Do you have any super funny jokes?

1. Husband: “I plan to quit drinking.”

Wife: “I’m tired of hearing this.”

Husband: “Don’t believe it? I I dare to bet you two bottles of 'Erguotou'." 2. The husband often scolds the boss for being incompetent in front of his wife, which makes the company almost bankrupt and can't even pay out bonuses.

One day a colleague came to visit and was very surprised to hear him scolding the boss. He quietly asked: "Don't you get a bonus every month? Why..."

He quickly interrupted For colleagues, whisper: "If you don't scold the boss, who will pay for me to play mahjong with you?"