About the funny May Day, talk about some funny classic sentences about May Day.

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring your blessing and have an extraordinary experience!

Labor day is coming, in view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, and leave your shoes and socks everywhere. Yell if you don't work. I want to give you a' most incompetent labor award' and wish you a happy May Day.

Work can never be finished, money can never be earned, and days are always day after day. Living is always hard, money can always be spent, and life is always scene after scene. May day is coming, SMS notification, life rest.

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want and have a good job! I will always support you!

After a three-day holiday on May Day, I received a short message with joy, sorrow and worry, so I stood aside. I am happy, and my happiness is the icing on the cake. I am lucky and happy, and my health is with me day by day. My good luck will never stop, and my wishes will never end!

May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

May Day is coming, and a five-word message: I wish you a happy mood, invincible difficulties, health and safety, seamless love and wealth for five generations, greetings.

Labor day is coming. Congratulations on winning the Five Blessingg Prize for Engineering. The prizes are "All smiles" and "365 days of good mood". Please bring your valid certificate' relaxed and happy' to check the SMS collection. I wish you sorrow' nothing', happiness' everything', wealth' getting rich overnight', true love' lifelong companionship' and a smooth life!

Happy May Day Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's. My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

After three days' rest, you will feel comfortable and happy, relieve stress, keep in touch with friends and family, and the spring breeze will also help alleviate the sudden rain. Be healthy, be less angry, relax and rely on yourself. If you don't believe me, go out and see the mountains and rivers, get rid of troubles and melancholy, and be smart and happy in Wan Li! I wish you a relaxed and happy life.