What jokes can make people laugh to death?

Once in primary school, I was dizzy by penicillin and fell on the street. After being sent to the emergency room, I was unconscious. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ear with her finger, which was very painful. I thought it was a rescue method such as pinching people, so I silently endured it. As a result, the doctor said, "The child is dying, so he didn't respond when he squeezed it ..." My mother was so scared that she sat on the ground and cried!

One woman urinates in the toilet, and the other

The drunken man strayed in after drinking and heard the sound of urinating. He quickly said, don't pour it, I really don't drink it.

! That woman is too scared to stay there.

I peed and farted, said the drunkard. Why did you open another bottle?

One day, I was out of breath to catch the last bus. I shouted, Master! Master, wait for me ~ the window suddenly

A passenger poked his head out and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.