The classic funny lines in "Please marry the princess".

Zhaoyang: Jin Duolu, you are so poor in skills, yet you still lie and lie, making things out of nothing. You are a disgrace to the name of the consort and a disgrace to the country. Dolu: Since you knew, why didn’t you tell me earlier? I didn’t speak until I couldn’t breathe while playing the gongs and drums. Zhaoyang: I just want to see how you perform this monkey show. Although it is far from the song and dance drama I watched in the palace, it is pretty good if you work so hard. Dolu: You!

Ah Si: I’m here to see the princess. Zhaoyang: Wu Side, what can you do to save the screen? Ah Si: Just three years ago, my third uncle’s distant cousin’s grandmother’s cousin suffered from this disease. If I guessed correctly, Yinping girl's symptoms must be like those of my third uncle's distant cousin's aunt's grandmother's cousin, with a series of red rashes on her waist. Yinping girl suffered from a fire dragon wrapped around her waist. Yinping: It's okay to have a millionaire, but this fire dragon...

Dolu: Or do you have another intention? Mrs. Jin: If you get some kindness, you must return it. Dolu: I know, grandma. Zhaoyang: Mrs. Tai is still aware of the general situation. I have always been fair and strict in dealing with things, and I have never abused lynching. Unlike some people who are self-smart and self-righteous and end up bringing disgrace on themselves.

Longevity: The sky will always appear at the end of darkness, and the clouds will turn into smoke after hardships. Be content and happy. Never be disgraced for life. Comes like wind and goes like dust? Dolu: Knowing that blessings are always there, you will feel at ease and at ease. Duofu: Are you talking about me? Afufu is always here, and I am happy every day. This one is relatively short, I like it. Right and wrong are always there, and if you don't listen, there will be nothing. Duolu: My message is that people can be happy when they are together, and everything will be prosperous if the family is harmonious. As the saying goes, if a family works together, working together is worth ten thousand dollars.

Mrs. Jin: One word: greedy. Xiaoyu, you are really wrong this time.

Three brothers: To seize the gold mountain for my mother, we are here...

Zhaoyang: Luan and phoenix sing in harmony, a perfect match? I have heard many good words, but they are nothing more than this. Can you attract a prince-in-law with just a few auspicious words? Then the princess doesn’t have to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day and beg for luck~

Er Niang: Duolu has been sick since he was a child and is weak. He focuses on divination and astrology. Forcing him to do business is like pulling a cow up a tree. As for Duofu, I decided to let him be the housekeeper, so I made all-out calculations and made all-out efforts to expand my account... You know it’s even harder to start a business and maintain it. I just wanted to lay a solid foundation for the account, and didn’t want Duofu to walk on thin ice in the future.

Er Niang: What he showed today was not his true talent and learning, but three mistakes and three deficiencies. First, the gold cake box does not use riveting techniques, but gilding techniques. If you even get the basic techniques wrong, it is untrue (Duofu bows his head). Second, to make new goldware, you need to draw samples and try it out. There are various complicated procedures for molding and casting. We have never tried to make twelve torture instruments. It is simply impossible to make the torture instruments within a month. You are breaking your promise by doing this (Duofu bows his head again). Thirdly, you have continued to do so for many years. The gold-making techniques and processes are also vague. You didn't study hard at all. Erniang is really disappointed in you. (He bows his head again) Madam: Duofu, so do you. (Knocks Duofu on the head hard) My mother-in-law is devoted to you, so you should ignore me. I don’t think you have three faults, but four faults. (Too Fu) Fu is horrified) What a failure, what a loss... (He bangs his head vigorously again) Reflect on yourself, let's go eat. Except for Duofu, everyone said: Hey...and walked away...

Papa, papa, papa, papa, papa

(Secret code of a family)

Madam Tai: I am so fond of my grandson and grandma, I can really see through the autumn water.

Duofu: In fact, I am a scholar, and it would be overkill for me to sweat profusely and face the furnace to cast gold.

