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A classic quotation is too classic.

Sometimes, we don't think too much and just follow our hearts.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

I choose to leave because I love with dignity. I chose to give up because I was helpless in love.

If you want to have something you have never had, then you must do something you have never done.

No matter what you do, believe in yourself and don't let other people's words knock you down.

Life passes by in a hurry. It is most important to do what you like and pamper yourself.

Sometimes, you give the simplest advice to others, but it is the hardest to do it yourself.

The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool, attracting the envy of countless people and living a dull life.

Everyone wants to be happy and doesn't want to suffer, but if it doesn't rain, where will there be a rainbow?

Don't pray for the comfort of life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

You can't really forget the person who touched your heart, whether he hurt you or cured you.

Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.

Good days bring you happiness, and dark days bring you experience. So don't regret any day in your life.

The key is not what others can give you, but what you want inside.

Looking back, the years can't stay. If you watch, you will lose track of time. So, smile and rest assured.

Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

There are always some people who leave without warning, and some once beautiful memories have now been eroded.

Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

One of the greatest braveness in life is to keep trust and love after being cheated and hurt.

Time and shade are suitable; There is a connection between people. This is the best life.

In memory, there are always moments that are nothing special when experienced, but they are worth a thousand words to recall.

Be practical, don't worry, you will get everything you want.

What we call understanding is to know the deepest pain in each other's hearts and where it is.

In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do.

People are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up.

What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it.

Some things are not known until they are done, some things are not known until they are done wrong, and some things are not known until they grow up.

Don't envy other people's lives, what you see will not be everything they have experienced.

Sometimes, some love, we clearly know that there is no result, and some roads are doomed to never end.

I don't know what happened, but it was deep. Hate is missing, smile and disappear.

Many things are like the weather, hot and cold, and it's already a season when you realize it.

There is a letter, but there is no unbelief. Thousands of years ago, everything was doomed. The road marks between heaven and earth will last forever.

See, not see; Listen, listen.

Strolling in the campus in late autumn, blowing a slightly cool wind, my heart is full of a different feeling.

In fact, there are many things hidden in our world. However, when we don't belong to it, it will not appear in front of us.

If you can love, how can you not love? What can we expect when love is a thing of the past? Is that a heart? Is that a dream? That nightmare? What was worth waiting for that summer? God said: there will be fate, as long as you believe me. But why say fate, but I still can't see it. Is it a dream? Is it a fantasy? Or have you lost your expectations?

It is not only the bright moon in Qin dynasty, but also the desolation in my heart.

Don't envy other people's lives. What you see will never be all they have experienced.

Novel, suffocating loneliness is a lonely person.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

You can be depressed, but you are not allowed to degenerate. You can be disappointed, but don't give up. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.

Sometimes, what you say may hurt others, but sometimes, your silence will hurt others more.

Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people, they are destined to be irreplaceable.

Sometimes, when we are looking for more things, we forget everything we already have.

Everyone has a dead corner in his mind. If he can't get out and others can't get in, he will put the deepest secret there.

In a word 100 classic quotations, so classic!

A sentence selection 100 classic quotations, too classic!

1, I gave up myself when I gave up you. My heart died without you.

2. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover! Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament!

3. What about the best memories? Can you do it again?

You worked hard for a car for ten years, but when you got a car, where were you?

I am afraid that if I close my eyes, you will occupy my whole mind. ...

6. I tried to hate you, but I remember your smile.

7. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

8. Stubborn men have an impossible woman in their hearts.

9. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

10, treat love, I think I have always had the most perfect emotional cleanliness!

1 1, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh. ...

12, the man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

13, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings.

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed, I won't get lost.

16, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

17, the most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.

18, no amount of "I love you" is worth a sentence of "I marry you".

19, I refuse you, not that I don't love you, but that I don't want to hurt you!

20. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't break your heart!

2 1, you are rude, I am just, and the straight line is always parallel!

22, once love, once pain, once confusion, who let me forget your appearance, but now it is forever hurt.

23. If I had a pair of eyes willing to shed tears for me, I would like to believe this sad life again!

When you are sad, don't forget your faith. When you are happy, don't forget the ups and downs of life.

