What are the early crosstalk in Degang Guo?

1. "Xizhengmeng"

US President Bush hired a high salary to advise on the fight against terrorists. Classic Quotations: Wen can write a pen to secure the world, Wu can mount a horse and set a dry Kun, get on the kang to know women, and get off the kang to know shoes.

2.

Selling Hanging Tickets

With a clever mouth, a small theater ticket was bluffed into a million dollars. Classic Quotations: I always fly first class, unless they kick me out.

3. Selling Five Appliances

The funniest story and the most wonderful story. Classic Quotations: A child took a shit here, and your mother stood here and called the dog to eat shit, and called the dog three times not to eat it himself.

4.

It satirizes people who are disloyal and insincere to their friends in life. Classic Quotations: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house we live in is also very difficult and riddled with holes. It is fatal to catch up with the rain. It rains outside, it rains inside, it rains outside, it rains inside, it rains outside, it rains inside, it rains inside, and sometimes it rains too much, and the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to carry the rain.

5. The Yellow Crane Tower

is called singing opera, but it actually sells steamed buns. Classic Quotations: If you don't stay here, you will stay here. I won't leave my grandfather anywhere, and I will go to the railway.

6. Bai Shi Hui

takes the funeral as the theme and basically covers the funeral customs in Beijing, Hebei and Tianjin. Classic Quotations: Father, you also have today!

7.

The first half of "Afraid of Drum" shows excellent folk art, while the second half satirizes the low level of some folk artists, who can't even rap drum books, but want to eat, drink and stay. Classic Quotations: It's not fart, it's shit to tick something.

8. My Life

became a classic. Classic Quotation: Prejudice found the policeman: "Do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The policeman looked at her: "I'm still looking!" "

9. I want happiness

The experience of an idle person pursuing a happy life. Classic Quotations: Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

1. I want to travel

By describing the folk customs around the world, I shake out a series of classic burdens. Classic Quotations: There is a zoo in Paris, which faces the wholesale market. If you go early, you will have to say: I'll get the goods!