Duolu Duoshou: A scholar? You can see~ I really tried to make molds with my own hands as examples, but you see, my hands were born to make plans and make contracts. (Duolu Duoshou kept nodding) It's just... overkill, Duolu Duoshou: You can see it, you can see it~

Princess Mei: Beat the princess with an iron rod, scold the princess, get out of here for me....

Husband Mei: Marry the princess , seek blessings and fortune, gold Duolu, go sell meat, earn three grades, and eat the gold if you have it...

Duolu: My body is weak and weak, and I am disabled and weakened. I will do it the next day I need to take medicine~

With a contract in hand, can Jin Shanzhong leave? My mother, Jinyun, will definitely not stop laughing.

Xiaoyu: The third brother-in-law’s business failed and it was difficult to make money. The third sister was depressed all day long and could not show her joy... Duofu: So...Xiaoyu: So I took the peony vase to pawn it. Use the money to help him pay back... Duofu: Okay, okay, I'll talk to Er Niang and ask her to give the Jade Buddha instead. Xiaoyu: No way! Duofu: Again...it doesn’t work? Xiaoyu; The fourth brother’s house was hit by lightning during drought and collapsed, leaving no room for shelter. (Huh?) The Jin family is in a troubled time, and I don’t want to add trouble and worry... (Duofu gasps) Duofu: Okay Okay, okay, what else did you take to pawn, let’s finish it all at once... Xiaoyu: Previously, the fifth brother’s wife had to be stipulated, (Duofu was already out of breath), that’s all, that’s all...

Mrs. Tai: Why do you have to make sure our family doesn’t get married? Are we not at odds with you? Do you want to cause trouble again and again? I can’t even “kok” you! "kok!"

Mrs. Tai: What is the most important thing in life? One word says: Harmony. To be a person, you need to be kind, and to be a husband and wife, you need to be harmonious. If you are not harmonious, you will make a big fuss over any trivial matter, making the house noisy and closed, and force people to bury corners. I "kok" "You are so young, I want to "kok" you a few more times, "kok" wakes you up, and "kok" you are so good!

Shao Yang: Didn’t you say that Tan Shunji’s kite flew the highest? Yinping: Yes, buy a big one and get a small one for free. Shao Yang: It’s so cheap, so the workmanship must be bad. Screen: Grandma He Qun’s candied haws of sugar is a must-eat. Shaoyang: Sugar-coated haws on ice is so childish and not interesting. Silver screen: Aunt Cheng’s windmill, please turn the windmill and bring happiness to my house. Shaoyang: Boring and superstitious. Silver Screen: Do you see it? Shaoyang: Pearls and hairpins are too vulgar. (Episode 1)

Shao Yang: Between the eyebrows is the Palace of Life, which is bright and clear and has good knowledge. If the texture is still blocked, it will ruin the family wealth and bring down the ancestors. Duolu: The eye is the owner of the field, the house, and the palace, which are both beautiful and clear. If the yin and yang are trapped in people, the wealth of the parents' family will always be empty. Shaoyang: The eyebrows are soft and long for brothers, but brothers are unlikely to live long. Dolu: You have two horns and you are a half-mother. Shao Yang: You are lost in a foreign land on your way to hell. Dolu: Your male and female appearance must be damaged. Shao Yang: If you have thick eyebrows and protruding eyes, you will get sick. (Episode 1)

Dolu: What a black heart! Toilet head, rat eyes, hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, fan ears, chess piece nose, teapot mouth, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly and rice bucket waist. Princess Shaoyang: That’s not true. Dolu: You deserve to die, you white-faced scholar. Shao Yang: Let go, you rogue... scoundrel, I will put you to death in Lingchi, ant people, I will ask the prefect to punish you. Silver Screen: Young Master, be careful what you hide is exposed. (Episode 1)

Shao Yang: Don’t let me see you again. Duo Lu: I will beat you every time I see you. Shao Yang: I'll beat you twice when I see you. (Episode 1)

