in grade one, I wrote a graduation book because I was divided into classes. Just after reading it, a classmate said, See you in 20 years, and you will see me in a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I don't necessarily have a crush on you. Your singing is very nice, which makes me mistakenly think that Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school. It's hard to imagine that she only has 65438. I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini! A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations! A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner! When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked.

Wu Shanqing, the Moon Mountain and the Qinghe River face each other. My classmate's message: I wish you a good divorce every day. Be sure to think of me! I love you, remember that I am your forever friend! In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way, and cross the rubicon. When Qin Guan finally belonged to Chu High School, his heroism dried up: Welcome Huairentang to be a guest at the university after 20 years, hehe, a little sour: never leave the banquet, never leave the bridge, never leave the lonely mountain, and don't get a new mud back now. When will you get the honor? And the mountains are beautiful, and the water in the pool is clear for four years. It's usually Yiyi. When you come here, you must have the ambition to serve your country. Don't forget the spring breeze! You often say that people need respect, but why are you always mean to me? Aijia ~ ~ Junior High School: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate can't stay until now, and I haven't figured it out. From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved. After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks! Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich! A female classmate who hasn't been aware of it: Graduation SMS Since I knew that in high school, before a moment that should last forever, a pervert said to me, "I love you until I get married." Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, silly). I was very touched when I read all the messages in junior high school. Now I can't remember a word in senior high school: the sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you. I didn't expect to leave a message in college, and it was too late to find a job in primary school. Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper; I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. Depressed ... college wants to write ~ ~ no chance, no time and no mood.

Remember to watch handsome guys look for me, and look for me at cards ~ I probably should or may not forget the message from your college classmates: I wish you a valuable death! My good friend in college left me a message: Stop surfing the Internet! In the future, I will go to Spain to marry you. I hope you are better than me because you are introverted and silent. This classmate's message: Silence without losing innocence is often more touching than speaking. Marry you after graduation! 1990, when I was in primary school, I only complained. I only hated meeting you too slowly and getting rich too quickly. Don't forget each other.

2 1 century has arrived, and none of us can live through this century. My brother left it to me in high school: mine is yours, yours is yours, but except for my wife ~ ~ ~ ~ graduation message: class is over, and we walk out of the classroom. Tell me you graduated from QQ, and don't come to me again! The most unforgettable sentence on the high school graduation guest book: "In fact, I like you for a long time, but I have been afraid to say it!" Dizzy! ! Why don't you say something? I have always liked you, too! It's a pity ... three cups and one promise, the five mountains are as light as dark, and I forgot the rivers and lakes.

Remember to pay back the money. A college buddy left a message to a pair of lovestruck classmates: Now classmates, share the same bed in the future! When I graduated from college, a female classmate said with emotion: I will be the boss in the future. If I can't be the boss, I'll be the proprietress. If I can't be the boss's wife, I will be the boss's mother! I'm dizzy! I hope you can give me a sweet smile when I see you again in the future.

But don't cry. In a hurry, the sunset is red, and there is wind outside Qian Qian's knot window. A classmate who failed in the grade left a message: Students, you should go first, I have something to do ~ ~ One of my girlfriends in senior three told me that your guest book should be written for others first, and I will fill it out last! It must be not enough! I'm so touched.

As a result, I became busier and busier. I didn't leave a word in the guest book until graduation, but his words at that time became the most unforgettable message in my memory. .

I can't write anymore. Maybe one day I won't recognize you, but I will never forget you.

That's it.

6. Funny graduation speech. Tell me if you want to leave. How do I know if you don't tell me? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't tell you. I won't let you go. Have a nice trip! If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish: Go to Blissful Address: Global Village Universe Town Blood Type: Ask Mosquito 3. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

Boys like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for boys to be like you. It is up to you.

