Ask for a short essay (joke, introduction or whatever) in English for 2~3 minutes.

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practi cing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, "You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!"

Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

"Heavens!" the officer said. "Has that silly man really shot himself?"

He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. "I'm sorry, Sir," He said, "but I missed again."

Shamed soldier

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen. He needed to attend several months of study to become a good soldier. Peter is good at everything else, but he can't shoot. One day he practiced shooting with his friends, and everyone except Peter had no problem. He shot nine times and missed the target once. At this time, the instructor who taught the recruits to shoot said, "Peter, you look hopeless. Don't waste the last bullet!" Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it. "

Peter feels very ashamed. He walked behind the wall. A few minutes later, the instructor and the recruits heard a gunshot.

"god!" The instructor cried, "Did that fool really shoot himself?"

He hurried behind the wall and found Peter safe and sound. "I'm sorry, sir," he said. "I still missed."