Joke story daquan

1. Go to buy breakfast in the morning and sell messy shops. I said I wanted two bowls. During the cooking process, the boss said: Pack or take away? I was shocked, and the boss said loudly, do you want to pack or take away? I said with trepidation, can I eat here?

2. I have a friend who knows the goddess is timid and finally asks her out one night. After dinner, the two goods drove the goddess to the cemetery to confess, and if they didn't agree, they got off and walked home.

3, second-rate friends once went bungee jumping, and they can jump twice if they pay. After the first jump, he said no. It's terrible, the climax is coming! The boss said no. You paid and pushed her down.

I heard that my good friend Xiao Wang had a car accident and didn't even know his mother. I rushed to the hospital and looked at the hospital bed, tears came out.

5. Did you fart? Let me go. Did you shit? Yes, can I eat? It doesn't matter! Why does the conversation between the nurse and his wife sound so awkward when his wife has a caesarean section?

6. My buddy's house moved a few days ago, which produced a lot of rubbish. -My buddy met a waste collector and asked, How much is a catty of paper? Answer, San Mao. My buddy thought about it and said, it's cheaper The garbage collector said, here's 20 cents. Are you two invited by monkeys?

7. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours later. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't fucking come back, I'll die! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!

Q: How many brothers does Aladdin have? A: Three, Alaga, Alabing and Allabo. Q: One day, coffee cups and glasses were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted from behind: "Look out, there is a car!" " "As a result, the glass was crushed. Coffee cup is very good. Why? Answer: Because coffee cups have ears, but glasses don't.

9. Q: A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met without saying hello. Why? A: Because they are all unfamiliar.

10 One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "It's taking a photo again!" "

1 1, a village head drank too much and went home by mistake. He lay down beside the sow and said, Wife: Give me a glass of water. The sow snorted. The village chief said, if you don't fall, you won't fall. Feel casually and say: buy leather clothes, or double-breasted ones.

12, humor is an excellent regulator. A person with a sense of humor can always find happiness, find difficulties and get rid of troubles. He is not depressed or full of complaints in difficulties and hardships. Don't panic or fly into a rage in case of an emergency. Humor is the art of creating harmony. Humor often appears in the family, which can reconcile feelings. Especially when there are angry and irritable emotions, tense atmosphere and embarrassing scenes at home, an appropriate humor can make all this disappear. In a sense, it is a lubricant between people, which can make people communicate smoothly and naturally. Optimism can make people live longer, and humor is also good for health and longevity.