(for boys) 5. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy! 6. You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it! 7. Name: Shit! Can't look at photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this yearbook? I am going to fucking kill him! ! Gender: Look at the photos! Is the editor-in-chief of the alumni record out of his mind? Isn't it clear from the photo? Blood type: I don't know ... don't experiment on me! ! Hobbies: too much. Turning Bill Gates' money into a dollar is probably not as good as my love. However, I like it best ... As we all know, the favorite thing for children in the 2 1 century is of course to go to Internet cafes! Constellation: * * *, why do you ask so detailed? (If the person who recorded your alumni is the same sex as you), you won't be a gay lover, will you? I'm not handsome (if the person who recorded your classmates is the opposite sex). Please don't ask me to be your husband/wife ... Date of birth: for my personal insurance, please see the constellation guess.

Dream: swallow the sun in summer and pull it out as dung in winter. Of course, there is RMB, and it is best to drown me (Jinhai).

Favorite star: Don't ask. Who is the hottest today? ~! # RMB%% .......................................................................................................................................................................... Dream: I have nothing to say to you, I just wish you smooth sailing and sacrifice halfway; 8. I wish you always smile (smile anyway)! 9. Message from "Genius": Even if-,you-although-,but-if-,we are still-because-,so-(self-conceived) I wish our friendship will last forever! 10. To tell the truth, you are a very good person and have a good figure. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early! 1 1. Monitor: Be careful all the way, brother, and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore! Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death! The monitor's last words: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever! English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English! 12. It's another season full of parting worries, but now that communication is so developed and there is a network, I won't leave you a message if I have a phone! Humorous Graduation Speech or Middle School Students' Graduation Speech Super Humorous Classic Collection: We are a knife occasionally wiped on the Jianghu ... I hope we will have a wife, but time has passed! ! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you have time. A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don't know whether to praise or scold: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!" " Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times? My major is good, so I can't get a message from a boy: girls like you are really rare, but girls like you are too difficult. It is up to you.

When I see a handsome guy in the future, I think my relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher-order equation ... Message from the class teacher: my relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher-order equation ... Message from my best partner in college: for four years, we have been in class together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped classes and danced together, played tricks on boys together, went shopping and watched movies together, and then put on cheap clothes together at school. Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us? When I was in grade one, I wrote a graduation book because I was divided into classes. Just after reading it, a classmate said, See you in 20 years, and you will see me in a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sang so beautifully that I mistook it for Yang Mian. Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school. It's hard to imagine that she only has 65438. I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini! A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations! A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner! When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked.

Wu Shanqing, the Moon Mountain and the Qinghe River face each other. My classmate's message: I wish you a good divorce every day. Be sure to think of me! I love you, remember.

7. Funny words suitable for graduates (about 20 words) Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

Card friends: for the last time, I tell you that when I cough, you will hang on to the Lord, not let you score ... (devil's note: when upgrading) Ban Hua: Students, I know you are working hard, so you should continue to cheer after graduation. Sleep on the upper berth: remember to wash your feet after playing ball! The smell is upward.

The whole class sent a message to the lover: today's classmates, tomorrow's bed. Drunk: I know you can drink, but if you fall on me again, I'll spit in your face.

Lover girl: I was really touched to be taken care of by him for four years. Let's try for another four years ... sleep in the lower bunk. Classmate: Remember to tell me to take an umbrella before it rains. Cheating allies: Please throw the note on time, and don't touch the teacher's head first.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Everyone should actively join the Party when working. I will be your reference. Bao Yan: study hard, make progress every day, work hard and serve the country faithfully ... By the way, I have worked out the question you asked me last month, which should be solved like this ... (5,000 words are omitted below) Repeater: Comrades, you go first, I have work to do ... Overseas classmate: I really regret that I didn't accompany you to eat roast duck more, but there is no such delicious food in Britain.

Third Party: Forget me and wish you happiness. Lover: I have stood the test for four years, and everyone is waiting to drink our wedding bar.

It's another season full of parting worries, but now that communication is so developed and there is a network and a phone, I won't leave you a message.