Little joke about Christmas, English (with translation)

Very few

sky

afterwards

I

hear

that

you

want

arrive

have

Eggs,

that

Really?

that

I

hope

you

place

egg

(Christmas)

Happy!

In ...

a

Very few

sky

you

have

arrive

Eggy

all

The moon,

I

also

hope

you

a

alternately

in advance

about

egg

(new

Annual

Day)

Happy!

Send English: I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

I

hope

arrive

Santa Claus (= Santa Claus)

Klaus

exist

Christmas Day

Eve:

I

hope

that

no

material

how

serious

your

Feet,

be dressed

socks

while

tomorrow

good morning

I'll

give

you

receive

this

all

Blessing,

this

warmth

about

your

heart

and

foot

Son! English: I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!