A group of ants moved a mountain. Type an idiom.

1, Question: One day Xiao Ming felt sore feet walking on the road. Why?

Answer: Because he stepped on a lemon …

2. Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

3. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

4. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

5. Question: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

7. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

8. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).

9. Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: white rabbit. Reason: Xiao Bai Er.

10, Question: Is KFC bigger or McDonald's bigger?

Answer: KFC. Reason: KFC is grandpa and McDonald's is uncle ~

1 1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Molly. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

12, Question: What animals can be posted on the wall?

Answer: seals. Reason: poster ~ ~

13, Question: Red beans and mung beans guess fists, red beans give stones and mung beans give cloth. Guess an animal and a food.

Answer: Mung bean fly. Reason: Mung Bean won.

14, Question: Which two English letters will explode when put together?

Answer: O and K Reason: OK is the tense (bang).

15, Question: Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?

Answer: Boys. Reason: jiaozi has a foreskin. -_-|||

16, Question: How much is one movie, 200 yuan, three movies?

Answer: 50 yuan. Reason: 50 minutes and three parts ... (three no five hours)

17, Question: Do you know why Silkworm Baby is rich?

A: It will cocoon (frugal) …

18, Question: What is the difference between purity and Shu Jie?

Answer: of course, wipe your ass ... (this ... this ...)

19, Question: There is a green ghost and a red ghost. The green ghost needs one bullet and the red ghost needs two bullets. How to kill the green ghost and the red ghost with two bullets?

Answer: shoot the green ghost first, wait until the red ghost is blue all over, and then send it …

20. Question: The company is going to lay off employees. What can't it drink?

Answer: Cao Xian dear, the reason: "fire me first" …

2 1, Question: Turtles are afraid of hammers, cockroaches are afraid of slippers, so what is the bird afraid of?

Answer: Birds are afraid of drooping ... = =

22. Q: What is God's vehicle?

Answer: Baby, reason: I have never heard of Poké mon. ...

23. Q: Who is John Born?

Answer: It's a flower, and the reason: peanut butter (John) …

Question: So, what's John's mother's name?

Answer: duck, reason: mother Jiang (John) duck …

25. Question: Which historical figure owes the most?

Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

26. Question: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers. Reason: peanuts!

27. Question: Who is Amy's father?

Answer: It's a butterfly. Reason: recently in love!

28. Q: Who is Amy's grandmother?

A: This is a great pen. Reason: Wonderful pen makes flowers!

29. Q: Who is Amy's grandfather?

Answer: It's popcorn. Reason: Grandpa hugged rice and flowers!

30. Question: Play an idiom of blue knife and blue gun.

Answer: invulnerability (blue)

3 1. Question: People who wear gold and silver play an idiom.

A: A shocking (golden) person.

32. Question: The number "3" walks on the road ... somersaults ... and then turns one ... to make an idiom.

Answer: Three transgressions twice.

33. Question: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge. Type an idiom.

A: Never forgets anything (Wang).

34. Question: Book 11, type an idiom.

Answer: incredible (book 1 1).

35. Problem: Cows, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... After running to the finish line ... Cows, dogs and pigs can't breathe ... Only sheep can't breathe. Type an idiom.

Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing).

36. Question: Why not shoot stars when fireworks are set off?

Answer: Because the stars will "flash".

37. Question: What do you call a woman who has been divorced many times?

A: The former "public" was abandoned.

38. Question: The calendar was stung by a bee. Type an idiom.

Question: Wind (bees) and sunshine (calendar)

39. Question: A bear is coming. Type an idiom.

Answer: Come prepared (bear comes)

40. Question: A sheep calls an eagle, so play an idiom.

Answer: Yang Feng (sheep phone) violates Yin (eagle: "hello")

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After reading the previous "I guess" today, I thought that Brother Xian often asked these questions and was called "a cold joke".

Hmm ... I really need to fight!

Especially the second question! !

Sweating bird ...

(mouth)! !

