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A classic that people have to praise: people without money are not as good as ghosts, and salt-free soup is not as good as water.

1. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

You can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you always deserve to jump into the pit.

3. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play seriously or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands? You are still so serious.

4. What is the reality? Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, mechanics want your car to break down, and only thieves want you to prosper forever.

5. Hard life needs no explanation. As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes or a tractor.

6. You have money and are surrounded by smiling faces. You have no money, and everyone alienates you; No matter how busy you are, you should go and see it. You are down and out, no matter how idle you are, you say you have no time. In the real society, there is really no money to be valuable, and feelings are only related to money.

7. People without money are not as good as ghosts, and soup without salt is not as good as water. You will gradually find that a kind heart can never compare with a good mouth.

8. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you.

10, nothing to complain about, every step today is to pay for every choice before. Every time you do something, think about whether it will hurt when you hit your face in the future.

1 1. Don't be too angry if you don't have any skills, or you'll be in trouble. If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, otherwise it will be very painful. Temper should never be greater than skill. If you have no ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions.

12, if you want something, you should either try to catch up or give up. Don't always nag in front of everyone to express your determination or complain constantly, and become the laughing stock of others after dinner.

13. If you are not good enough, your contacts are worthless. Not sought after, but attracted. Only equivalent exchange can get reasonable help-although it sounds cold, it is true.

14, no one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, whether the fall hurts or not, they will only look at where you finally stand, and then envy or disdain.

15, sharing the wrong person happily becomes a show; Sad to share the wrong person becomes melodramatic and even becomes a joke.

202 1 people have to praise, and every sentence is incisive.

1. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

People will change, things will change and things will change. Give yourself a little pursuit every day to make a good start in your life. At the same time, I also believe that those friends who persist in their dreams and work hard will realize their dreams one day.

We always waste time looking for the perfect lover, but never try to create a perfect love.

4. A simple life is charming, and a simple heart is happy. Give life a reason to smile, don't let your heart bear too much burden; Give yourself a way to keep warm, pursue with the obsession of the wind, and polish the most beautiful scenery of the branches with the calm posture and smile of the lotus.

5. Looking down, there is no right or wrong; Put it down, it's a matter of success or failure.

6. Gains and losses are not enemies, but brothers, walking together; Gains and losses are not antagonistic, but unified and interdependent. Every day in our life is spent in gains and losses, so we don't have to be complacent about what we have got, let alone feel dejected about what we have lost.

7. Time can always heal sadness and disputes, because we are changing, and we will no longer be the same person.

8. Looking up at the success of others, I feel humble; Look up at the happiness of others and lament your own misfortune; Compare the success of others and resent your own frustration; Compare the happiness of others and amplify your own pain. Some things can't be compared. As long as you succeed, you don't need to be more successful than others. As long as you are happy, you don't have to be happier than others. When you stare at others, you slowly lose yourself.

9. The little things in life can comfort us, because they will sting us.

10. Attitude is a trivial matter, but it will cause earth-shaking changes. Time is like a stream, which can attract us to the ocean of life; Time is like a boat, which will help us sail to the other side of the ideal; Time is like a brush, it will show us the picture of life.

1 1. When you feel lost, you are not lost, but the only way before you find the right way.

12. Living is a lonely practice. No matter how noble or humble, we should pursue our own destiny strongly. You can have it only if you want it.

13. The most terrible thing in the world is that you have a heart, but you can't understand what is true.

14. Sometimes injury and failure are not necessarily bad things, but will make you better, so are loneliness and loss. Everything will turn out well in the end. As long as we can get to the end, the strong in life will adjust their mentality in time and maintain a positive and sunny mood. If you don't climb, it doesn't matter; No anger, no power, easy-going heart. Do not love, do not complain, and be calm.

15. There will always be someone who will appear in the corner of your mood inadvertently, and your life will suddenly be enlightened.

16. If we want to get rid of prejudice, then we need to create a tolerant society. No matter how the world of mortals changes, youth is used for memories. We may meet many people in our life, and sometimes we just walk together in the same way. Until you meet the person who really wants to spend your life together, give the rest of the journey to this person and walk together to the end.

