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Chapter 28 of Journey in the Clouds. The martial way is not a fairy way, which proves that since the enlightenment is enough.
We agree to help the weak by eliminating the strong. Why don't we go back in disgrace and give your brother an embarrassment? But summer also needs to eat, so it will never be reduced to running errands for people. She glanced at the sweaty shirtless man with a sack on his back and goods on his side. Thinking that this is not what a great soldier should do, he turned his head and left.
After a day, I finally understand that ideals and face can't hold up. Now I have found a clean and decent house application.
The proprietress wears gorgeous clothes and only says that the wages of men running errands are pitiful, and women can make a fortune as long as they learn some kung fu in bed. The better the kung fu, the more men you conquer.
Hearing this, Confucius immediately assumed the identity of a woman and thought that this was the Jianghu. Learning kung fu can not only fill a person's stomach, but also make him famous all over the world. Isn't that what he is looking for? I agreed at once.
It was not until she defeated the first man with a wretched and scrawny smile and was chased by the proprietress for two blocks that she realized that a place called brothel was actually a Jianghu.
Ziyue hid in the corner and secretly cried for a while, wondering if she had ever been so humiliated in her life, and finally remembered the good things at home. Jianghu is too complicated for her.
Looking at the endless stream of people and dazzling goods in the street, I lost my thoughts of any hero and only thought about a full meal.
What a humble and simple dream, happiness is so easy, but people forget this feeling when they are happy, want to pursue higher happiness, and then continue to ask for it endlessly until it is painless. So the source of pain still doesn't understand that contentment is not enough.
I don't think I can understand such a simple truth, but few people can really do it, because everyone has desires, and unless you are a saint or a fairy, you will never be satisfied.
So it seems that saints and immortals are actually so simple and out of reach, and the key lies in repairing the five poisons on people. The idea of being a Buddhist is cultivated, and Yunyou was educated by her grandmother as a devout Buddhist since she was a child, and she didn't understand it, let alone a princess who didn't know the sufferings of the world.
It doesn't matter if she doesn't understand this truth. Like most people in Jianghu and Wulin, she once thought that immortal saints would eventually achieve positive results through the ultimate martial arts, but she was completely wrong.
Confucius couldn't understand. She only used her five senses to see a familiar man through her eyes, and her anger was steep. Her first thought was, "That's him, the thief who squeezed me in the crowd and lost my money."
The man in black seemed to be alert, and jumped into the crowd before Confucius chased him out. Confucius followed, and after that, he turned around and crossed several alleys.
At the end of the last alley, I found a dozen gangsters slowly approaching around a woman, and everyone's face was as disgusting as the man she defeated in that brothel.
Confucius doesn't care if he is a clay bodhisattva. She instinctively gave birth to a chivalrous heart and shouted, "hey, what do you want?" Such a big man bullies a weak woman? "
Small bludger surprised look back: "small white face, mind your own business. You want a hero to save America, or you are a little young. "
My voice dropped, but when I saw that the shoulder of the besieged woman was better than snow, I shook it slightly. Ribbon like a white dragon "whoosh", one, two, three, more than a dozen people's necks intertwined, a tight right hand, all hung up.
The dozen people immediately hung in the air, struggled for a while, their eyes turned white and fell to the ground with the ribbon.
Confucius was dumbfounded. I didn't expect such a delicate and beautiful woman to be so skilled in kung fu and cruel in means. It was really unexpected, which completely lost her confidence in her chivalrous journey.
A blue veil hung on the woman's face, revealing only a pair of electric eyes. She glanced at Ziyue coldly and said, "Thank you for your brave words."
Son, thought she hadn't made a move, has been taken care of by her. It makes sense to be praised instead of being helped, but I feel a little ashamed.
As a woman, she can't walk around with her mouth open. It's a pity that she hasn't met Zhang Yiyi, otherwise she wouldn't be so stubborn. It takes kung fu to walk around the Jianghu.
Although the woman wore a veil, she could still vaguely see that she was a stunning beauty, otherwise more than a dozen men would not have died under the flower field so inexplicably.
As a woman, Ziyue is also ashamed to talk about it, and can't help but look at her a few more times. Beautiful things have nothing to do with men and women, and they are always pleasing to the eye.
