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Cat Fairy Tales 1

A miserly kitten in a fairy tale

Is Pi Pi a panda? Pi Pi: A kung fu panda with infinite heroism, and loves practicing kung fu very much. The spirit of eternal optimism and inexhaustible energy is

cool: he is handsome, he is dragging, he is calm, he is sensitive, he is self-centered, he is introverted, he is contradictory, he is interesting and he is thoughtful. Most importantly, he is quick. I would like to introduce you to the white cat boy P Cool, who is a Persian cat. He is a proud Persian cat, a low-key Persian cat. In a word ... He has many personalities, and you can't tell what kind of cat he is. It's his logo. But a panda breaks an egg: a man can't judge by his appearance, and so can a panda. Although he is clumsy, he is a prodigy who can transform. The philosophy of life he believes in is: if the stingy calculation is wrong, then life will be completely impossible. (Laughter) He loves snacks, and he gets excited when he thinks about them. And like to take advantage of small things. Vice explosive temper but don't know how much trouble. He especially likes to eat stinky tofu with rock sugar. It's very interesting. I often watch

the girl Brown Bear: she is the only girl in the PP team, with a strong body and endless strength, but she is slim and shy inside. She is not only a girl, but also a lady. She just likes to be quiet. She has great strength, and everyone calls her "the lady with great strength". I like Guai Pei Pei (teddy bear) best.

Make up a fairy tale A talking kitten

A talking cat

Today, when Kangkang went to the park to play, he met a big cat that followed him all the time.

Kangkang has long wanted to keep a pet such as a cat or a dog. He picked up the big cat and asked, "Will you come home with me?"

The big cat actually seemed to understand, gave a meow and nodded! Kangkang was so excited that he ran home with the big cat in his arms.

Just as I entered the door, the big cat suddenly said, "My body is itchy and smelly. Can you help me take a bath?"

Kangkang paused for a moment, and then happily took the big cat to the bathroom to take a bubble bath.

"What planet are you from?" Kangkang thought that the big cat was an alien, so he spoke.

"no!" The big flower cat said, "My former master was a language genius. He trained me to speak human words. But when I learned it, he died of a heart attack because of excessive excitement, so I had to wander around. "

"oh! I see! " Kangkang suddenly realized this.

After taking a shower, Kangkang takes a hair dryer to dry the fur on the big cat.

"How comfortable!" The big cat asked, "Why aren't your parents at home?"

"They are all busy people, and they won't be back until late. You must be hungry. I'll get you something to eat. " Kangkang immediately took out half a fish from the refrigerator.

as soon as the big cat saw the fish, it ate it up immediately.

"Your home is really beautiful." After walking around the house, the big cat said, "By the way, what's that square strange box on your desk?"

"strange box?" Kangkang looked back and couldn't help laughing. "Ha ha ... it's called a computer. It's fun! Do you want to have a try? "

So Kangkang became a teacher, teaching the big cat how to surf the Internet and how to receive and send emails. Until the clock "when! When ... "rang eleven, Kang Kangcai invited the big cat to sleep with him.

lying in bed, they chatted all over the place again. Kangkang talks about the school, and the big cat tells the story when it wanders.

"once, I met a thief, and the thief took me to steal." The big flower cat said, "It was a dark night in a month. When we climbed the wall, suddenly there came the shouts of the guards:' Who? Who is there?' Meow!' I let out a cry to let the guard know that it was a cat and there was nothing to worry about. Unexpectedly, the thief was so stupid that he said,' I'm another cat!'

In this way, the thief was put into prison, and I continued my wandering life. "Kangkang couldn't help laughing." How can there be such a stupid thief? And I don't love you at all! Also take you to steal things! "

It's midnight, and Kangkang's parents haven't come back yet, but Kangkang's eyes can't open any more, and he falls asleep. This night, with the big cat beside him, he had a good and comfortable sleep.

When I woke up the next morning, Kangkang found that the big cat had disappeared. No matter how he looked, he couldn't find it ...

When Kangkang went to the park to play, he found a talking big cat. That night, Kangkang taught the big cat how to use the computer, and they talked until late at night! But the next morning, the big cat was gone! What the hell is going on here?

that day, anxious Kangkang really didn't know how he spent it.

It was not until the night that the big-flowered cat appeared in front of him again, and there was another cat beside him. On closer inspection, it turned out to be the female cat kept by Sun Popo next door! Oh, my god, it only came for one day, and it actually made a girlfriend immediately!

