Humorous speech at the reunion.

Part I: Humorous speech at the class reunion

Dear Teacher xx and Teacher xx; Dear students:

In this season when the lotus is in full bloom and the sun is scorching, we gather together from different places and posts with a sweat and a childlike heart to celebrate the 3th anniversary of our graduation from high school.

First of all, I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to the teachers who have trained and educated us to grow up. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to Cui Nanhui, Guo Jiuxian and other students who have carefully organized this reunion.

time flies, and thirty years have passed quickly. Thirty years ago, we looked up at our teacher with a pair of naive eyes. You taught us knowledge and knowledge. It is you who spread to us the belief that life is full of love, so that we can benefit from it for life and never forget it; For thirty years, we used a pair of blurred eyes to pursue the ideal of life and the true meaning of life.

We are not the lucky ones of the times. Only by redoubling our efforts can we not be eliminated by this era prematurely.

"A gentleman strives for self-improvement.". When the doors of colleges and universities are closed to us, we stick to the road of self-study. When the tide of reform and opening up has poured out countless rich people and dignitaries, we adhere to the concept of "being poor is good for you, and being up to the world is good for you".

We feel that we can't keep pace with the times, so we should carefully cultivate our children and make them truly become pillars of society;

We feel the hardship of raising children, so we should pay more attention to our parents and our loved ones' parents and let them enjoy their old age. Only after losing my parents will I feel that I have spent too little time and heart on them. This is my personal experience.

We feel that the dusk of life is coming, so we should be like our two teachers: be aggressive and strive for success-Teacher Gong is the hospital director, and the electric sickbed invented by him has won a national patent, and Teacher Wu is a senior lecturer and the most famous high school principal in Yiyang.

when students meet, they are particularly cordial. Although we don't have much contact at ordinary times, sincere friendship and good memories between classmates often haunt us in our dreams. In particular, we studied engineering and agriculture and came to Yaquetang, Yongfengzha and Yiyang Railway together. This period of study and life is particularly unforgettable.

it's not easy to get together today! Taking this opportunity, we agreed on two wishes: First, I hope that we can cherish this classmate friendship, exchange information and strengthen cooperation, especially when our families have big weddings and funerals, and we can communicate with each other.

the second is to make an agreement with all the seniors that in another 3 years, we will gather together again with the same mood and the same scale to help our teachers and renew our friendship.

Finally, I wish teachers and seniors good health, family harmony and all the best. Chapter 2: Humorous Speech at Class Reunion

This year's class reunion is what I said. These days, after reading Lust, Caution, I know that women are not allowed to be successful; after reading Apple, I know that men are not allowed to be successful; after reading the assembly number, I know that leaders are not allowed to be successful; after reading the warlords, I know that brothers are not allowed to be successful. It seems that the only one who is allowed to be successful is the old classmates. Let's have a drink and watch more jokes, and the atmosphere will be lively, hehe.

article 1 in order to make the old classmates catch up and talk without being disturbed by external things during the party, all participants are requested to turn off their mobile phones, pagers, business phones, cordless phones, laptops with Internet access and other communication devices consciously. In addition to the above equipment, you are not allowed to contact the outside world in any other form, such as writing letters, sending telegrams, lighting up the wolf smoke, etc.

article 2: in order to make the party lively, all the people are free, and every participant, regardless of gender, height and weight, must drink alcohol-at least one glass of beer (based on draft beer cup). Those who refuse to drink will be allowed to drink after three drinks.

article 3 in order to make everyone drink heartily at the party, and ensure the safety of all people when they go home, participants are not allowed to drive cars, motorcycles, trolleybuses, space shuttles, etc. by themselves, and they are not allowed to use bicycles and various roller vehicles.

article 4 in order to make old classmates catch up and talk freely, participants in this gathering are not allowed to bring their family members (except those who are married between classmates), and all the speeches of this gathering are not allowed to be leaked to the outside world in any media such as internet, TV, radio, newspapers, etc., especially to the family members of the participants.

article 5 in order to promote friendship among participants in an atmosphere full of unity and friendship, participants are not allowed to have group fights or one-on-one fights in any form such as Shaolin boxing, southern boxing, northern boxing, tortoise boxing, judo, karate, taekwondo, Sanda, boxing and sumo wrestling.

Article 6 In order to make everyone get together in a safe atmosphere, participants are not allowed to carry AWP, M4, AK47, bombs, flash bombs, Elbow Sword, Tu Longdao and other heavy weapons; Do not bring any inflammable, explosive, pets or more than one ton of heavy objects to the party. Humor host of class reunion Article 7 All expenses of this party are in the form of AA system, that is, all expenses are borne by blood type A personnel.

Article 8 Every participant must strictly abide by the above rules, and those who violate any of them will be punished as follows:

1. Buy a beautiful gift for each participant to apologize (note: the price of each gift does not have to exceed 3, yuan).

2. Bear all expenses of all personnel for this party, including catering expenses, transportation expenses for each person, personal insurance, medical expenses, property fees, heating expenses, water, electricity, garbage fees, road maintenance fees, insurance, oil and car washing fees for car owners ...

Article 9 These Rules shall be implemented as of the date of promulgation.