"I'm flattered, girl. I didn't ask ... "Before the words were finished, the woman in the green veil had turned away.
Confucius sighed, "How beautiful Leng Yan is."
She wandered away and was really hungry. When she saw an inn with a flag that said "Inn", she dared to do what a great warrior metropolis did and eat a "king's meal" without a penny.
As for why you think the Great Xia did this, most of them were excited by the heroic deeds of Master when they were young and missed the royal children. This is really a rogue behavior.
Ziyue, after all, was lacking in confidence, so she chose a seat in the corner by the window, which was convenient for eating and unobtrusive.
So big fish and big meat served on a table, eating large pieces of meat without scruples, drinking tea without drinking, and barely being able to play a hero soldier.
Just then, I heard four people with strange weapons at the next table yelling loudly, "Damn it, those thieves who stole people's property in our city last time." This time, they were even more arrogant and even killed people in the city. If these animals are not brought to justice, the name of Sanpang next to me will be written backwards. "
The speaker is a stout man, about forty years old. He looks like a small ball, and he really deserves his reputation. There is a black iron abacus in the corner of his desk. I don't know what it is for.
"Eldest brother, do you think you are very humorous? Your stupid name is the same. " The man's name is Gao janitor, but his real name is an expert. Because Big Brother Sanpang thinks that he is not worthy of the title of an expert and wants to meet the needs of sects, he simply calls himself a gatekeeper. The owner is as tall as a bamboo pole, with a silvery white pike in his hand. This shot is as straight as a human head from the ground to the room. If it is an inch or two longer, it will come out of the tile, and the diners at the next table will look askance.
Standing next to the chubby boy, there are three chubby girls, Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Xiaodao, who are in love, very watery, wearing a lavender long skirt, but they look exactly the same, but they are twin sisters, each holding a pair of sparkling diamond rings.
The four of them are four brothers and sisters of the city guard gang. In fact, where are these four brothers and sisters? Only the twin sisters are related by blood. Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Filial Piety were adopted by the eldest brother Sanpang, no different from the handmaids in the city. Later, they accepted the master.
Pang Sanpang relied on the legacy left by his parents, and his family was originally well-off, but since the establishment of this heresy, his family wealth has gradually run out. Is it that easy to govern a big city? Often cases pile up and are unpopular, so there is no source of income, so we can only raise some incompetent mice and live in the open space. Therefore, it is not easy to become a city protection gang, because there are too many small sects.
Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Filial Piety have telepathic abilities since childhood, but they restrict each other. They like the same clothes, the same food, even the same people, and they hate the same things. Even when talking, they often speak in unison, knowing each other's thoughts before speaking.
"Don't worry, two eldest brother. These thieves do not rule out that other gangs sent us to provoke our relationship with the city people, but no matter who they are, our two sisters will not let them go. Otherwise, it is impossible to explain to people who are out of the city, and it is even more impossible to face the families of the deceased. "
Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Filial Piety spoke in unison, word for word, which surprised all diners. Even Confucius was deeply impressed: "Jianghu is really a magical place. So many words are verbatim and there are differences between you two, but when you say them from your mouth, they sound like a person saying, awesome, awesome."
Pang San's chubby fingers gently dialed the strange words on the iron abacus beads: "Third sister, fourth sister, are you saying that these thieves were deliberately sent by other gangs to provoke us and people out of the city?"
Then he slapped the iron abacus on the table and said angrily, "If that's the case, it would be vicious. Their leader, the owner of the city, damn it. It is shameful for any gang to do such immoral things. " No wonder fewer and fewer people have donated money to the merit box recently, while complaints about the good and evil box have increased. So these people are ghosts. "
"It's those people who asserted that it was our apprentice who went out of the door and wore the uniform of our gang, but the disciples who met those thieves said they didn't know each other. Disciples of other gangs must be in the way. " ZuoQiuXue and ZuoXiaoDao two shu said in unison.
"We shouldn't look around like this. I don't think it's reliable to rely on the portraits we drew for everyone. " The master said that he had studied the portrait of the thief.
Confucius said that he was opposite the master, and he listened attentively, thinking, How do you catch thieves in charming women? Secretly stand on tiptoe and draw a picture there.
