Funny and humorous sentences on a hot day

1, sweating for 2 hours after going out for 5 minutes. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

2. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

4. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

5, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

9. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

10, the high temperature in summer makes me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

1 1. From today on, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!