Zhaoyang: Zhaoyang’s husband must have the wit of Mr. Zhuge, the strategy of Sun Tzu, the poetic talent of Cao Zhi, the spirit of Xiang Yu, and the magnanimity of his father. How about Songtsan Gampo? How can virtue be achieved? Tubo is a land of barbarians, and everyone wears hair and drinks blood. The Dowager Empress: The Ai family sent one hundred royal chefs to accompany her as a dowry. Zhaoyang: Songtsen Gampo has long been canonized as a queen. Zhaoyang is the apple of his father's eye. How can he, the golden branch of the Tang Dynasty, marry someone else and serve the same husband? (Appears to be the first episode as well)

Duolu: "You are all good, only I am not. I have no virtue and incompetence, no frost and no dust." (First episode)

Princess Zhaoyang: When the concubine holds a banquet, she will definitely ask how you and I met. Remember, God leads the way. We met on Chinese Valentine's Day, guessing lantern riddles and conveying affection in front of Yuelao Temple. You are so talented, and my heart secretly promises , then went boating on the lake and swore an oath to the moon. Jin Dorok: What? Guessing riddles to convey messages, or rafting under the moon? How superficial.

Princess: Is this what people like you call superficial? Remember, when we parted ways, you recited a poem. (Hey...)

Zhaoyang: The poem is "The Peacock Flying Southeast" from the Han Dynasty. The king is like a rock, and the concubine is like pampas grass. The pampas grass is as tough as silk, and the rock has no transference.

Dolu: Don’t cook casually. You need 70% fragrant rice, 20% brown rice, and 10% sticky rice. You don’t need well water, but stream water. The rice needs to be steamed three times, baked three times, and then baked the third time. Meat, I don’t want sheep, cattle, or pigs, but frogs, which are as big as the palm of your hand. If they are too small, they will have no meat. If they are too big, the skin will become tough. Princess: Do you want me to boil you or bake you? Duolu: I heard that Tubo people only take baths twice a year. The smell...Princess: Shut up, someone will prepare food

Zhaoyang: Princess Taifei, even though he is a mediocre person, he did it for me Even if he sacrifices his own life, if he wants to beat a mandarin duck, Zhaoyang still has to say to Mr. Jin that the mountains have no edges, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder shakes, the summer rains and snows, the heaven and the earth are harmonious, so I dare to be with you. Duolu: Princess, my heart is a stone and cannot be turned around; my heart is a mat and it cannot be rolled up; my majesty and dignity cannot be damaged.

Situ Yinping: twenty servants, thirty guards, thirty royal cooks and second cooks, forty assistant cooks, twenty bearers, thirty craftsmen, thirty musicians, thirty singers and dancers , thirty handymen, plus three masters in charge, it is exactly three hundred and thirty-three, not counting the golden phoenix, chaohuang, guardian concubine, who was given the gold medal to follow Situ Yinping, the establishment will be modeled on the four rooms of the palace, as for serving the princess The number of maids and servants will also be increased according to the current situation.

Situ Yinping: The princess lives in a common people’s home with a rich body. There are things to add and things to throw away. The princess doesn't like chrysanthemums, so she can't keep them; the two lions are vulgar and vulgar, so they can't keep them; they are worthless, so they can't keep them. If the princess doesn't like them, she will throw them away, which is a dirty look. Duolu: You are so arrogant, I am the prince-consort after all. Silver Screen: Do you have to listen to the princess?

Princess Zhaoyang: Female ring? Want to listen to the female ring again? A married girl should be humble, serve her husband, respect her husband, abide by the four virtues, be attentive and righteous, obey her parents-in-law, and please her uncle and sister-in-law. This princess has kept it all in mind.

Zhaoyang: Yinping, we have been living in the palace for a long time and know nothing about the outside world. We must be careful. Silver Screen: Sun Tzu's Art of War, I already know it by heart. Zhaoyang: We must guard against being unkind. Yinping: Also, show off your power... Zhaoyang: ...Being first is a special skill of our master and servant... Hehe

Zhaoyang: The Big Dipper controls life, the South Dipper controls death. Prince Consort, we have had a drink Combined with wine. Dolu: From now on, you will follow me. Zhaoyang: Hand in hand until old age, Beidou. Duolu: Hold your son’s hand and grow old with your son. Zhaoyang: Lotus blooms and peduncle, life and death and sexual intercourse. ...Don't come over. Dolu: When acting, you have to perform it to the end. Yinping: Hold it back, otherwise your efforts will be in vain. If Lu Shi discovers it, it will be terrible to go back and report to Concubine Wei. Zhaoyang: You are unkind and I am unjust...