I saw two people painted on the table, one with a crooked mouth and the other with an oblique eye. The feeling drawn was not good at first glance. You can imagine how much these gangs hate these thieves. Although they can't catch the thief themselves, at least they can show evil in the portrait.
"How can there be an uglier person in this world than me? Really ugly. Fortunately, I really want to look better than them. Although there are not many, there are always some. " Pang Sanpang repeatedly observed that a little self-confidence gradually bloomed and eventually flew, with a fascinated smile on his mouth and nodding.
Confucius couldn't help laughing when he saw you, thinking that you were both 820-50 kg, almost the same.
A master deserves to be a master. The heavy hand waved a pike more than ten feet long. The pike crossed the adjacent table and stabbed Confucius in the throat. He sat still for an inch, which was a great master. He relied on the advantage of this pike to make enemies.
Confucius did not expect this at all. The sword in his hand is still unsheathed. Even if he is drawn, he can't sit so calmly and subdue the enemy like this master. The key sword is not long enough to reach. What qualifications can be called long characters in the future? Can only be called a dagger. But the dagger is as unlucky as the sound of myopia. What should I do?
Confucius was restrained and did not dare to move. She held her head and neck high and leaned back. Thinking that a man who knows the times is a hero, she had to temporarily put aside the momentum that a woman should have and whispered, "Hero, I have something to say. I just laughed. Why do you exaggerate? Your Parker is great. I'd better put it away. "
"What are you laughing at? You are obviously laughing at my eldest brother's ugliness. Although this is a well-known thing, we should not wash our dirty linen in public. My eldest brother's ugliness can only be a joke of our own brothers. What are you laughing at as an outsider? Rude guy, big brother, what did you say to this little white face? " The master looked angry, and his voice made the dust on the tile fall. From the sound point of view, it was indeed the master.
The master said, "The diners around me couldn't help it any longer. They stood on tiptoe to see how ugly this big brother was." .
Pang San's fat face became Guan Gong, and he was extremely embarrassed. The second brother always speaks openly, slamming the table at the diners and angrily saying, "whatever you look at, eat your food, a group of things that have never seen the world."
Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Filial Piety said, "Brother, don't be angry. The boy should be harmless. We are serious. "
Purple month chicken pecked rice and nodded, "yes, yes, business matters. Don't lose big because of small things. I think these thieves you mentioned will definitely go to your city to steal money again. Just wait for the rabbit. This is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack. " Most of the reason why she thinks so is that these people are not very clever, except these two little girls who have no rights.
"Shut up, we don't need you to tell us what to do." Master's pike was too long, and when he rowed to Confucius, he almost killed the diners behind him. After such recovery, the diners behind him were not spared after all. They made a cut in the middle and immediately fell on the table, bleeding and dying.
But the master didn't notice at all, and the diners in the store opened their mouths in surprise. You look at me, I look at you.
Pang Sanpang gave him a horrified look and said, "I think what this handsome guy said seems to have some truth. Otherwise, let's go back and wait for those thieves to take the bait. "
Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Filial Piety naturally saw it, and they said in panic, "Good ……" They picked up the innocent master and slipped out of the shop, leaving only the frozen shop partners and diners.
Pang San looked at the master's pike and shook his head. "Second brother, why don't you go back and cut it short?"
The master was helped by them and walked very fast. Unknown so's man said, "Brother, I have used this gun for many years, and it works smoothly after a long time. Why do you want to cut it? I want to lengthen it a little longer. If only I acted rashly, this gun could pierce the opposite window. "
As he spoke, the master pulled out the pike again, and with a "poof", a passerby behind him fell at gunpoint, and everyone just let out a cry of fear to avoid it.
"Yi" master seems a little surprised. Pang Sanpang, Zuo Qiuxue and Zuo Xiaodao were already scared out in a cold sweat and said to themselves, "Sin!" .
Although this is an extra-legal city, I am at least a prominent figure. If people know that we are killing innocent people here, should we be reviled by our Wulin colleagues?
Therefore, Pang Sanpang trilled, "I beg you, brother. I'd better put this gun away and stop scribbling. " Not from the host, the three men directly clenched their hands and flew as if they were running away.
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