Three Pride Rabbits and Modest Cats Fairy Tales 1 words

Pride dogs and modest cats (fairy tales)

There was a family who had a dog and a cat. Suddenly one day, the cat and the dog had a fierce quarrel.

"Do you dare to bite me? Hybrid cat! The dog asked haughtily, "

" I dare not, brother dog. " The cat replied modestly.

"I knew you wouldn't dare, you coward! Besides, how can a hybrid cat like you be brothers with our excellent breed of dogs! " The dog said proudly.

"Although we have no more cats than you, I'm not a bastard or a coward!" The cat argued, "We were born to serve mankind. What's there to argue about?"

"It's the biggest shame in my life to talk with you mongrel cats, so be it! I'll race you, you choose one, and I'll beat you! " The dog said defiantly.

"ok, I accept your challenge!" " The cat said happily, because it can finally prove that it is not cowardly.

The next day, the cat chose one of her best skills-climbing the wall.

For this competition, the dog specially invited the tiger to be the referee. But after listening to the competition, the dog became soft, and it couldn't climb at all! Besides, this referee is a tiger, and it is impossible for him to go back on his word! The dog had to bite the bullet and start the game.

"Ready-Go!" Judge Tiger gave the order. The cat rushed out at a rocket speed. The tall wall in front of me is so insignificant in the eyes of the cat, and the cat won the championship easily.

Look at the dog again. It is still clutching and jumping desperately in the corner. Finally, it is so tired that it falls down.

"In the name of the referee, I announce that the winner of this wall climbing competition is the cat!" The cat is very happy, because it proves that it is not cowardly, and it is not worse than the dog.

Four make up a fairy tale, three animals, a rabbit, a dog and a kitten.

Once upon a time, there were a group of small animals in two houses, and they lived a carefree life. One day, a kitten, a pony, a rabbit, a puppy and a duckling went out for a picnic. The kitten said, "Today's picnic is my treat." Everyone said, "All right!" The kitten took out the things in the bag. Suddenly, it said, "I forgot to bring water. What should I do?" Rabbit said, "I heard that there is a spring water to drink if you go east." The dog said, "I've heard of that place, too." Let me get water! " Walking eastward, the puppy suddenly saw two houses, and read the words "get rich" on one house and "donate blood" on the other. The dog thought, "How painful it is to donate blood. It is better to make a fortune." It wants to "make a fortune in a house full of gold and silver", and the puppy immediately goes in, and it becomes a feather as soon as it enters the door. The kitten, pony, rabbit and duckling waited for a long time, but the puppy didn't come back. The duckling said, "Let me look for the puppy!" " . The duckling has been walking eastward, too. It has seen the two houses. The duckling thinks, "I don't want to donate blood, I want to get rich." So it also entered the rich house, and it became a jar as soon as it entered. Kittens, ponies, rabbits, etc. are impatient. The pony made up her mind to see what was going on. The pony also went east. It also went through the experience like a duckling and a puppy. It also chose to make a fortune, and as a result, it became a piece of paper. The kitten and the rabbit are almost asleep. The kitten and the rabbit are determined to find the pony, the puppy and the duckling. They go to the spring to look for it. On the way, they also saw the two houses, one of which said "Make a fortune" and the other said "Donate blood". As soon as they saw it, they took the initiative to join hands in the blood donation room. Just entering the door, I saw an angel standing in the sky. She said softly, "My name is Marina, and I am a fairy in the sky. I want to come down to test whether the animals on earth have love." She added, "You two can make a wish and tell me." Rabbit said, "I want to keep all the creatures in the world safe." The kitten said, "I want to find three little friends: pony, duckling and puppy." As soon as their voices fell, the pony, duckling and puppy appeared in front of the kitten and rabbit. Their three partners said, "Thank you for saving me." I only heard them say, "You're welcome! Everyone is a partner, what is there to thank! " Fairy Marina said, "I'm relieved now. I have something for you." Look! " I saw a big crystal ball appear in front of me. Marina said, "This is something I gave you. It's called' sincere partner'. If you are not friends in the future, it will break ..." Fairy Marina spoke with relish, and they were fascinated. Pony, rabbit, duckling, kitten and puppy swear under the crystal ball: "We will always be friends." Dog and kitten hide and seek one day, the sun is shining, and the dog and kitten are playing hide and seek. The dog hid in a small and old house. He hid it well, but accidentally sneezed and was found by the kitten. The kitten said, "Haha, I found you. Now it's your turn to find me." The kitten carefully hid in a leafy tree, and the leaves were dense, which covered the kitten tightly. The puppy ran around looking for it, but still couldn't find the kitten. The puppy sat dejectedly on the green carpet grass and sang a song called Little Umbrella loudly. The kitten likes singing this song best, so she can't help singing along with the puppy. When the puppy heard the kitten's song, he danced with joy. After listening carefully, he found that the song was uploaded from a tall and big tree. The kitten rushed over and searched carefully, and found the kitten. The puppy said happily, "I finally found you!" " Dogs and kittens are playing happily. Winter Games The annual Winter Games has begun, and the announcer Lark is broadcasting: "In order to strengthen physical fitness and exercise, please make friends famous." Duckling, puppy, rabbit, kitten and pony all took part in the competition. "Take your places, get ready-"The first race is about to start, and puppies, rabbits and ponies are ready to go on the runway. With a bang, the gun in the little tiger referee's hand rang. The athlete ran out like an arrow leaving the string. The pony runs at the front, which is really a "lead", followed by the puppy, and the rabbit runs at the back, with its ears beating constantly. The lark is broadcasting loudly: "Now it is the pony that runs first, not the pony." Suddenly, an accident happened. The rabbit tripped over a small stone and bled on his knee. Everyone was shocked and wondered how the rabbit was hurt. To everyone's surprise, the pony suddenly turned and ran to the rabbit, picked up the rabbit and ran to the infirmary. Hours, the puppy ran to the finish line. When the referee gave the trophy to the puppy, the puppy came up to the pony with the trophy and said, "The real champion should be you