Second Madam: Forget it, be patient, give up your anger, be patient, and take a step back. Mrs. Jin Tai: Duolu fainted and wrote in one word: Quick, carry him away.

Duolu: In fact, what I, Jin Duolu, are best at and have the most extraordinary skills are Double Dragons Going to the Sea, Four King Kongs, Eight Faces, Thirteen Dragon Gates, and Eighteen Arhats, which are unparalleled in the world. Princess: Are the King Kong and Dragon Gate performances you want to perform for the Three Prince Consorts, gravel or flying knives? Second Princess: Could it be a long sword and a fire stick? Fifth Princess: Otherwise, the bed of nails and the bronze tripod are also ready to stand aside?

Duo Lu: Jia Ci said that such a smart, virtuous and good daughter-in-law is actually the blessing that the Jin family has cultivated for ten years. He told Duolu that he must give everything he has and do his best to cherish the golden branches and jade leaves. Don’t let down the emperor’s trust or God’s gift. Concubine Wei: Zhaoyang is like a golden tree. Prince-in-law, you have to be more tolerant. Dorothy: How could that happen? The princess knows the rules and observes etiquette, is virtuous and virtuous, abides by women's ways, and serves her mother-in-law with meticulous care. And the most rare thing is... (holding Zhaoyang's hand) compassion and tolerance. My Majesty, originally the ministers were supposed to pay homage to the princess, but because of the princess' pity, she actually exempted the ministers from the courtesy of asking for an audience.

(Zhaoyang’s face changed drastically, and all the consorts were extremely moved) The princess understands Dali very well, and is really a model among people... Zhaoyang: Concubine, the consort is overly praised. Zhaoyang married into the Jin family and saw that the whole family was harmonious and harmonious. Respecting each other as a guest, loving mother and filial piety, they all treat Zhaoyang very well, so I will naturally repay the favor. The Book of Songs says: Give me a papaya, give me a qiongju, a bandit repays you, and you will always think it's good...ah well... Concubine: No wonder Concubine Sun said that you are destined for three lifetimes. (Concubine Wei releases a venomous snake at Concubine Sun, looking fiercely) It is indeed a match made in heaven. Zhaoyang: In fact, it is Chen'er's blessing that Chen'er married into the Jin family. The prince-in-law dotes on Chen'er very much. He even massages Chen'er's acupoints every night... Toffee: That's great. It's rare for you to be a couple. Strong love. (The princesses cast evil glances at the prince-in-law) Duolu: It’s all because of the good teachings of the empress. The princess inherited the court training from a young age and has a deep understanding of women’s virtues and appearance. (Duolu gives her an affectionate look) Princess: Zhaoyang. Zhaoyang: Empress. Princess: You know how to respect your husband, observe etiquette and fulfill your filial piety, which is really commendable. Qingyun, Chuanping and Jinhuai, you must learn from Zhaoyang. Princesses: Please follow the teachings of the Dowager Empress. Duo Lu: In fact, the princess has many feminine virtues that are countless. For example, just like respecting elders and being filial, she actually serves the elders, calms down in the morning and dusk, and offers tea to say hello. Zhaoyang: However, the prince-in-law said that this was against the court etiquette. Taking Zhaoyang's face into account, he asked Zhaoyang to give up the idea... (all laughed darkly)... (all the prince-in-law were moved to tears)... ...