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September 22(nd)

From friends ~ ~ ~

Favorite poem

Facing the Sea With Spring Blossoms

From tomorrow on, I want to be a happy person;

Comb hair, chop wood and travel around the world.

From tomorrow on, I will care about food and vegetables.

Living in a house facing the sea, spring is blooming.

From tomorrow on, write to everyone I love.

Tell them my happiness,

What did the lightning of happiness tell me,

I will distribute it to each of them.

Give every river and mountain a warm name.

Stranger, I will also wish you happiness.

I wish you a bright future!

May you lovers get married!

May you be happy on earth.

I only want to face the sea and spring blossoms.

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September 20(th)

Joy begets sorrow ~ ~

I've been really lucky recently. The genius's wonderful second spring (solution: the second wallet) has gone away from me again. I am very sad to say that fortunately, there is no hard-earned money, no ticket, only a bank card, and I will see the police uncle tomorrow. I don't know if I will be thrown out as a hooligan ~ ~

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September 18

Talking about ABCDEFG

ABCDEFG

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1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am

With you ..

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No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Cry.

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People who love you don't love you the way you want them to, so they don't love you.

It means they don't love you with all their heart.

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A true friend will reach out to you and touch your heart.

Heart.

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The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing.

You can't have them.

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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who it is.

Fall in love with your smile.

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7. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.

The world.

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Don't waste your time on a man/woman who isn't willing to waste it.

Time is on you.

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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one.

First, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to do it.

Grateful.

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10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

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1 1. There will always be people who will hurt you in life, so what do you want to do?

Continue to trust others, just be careful about the people you trust next time.

Nearby.

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12. Make yourself a better person and know yourself before you try.

Know others and expect others to know you.

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13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

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Remember: whatever happens, there is a reason. (Haha, this is written behind the da door of da toilet near Merrimack da canteen)

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September 65438, 2007

I was electrocuted ~

Why does my family run so well that Brenda told me many times yesterday: You are really happy. . . . . . I can't ~ ~ I had dinner together the other day. He sat opposite me. I almost screamed, "Why so cute?" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Robin, I can't ~ ~ I have been electrocuted by you ~ ~ ~

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Grass ~ ~

Today, I saw a message from my friend. She asked me what I would do in my next life if I had a choice. The first reaction in my mind was to be dirt, but my friend said, "How low the dirt is, it has been trampled all day." "But I want to plant a lot of grass, because I love it, and I want to be with grass all my life. I can't live without grass I once said to Cao, "If you don't love me, just leave quietly and don't tell me, because breaking up is too cruel for me, and I will forget you one day." " .。" But at this moment, I really love you. . . ~ ~ ~ Robin ~ ~ ~

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September seventh.

Talking about bulls and matadors

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Bull and matador

He, standing in this round Spanish bullring.

feel unworthy (of others'company)

Dressed in luxury and solemnity, with traditional flavor.

Praise for death

Covered in red.

A sharp sword

It stumbled in front of him.

Born for this moment

Muscle strength, almost perfect curve.

Without any luxury.

A sharp corner in the sky

catch sb's attention

He refused temptation again and again.

It pounces on nothingness again and again.

continue

The struggle between survival and honor

But which is lighter? Which is more important?

Soaking gorgeous clothes

He looks tired.

The sword of judgment in your hand

Means the end.

At this moment, time stood still.

A flash of light.

Buried deep in its body

Instantaneous pain

autumn

Accompanied by bright red dust

Eyes eager for survival

Close forever

Its soul will go to heaven.

There, there are endless grasslands.

He, go near it.

gently

Pull out the sword that has been solidified by blood

Put your right hand on your chest.

cross

Because he knows.

It is.

The real hero

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September fourth.

Kfc. . . The beginning of a nightmare ~

It turned out that working in KFC was so terrible ~ ~ ~ ~ for five hours in a row. Oh, I never stop talking, which makes me stupid. I don't know why those people were hungry at 4 pm and flooded in like ants! ! ! ! Sister! Do you know that KFC is unhealthy? Go to McDonald's next door to exercise. KFC is not delicious ~ ~ ~

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August 27(th)

Give an explanation ................

