A 3-minute short joke story

3-minute joke story: I am a marking teacher for the senior high school entrance examination. One problem is how to save resources. See a candidate's answer:? Flush the stool with urine. ? Blink my eyes! Silently gave full marks. ....

3-minute short joke story (1) 1. At a dinner party just now, I received three phone calls, my sister, my mother and my wife.

Sister said: don't be too late, go home early.

Mother said: drink less wine.

Daughter-in-law said: Look at the time, don't call me back!

2. I went to the supermarket with my wife, and when I saw the discounts on milk and paper towels, I leaned in.

The wife said unhappily: I like to buy cheap things when I leave. ?

I said:? How else would I find you?

The supermarket has run away, and people are going to die!

In class today, my goddess sat behind me. In class, the goddess didn't bring a book. The teacher said that those who didn't bring the book stood up, so I gave the book to the goddess and I stood up. The teacher said: stand up and show off in an ostentatious manner, go out and do 500 leapfrog. ?

After about 5 minutes, the goddess came out. I said, how did you come out?

The goddess said:? Why should I give an English book to my math class?

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said to be a big pig. A big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

5.Dung-Dung's mother shouted outside the door: Son, don't brag. Get a piece of the action. After a long time, no one responded. When I went in, it was terrible. My son lay unconscious on the ground. Mother Dung shouted, Grandpa, it's no use. Call an ambulance. Dad shit, ask: what's the matter? Dung beetles's mother was angry and laughing: This loser used pesticides as Mu Si!

3-minute joke story (2) 1, Q: There is a man who has only one tooth left. Why does he still have his teeth stuffed when eating?

A: Because he ate lotus root ~

2. How to quickly reset the stopwatch to zero?

Answer: Buy Guiling Cream.

3. Who likes snacks best?

It's Yuan Shikai, because he is the temporary (dim sum) president! !

4. Q: What makes Qian Shengqian?

Answer: Marry a man named Qian.

5. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She thinks there are too many pimples on her face. Guess what?

It cut itself and covered its face.

6. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold?

Grab them all.

7. A person is talking on the phone while walking in the street. Suddenly. . . Guess what?

put asid

3-minute short joke story (3) 1, Beauty, what kind of man do you like best?

? Girls are all the same. I like boys in Shuai Shuai, but you are an exception ~?

? Do you like me because I'm ugly?

? Please, I don't like you being so poor, and you can't be handsome ~?

2. I walked into a restaurant that charges for looking at faces and asked the boss: How much does my appearance cost?

The boss said: free. ?

I am happy to say:? It seems that I am still quite handsome! ?

The boss said again:? I won't charge you, just eat and leave, or other guests will see that you have no appetite! ?

3. A couple went shopping and suddenly passed a beautiful woman. The boy felt: This is the perfect photographic material! ?

The girl was a little unhappy and said reproachfully. Then what am I?

Boys sigh:? What about you? You are PS material. ?

After getting married, I always feel that I am a person standing at the top of the food chain, and all the food has to go through strict screening before it can enter my bowl. Because here's the thing! Children's wives don't eat at home, and wives don't give them to dogs. Only dogs with no appetite are eligible for me to eat. .

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