Seven difficult top jokes! Which ones, please? I have one here that is said to be difficult to understand. I'll write it down and have a look.

1。 Once upon a time, three bats went to a bar to drink. The first bat said, "Boss, have a glass of blood." The other two saw it and said, "SB, you are still drinking the old taste." The second bat said, "Boss, a glass of lemon blood." The other two bats laughed: "Look at your taste." The third bat said, "Boss, a cup of boiled water."

2。 A sperm gentleman said, "Oh, shit."

3。 A hospital. Doctors and nurses are ugly. A patient went to have his tooth extracted. As a result, he bled to death.

4。 Ceng Zhiwei wanted to give up art and become a monk, so he came to the temple and asked the abbot to take him in. The abbot said he had to pass two tests. One is that he is a vegetarian in March. After March, Ceng Zhiwei visited the abbot and asked the second question. The abbot gave him a bell and told him to tie it to JJ, saying that if you can see Ye Zimei's three-point exposure and the bell doesn't ring, I will accept you as an apprentice, so I called Ye Zimei. Ceng Zhiwei's doorbell is ringing loudly. The abbot frowned and said, "Not qualified." Ceng Zhiwei refused, saying, "I don't believe all monks in this temple can get through this. Helpless, the abbot called ten monks, and Yuzryha showed his hand again. Sure enough, only Ceng Zhiwei's bell rang so loudly that it fell to the ground. The other ten bells rang when Ceng Zhiwei bent down to pick up the bell.

5。 A sex maniac, a money addict and a homosexual died at the same time. They all wanted to go to heaven. God told them that they must stand the test on the way to heaven and get rid of bad habits before they can enter heaven, otherwise they can only go to hell. Three people set out for heaven when they suddenly saw a group of beautiful women on the roadside. The pervert who walked in front couldn't help rushing to touch her hands and feet, and suddenly fell into hell. The other two walked on and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, with a thick stack of money faintly visible. The money addict bent down and picked it up. At the moment when he was about to touch his wallet, he remembered the abnormal horror that had just fallen into hell, so he held back his greed, straightened up, walked the rest of the way alone and went to heaven.

6。 Manager Huang was having an affair with Miss B. One day Miss B gave Manager Huang a photo of a dead sheep under two pigeons. Manager Huang's secretary couldn't understand it, so she gave it to the manager. As a result, Manager Huang smiled.

7。 Snow White's Sexual Hunger-Name a Drink

Here are the answers.

I suggest LZ consider it first.

1, sanitary napkin

2. Monthly delivery

The more the patient calls the doctor, the more excited he becomes. He pulled out all his teeth and bled to death.

4 homosexuality

5 Same as above.

Brother 6 itches below.

7 Qixi

Or this explanation is more clear.

1. It has a bloody towel.

2.GJ

3. Hungry, being teased

Because all monks are gay.

5. Homosexuality is getting better and better.

6. Pigeon, the sheep below is dead

7. Seven Up Bar ...