Children on the roadside: silly princess, please go back quickly, the cat is afraid, the tigress is fierce and domineering, and has a body like a melon. Zhaoyang: It’s too vicious to mock the princess. Doing so will only bring harm to yourself. I’ll sing a line and you guys will sing along. "oh"! Zhaoyang: Please marry me, princess, and come back to my home. Screen: Please smile, princess, and the dark clouds will disperse. The two of them combined: She is nice, pretty and kind, and they say she is as beautiful as a fairy.

Children on the roadside: The silly princess is so stupid, come to my house quickly, silly princess, go around a lot, gold and silver are coming, she is easy to deceive and easy to hide, easy to fool and coax like a pig...

Princess Zhaoyang: They are all idiots. Duo Lu: Everyone in the Jin family abides by the law and behaves in a well-behaved manner, so why are they being so cunning? Why are they so stupid? Zhaoyang: Okay, I will make it clear to you, princess: unruly, difficult, cunning, unruly, slippery, unruly... There is evil in your family but you don't know it, what are you not idiots?

Duolu: Take the medicine, don’t dream about marrying a princess; no matter how sad or worried you are, don’t care. Unfortunately, when I close my eyes. Duofu: Be excited. Duoshou: Be more diligent. Dorothy: Desire brings many tigers to time.

Jin family: The spirit of the Jin family is so powerful! Jin family spirit, charge into battle!

Duoshou: Tiger Claw! Jin family: OK! Duoshou: Dragon Fist! Jin Family: Wow, that’s amazing! Yinping: Pretend, Emei Seven Steps Mysterious Wind Palm! Zhaoyang: The momentum cannot be exhausted, let him live! Duolu: Third brother, destroy her martial arts skills and die for her! Zhaoyang: Since people say that, Yinping, don’t spare any effort and fight quickly. Zhaoyang: If you have a clear idea of ??superiority and inferiority, you will win on the silver screen!

Duolu: It is clear that she is a sneak attack, despicable, cunning and vicious, God is watching what people do, there will be retribution on the screen, there will be retribution on the screen, there will be retribution on the screen. Duofu: The last thing God tolerates is you, a villain who is not tolerated by heaven and earth. You may fall down while walking, choke on food, or choke on water! Dolu: If you are such a sinister person, you will definitely have no good meat in your body, you will not be able to eat well, you will not be able to sit still, your heart will be burnt by fire, and you will be punished sooner or later and you will no longer be able to do evil again. Fulu: Humph!

Mrs. Jin Er: Son, you are brave enough to cross the ocean, but timid can hardly move even an inch. Mom knows that you are brave and knowledgeable. Even if you cannot become a general, you will definitely be able to travel in all directions. Mrs. Jin Tai: Yes, birds are valuable because they have wings, and people are valuable because they have ambitions and good grandchildren. It’s really unreasonable that my grandson, who was kind and virtuous, ended up like this. Mrs. Jin Er: The injury is on my son’s body, and the pain is on my mother’s heart. My heart hurts so much!

Wu Side: My adoptive mother named me Wu Side. In addition to wanting me to know the "Three Obediences and Four Virtues", there is also the family motto "Four Don'ts", that is, no greed, no resentment, no bullying, and no evil, so I You have to rely on yourself, not others. Jin Duolu: Ah Si, you are not only honest, but also very loyal. It is very rare that you can eat and cook. It is simply 'get, get, get, get', good!

Si De: If you treat me to a meal, I’ve been very economical about it.

(How much do you usually eat?) If you are half full, you can eat two kilograms. If you have a good appetite, you can eat three kilograms. If you are happy, you can eat four kilograms! (Duoshou: I wonder why you are called Ah Si)

Yinping: Princess, I ask you to use these gold particles to bury me in glory. Zhaoyang: I won’t help you with your burial. I’ll keep these gold grains for myself. Yinping: Ah, no. Zhaoyang: If you are smart, don't die. If you survive the disaster, I will allow you to leave the palace. Not to mention buying a house for retirement, even if you find a husband, I will allow you to flourish. Silver Screen: Really? Then I will have a memorial tablet, and I won’t have to be a lonely ghost.

Mrs. Jin Tai: One word: Harmony, when the family is in harmony, everything is prosperous, but when the family is in decline, there is no stopping