I love you. What do you care? I can't blame you for everything!

26. In a world without you, even breathing is depressing.

27. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

28. Not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

29. Without you, even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

30. I love you wholeheartedly, but you hurt me so thoroughly.

3 1. Youth is a beautiful sadness. I didn't cry, but my tears came down.

32. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

33. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness!

It's dawn, wake up, it's time for me to go to bed!

35, my heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt …

36. Where there is you, there are dreams and hopes!

37. The weather is getting cold. I grew up, learned to smile, learned to be strong, learned not to cry, but still learned not to forget him.

A woman who misses the first person when she is drunk is the one who hurts her the most.

39. You showed up to rub salt in my wound.

40. Wait for your concern until I close my heart.

4 1, walking, passing by, missing, is a lifetime.

42. Life is short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you!

43, a person is not lonely, thinking that a person will be lonely.

44. Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile!

45. Even if the whole world forgets me, I just want you to remember my existence!

46, desperately drunk, just to find an excuse to cry.

47. You quit my world, but you still occupy my memory.

48. I will try my best to smile, just so as not to worry you.

49. Habitual staying up late, habitual daze, habitual thinking of you.

50. Find someone who loves me and loves me, and then grow old together until the end of my life.

5 1, imperfect I need you who is also imperfect, and work together to create a perfect future.

52. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

It's not that I don't believe you, but that I'm really afraid that one day, you will betray me again.

I have nothing superior to you, except that I love you more than you love me.

55. Time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never kill a person's grief.

56. Years take away memories, but they will become clearer and clearer.

57. The most painful thing in the world is to fall in love with someone who is infatuated with others.

58. Love is when two people pull a rubber band, and the injured one is often the one who is unwilling to let go.

59. I only did two things today, breathing and thinking of you!

60. Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

6 1, every woman who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons do not invade, but in fact, all kinds of poisons have already invaded the body.

62. The most taboo in love is that both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always think about each other's past.

63. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

64. Women think that men are playboy without charm, and men think that women are reality without strength.

65. Falling in love with you equals falling in love with loneliness. I left without your happiness! Approaching you will approach happiness; Leaving you is doomed to loneliness.

I love you as firmly as you don't love me!

67. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection!

68. There is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, which is called narcissism!

69. The loneliness of struggle, the long loneliness and the hardships of life. Who knows?

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world!

7 1, people who know how to give up get more. People who know how to give up know how to cherish. People who know how to forget are happier!

72. True love is like a UFO. I've only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

73. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!

74. I became insane, heartbroken, mean, disappointed, desperate, ruined and dead, and became a walking corpse, starting from the moment you abandoned me. ...

75. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How can I smile at others in the future? ...

76. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness, because I can't let you go. ...

77. The so-called maturity is the process of learning to give up.

78. I will let go of my personality, self-esteem and pursuit because I can't let go of one person.

79. Those who can become confidantes must be the best among women! People who can have confidantes must be wise men!

80. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you give up the whole world for one person.

8 1, I don't want it all over the world except you.

82. Why are women sentimental? Because there is an ignorant man behind her.

Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are not.

84. Everyone who speaks mercilessly was once a man with heart and lungs.

85. Getting hurt again and again, getting up again and again, is always the same.

86. memories. Always so sweet, but so painful that people can't breathe.

87. If hurting Russia is a relief for you, Russia is willing to bear this torture.

88. I pretend I don't care about you, but it's myself who gets hurt.

89, a person is very good, unscrupulous, smiling, want to cry. Embrace yourself. Sadness is only known to oneself.

90. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

9 1, many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely for life because they love someone by mistake.

92. One day you can come to my heart, and you will see that there are all the sorrows you have given.

93. After the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will only be an indifferent heart.

94. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

95. Love that you don't love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love.

96. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

97. If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I loved you so much. ...

98. I didn't know you when you knew me. When you like me, I know you. When you love me, I like you. I fell in love with you when you left me.

99. As long as you can remember me, even if you hate me.

100, when love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets. No matter how beautiful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty. I just want to have you passed down from generation to generation in reincarnation!

60 classic quotations in one sentence! It's so fucking classic

1, men are dumped, the problem of money; When a woman is dumped, appearance is a problem.