17. Please don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

18. Life must be picturesque if it is first seen.

19. All our silence is an excuse for fear, and smirking is an unfair reason.

20. I don't want to travel with others, because our purposes are different. I don't have the prosperity and brilliance you want, and the desolation and obstacles I want are beyond your reach. In the end, you can only find me boring, and I think you are a drag on my progress.

Good morning: clothes are not as good as new, people are not as good as old.

1, how to completely forget someone? Ten years is still a new love.

Some people say that you are plain, but I don't think so. The way you like me is really beautiful!

I wish you have high heels and running shoes, and drink tea and wine. May you have brave friends and awesome opponents. May you have deep feelings for the past, but never look back. May you be particularly beautiful, calm, fierce and gentle.

4. Five years ago, if you had planned your time well, worked hard, kept fit, played less mobile phones, read more books, learned a favorite musical instrument seriously and learned to draw ... you wouldn't hate the present life.

It is not the faint light in front that forces you to move forward, but the abyss behind you. Too many choices are not out of love, but out of helplessness.

6, a pair of shoes, when you just bought it, you should kneel down and wipe it clean. Even if it's been trampled for a long time, it's too lazy to take a look. So is love. At first, she frowned and you were distressed. Later, when she cried, you were not nervous.

7. We can fill our mouths with delicious food, our ears with music and our eyes with scenery, but it is difficult to fill our hearts with anything.

I have done many things with you, but I can't remember what it is. The only thing I remember is being together.

9. If you are single and want to do something, go ahead and do it boldly. If you want to travel and stay, hesitate to change jobs and learn the piano again and again ... when you sink in the future, you will regret not what you did, but what you didn't do.

10, I wish you an early understanding of the deep malice in this world, and then start the happy life of the person you love.

It is better to rely on yourself than on others.

1, learn to live alone, whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

2. Don't frown on the road you have decided, no matter how painful it is. You know, the hardest things are all your own choices, and you are not qualified to shout pain.

3, time is like this, life is only a hundred years, but also a year of cherry blossoms, we often think about the past life and the road we have traveled.

4. Feelings actually don't believe in tears. People who really love you are unwilling to make you cry. It's no use crying without feelings.

5. No matter how good you are, there will always be people who don't cherish you; Fortunately, what we don't cherish in the end has become the past.

6. Every rose has a thorn, just like everyone's personality has parts that you can't tolerate.

7. Some people just meet for a while, as if they have known each other for a long time and want to tell him everything.

8, love, is by no means missing to find, not tired to change.

9. Tears are poison in your heart, just flow out.

10, love, is an unreasonable distress and tolerance without preconditions.

1 1, a smile will defeat a lifetime, and a tear will repay a person.

12, the biggest problem of happiness is not lack of acquisition ability, but picky about happiness.

13, sorry, don't tell anyone. Sad, quietly squat down and hold yourself, let the tears fall.

14, having a good memory is sometimes a burden.

15, mind your mouth, sometimes being dumb is a state.

16, there will always be a flower that blooms in the coldest time.

17, if the person you like doesn't like you, even if people all over the world like you, you will still feel lonely.

18, there are no scars that will not fade, no wounds that will not heal, and no despair that will not stop.

19, everyone has two selves, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light.

20, if you know how to cherish, you will find that you get more and more; If you pursue blindly, you will find that you lose faster and faster.

2 1, a person's change actually depends on himself in the final analysis.

22. I wonder what will flash through your mind when my name passes by your ear.

23. Life is too short to regret. If it's not the end, please keep walking with a smile.

Winners are not those who never fail, but those who never give up.

25, life is like a road, all the way hard, all the way scenery. What you can see is your realm of life.

26, not eye-catching, not noisy, not forcing yourself, being a person behind the times, staring at people's hearts.

27. There are no unfinished stories in this world, only an immortal heart. In the emotional game between two people, it is not necessarily the winner who is finally tempted; And the last person to give up must be a loser.

28. The only time you need to look back in your life is to see how far you have come.

No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day.

30, some things, you hide it in your heart, maybe this is better, after a long time, it will become a story.