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The seventh truth of life: you can't lick your nose with your tongue. then what forget

So far, the world has to admit seven facts, please don't be surprised.

1, you can't turn your neck twice;

2. You can't count how many hairs you have;

3. You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue sticks out;

4, you are doing the third;

When you are doing the third item, you actually think you can do it, but you will look like a puppy.

6. You are laughing now because I screwed you up;

7. If I get fucked, please don't spray me, because I got fucked, too.