2, the goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

3, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

4, people can't judge by appearances, and the third can't be measured.

5, the right time, the right place and the right people, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

6. Every woman is never inferior to a man.

7. The third kind of power seems irresistible to most people.

8, with a grain of salt, temper is the sea.

9. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

10, Life is not a dance company, and there is no version that loves life.

1 1, happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

12. Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

13, women mix well, they are sisters-in-law, but they mix badly, they are bitches.

14. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

15, all kinds of postures, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of surges, all kinds of floats.

16, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

17, don't challenge my sister's skills with the speed of playing video.

18, flowers are red, people are different from dogs.

19, the average boy is generally proud of the average girl.

20. Being a champion is better than being a champion.

2 1, don't be infatuated with your brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

22. Brother is just a game, but you are fascinated.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

24. Sorry, Miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

25. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

26. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

27. Bow your head with courage and raise your head with strength.

28. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

29. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

30. Please don't treat your * * as a cow B.

3 1, I must appear in your household registration book, I can't be your wife, I can also be your little mother.

32. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

33. The humble surface conceals the inner abnormality.

34. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

35. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

37. I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

38. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, you are not alone.

39. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.

40. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos if you have nothing to do.

4 1, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

42. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make you invincible.

43, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

44. There is nothing wrong with mistress. The mistake is that she can't stand the temptation.

45. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

46. The Tang Priest is a monkey no matter how fierce he is. ...

47. Low-key people In the real world, low-key guys are the most attractive.

48. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

49. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be crazier than the sky.

50. If you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?

5 1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

52. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

53, life is like a play, all by acting.

54. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

55, low-key life is high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

My signature is very expensive, especially on the check.

57. Money makes women, and you make me.

58. Women's clothes are called capital, while men's clothes are called perverts.

59. Don't pretend to be a ghost, a god, tight or pure.

60, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

In short, classic funny quotations _ too funny, too classic.

1 I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star. At that time, my life was really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

The loneliness of four people can sometimes be seen from the body!

There are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.

Come and spoil me with women!

Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

There are more fools with diplomas than those without diplomas.

Born with rain, not a genius!

10 The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

I said, how can I thank you for your kindness? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?

12 choose a mature woman, and the skirt is easy to pull. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

13 Vince is not as good as his chest, but a great wit is not as good as his crotch!

In short, classic funny quotations _ too funny, too classic.

14 brothers' greatest wish is: beautiful women don't wear clothes!

The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not together.

16 Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

17 crossing the road that day, thinking about things, didn't look at the pedestrian lights. A car braked suddenly next to me. Then I heard a cordial greeting: What are you busy with? Reincarnation?

18 thanks to those who have hurt us and made them feel guilty.

19 How can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.

Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

2 1 The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

I always wander between cow A and cow C.

I thought that no one would recognize me as long as I was as black as coal, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I'm as black as a light.

During the injection, I said, I'm afraid of pain. The doctor said: Don't be afraid, I'll push slowly!

I was raped by the university, and the only thing I can do now is to try to keep my posture straight!

Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

It's too hard and tiring for a wife to keep the house. It's not enough to have only one wife!

If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig! !

I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

You are the best example of a failed abortion!

3 1 peeing is the only pleasure in my daily life. You won't ask me why I am addicted to beer, will you?

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

It is said that people go up high, and the heights are too cold. Water flows downwards, but all rivers flow downwards!

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, wow! utter darkness

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

39 looks really creative and lives really bravely!

40 road sees rough, shout at top of your voice, and then go forward.

On Valentine's Day of 4 1, I turned around and found the phone number of a girl I secretly loved in middle school, and sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you should drink half a bowl first, and I will keep the remaining half bowl warm for you in my arms for a few minutes. Then she sent back a short message: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the iron is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

Life is like dandelion, blow as little as possible.

Cao can't win the world because he loves to scold the streets too much.

Confused, not pursuing the truth. Truth is a bitch!

Cherish drugs and stay away from life.

Is 47 big enough and awesome enough? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

Who says that being single is not good? Love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Looking for him in the crowd. Looking up, he is a bird in the sky!

Wash your face, only your cheeks, brush your teeth, only your front teeth.