The fairy tale of five fish, cat and mouse. 1 words

Once upon a time, there was a hateful cat who was a famous mouse catcher and fisherman, so the fish and mouse lived in fear every day, but the mouse could swim in the water and the fish could run on the land, and they often cooperated. Join hands to find a way to deal with the cat's pursuit ...

Scene 1: One day, the hateful cat with profound kung fu came to the river to fish, and immediately caught the big fish brother. The hateful cat proudly shouted, "I knew your boy could not escape my palm."

Brother Fish struggled desperately: "Brother Mouse, help! Somebody please! The damn cat is coming! "

Brother Mouse, who was running and exercising, heard Brother Fish's cry for help and jumped into the river: "Brother Fish, don't worry, I'll save you!"

Brother Mouse swam to Brother Fish quickly, and snapped the line of the fishing rod with his sharp teeth. Brother Fish was saved.

Brother Fish hugged Brother Mouse tightly and said, "Thank you, Brother Mouse, you saved my life!"

Brother Mouse: "We are friends and should help each other. As long as we work closely together, we can defeat the attack of the hateful cat! "

Damn cat returned empty-handed with Big Brother Fish and Little Brother Mouse joining hands to meet the enemy.

Act II: (Narrator): The hateful cat has not eaten a fish or a mouse for ten days because of the joint operation of Big Brother Fish and Little Brother Mouse. Being hungry, his heart sticks to his back, and he bears a grudge against Little Brother Mouse, so he chooses an opaque night to come to Little Brother Mouse's house and catch Little Brother Mouse who is sleeping.

The hateful cat growled, "Last time you saved the fish's life, I'll see who will save you this time!"

Brother Mouse knew that Brother Fish was sleeping, too, and it was impossible to save him, so he used his quick wits and said, "Ha! Ha ha! Another cat was delivered to the door. Brother Fish gave me magic medicine. I have already drunk the blood of nine cats. With your blood, my tail can grow to 1 cm. That's a sharp weapon. Try it if you don't believe me. "

Damn cat, look at the tail of Mouse's brother with a grain of salt. It seems to be a little long and sharp.

Brother Mouse deliberately exposed his sharp teeth and made a "click" sound.

The hateful cat was frightened and quickly released its paw: "Oh, my God! Let me run for my life first. " With that, she ran off with her tail between her legs ...

Six kittens learned fairy tales in 2 words

One morning, mother cat went out with her baby kitten, because she wanted her self-returned child to walk outside and learn more.

First of all, she took the kitten to play in the big desert far from home. In the car, they crossed fields, Woods and lakes. The kitten had fallen asleep and finally arrived in the big desert. Mother Cat woke the kitten up. The kitten asked, "What is this place?" Mother cat said, "This is a desert." "How spectacular!" Said the kitten. Mother told it a lot about the desert, which opened the kitten's eyes. Then, the kitten went to the big forest again, where they stayed for one night. Mother told the kitten many stories and a lot of knowledge about the big forest until the kitten fell asleep. Finally, they came to the seaside again. They stayed for one night. The next day, they got up early and went to the seaside to pick up shells and catch crabs. They enjoyed the vastness and grandeur of the sea, and the sun rose slowly. He