Why is the pen so stylish? She laughs silly and cute! ! Because of her, I think being gay is actually quite happy. ...

There will be more votes to explain Chunchun than my pen ... Are there more homosexuals than heterosexuals now? The world is cold. .........

Why, why, why ~ ~ ~

It means that so many people will press the wrong number or read the wrong number at the same time to send text messages to Chunchun next door, not my pen! !

Explain that those journalists came to Australia only to look for international students from Sydney, not Melbourne. ............................................................................................................................................................

Anyone who watched Interview with American Students last night should have a feeling of returning to the 1930s. ...

Wenwen, I have a crush on a boy, and I just found out today. What should I do … When I am with him, I will have an impulse to hold his hand … Is this the beginning of depravity …

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August 25(th)

People are unfortunately choked by water. . . .

How come I'm so unlucky ~ ~ ~ I lost my wallet and took an MP3 player ~ ~ ~ No wonder my intuition has turned black recently ~ ~

My beautiful and lovely wallet contains my hard-earned money for a week, and there are piles of spiritual pillars (bank cards) ~ ~ ~ Fortunately, I met my kind uncles and aunts and didn't ask for money to report the loss and reissue the cards. . . . I finally have something to rely on. . .

The physics teacher is becoming more and more abnormal. . . Just listening to music and listening to headphones on the computer, he actually helped me put away my MP3 player. How can there be such an unfair thing? . . She probably wants to move the computer, so choosing a light one is getting worse! ! !

Now there are only poor people left. . . . Have some good people bought me at a low price? . .

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August 18

You people ~ ~ ~

Just having dinner with boys ~ ~ ~ Don't be so feudal. Really defiled our pure feelings. Are you jealous? Needless to say, jealousy is so outrageous ~ ~ ~ Stop playing and let me go ~ Sisters, I promise you that I will start from a new screenwriter ~ ~ ~ ~ Please have mercy ~ ~

Answer Sharon's question ~ ~ ~ That Lan Wu Jun is alex, that Wen Wen is his cousin, and even a D friend ~ ~ As for the M head, it's joyce ~ ~ ~ ~

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June 65438, 2007

Are you kidding? ~ ~ `

Is it that serious? Detention+parents+drooling ~ ~' Please! It's only 20 minutes late ~ ~ ~ ` super depressed ~ ~ Why is the school getting more and more abnormal ~ ~ It's out of the tiger's mouth ~ ~ `!

Today's exercise is very fun ~ ~ I found that everyone is United ~ ~ I really don't want to leave you ~ ~ ~

I have dinner with Alex today. It's been a long time. I gained a lot of weight. But I also seem to be studying hard. So, don't worry about your brother, Wen Wen. I will take good care of him. For this meal, I paid the price of blood and cried. . . .

Did my mother take you to that resort to celebrate your grandmother's birthday? Happy birthday, grandma.

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August 1 1

Suddenly I found myself very stylish ~ ~

School open day ~ ~ `I play the piano. Thanks to Sandra's elaborate dressing, I found that I was still very stylish. Oh, it's decided! ! Straighten your hair when you return to China next time ~ ~ ~ ~

It seems that I haven't seen Lan Junwula for some time ~ ~ ~ I wonder if that silly goose is still healthy and happy now? It doesn't matter if you don't remember me. Report to me once in a while and let me know that you are still alive ~ ~ ~

Yan also received an interview notice. I hope he can succeed, so that we can unite again. . . . . But the thought of meeting other people makes me happy. There are unspeakable pains in class, especially how to say, I'm sorry, sir, to the Chinese teacher. I'm just chasing a dream ~ ~ ~

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I spent an afternoon learning how to say "tissue" in Cantonese.

Recently, I suddenly want to learn Cantonese, which is convenient for communication ~ ~ ~~~~ryan and robin really teach others the meaning by heart, but the ancients all said that "a willing son cannot be taught". In one afternoon, the young lady learned a "tissue", but Robin and Ryan were stubborn. One day, this genius will speak fluent Cantonese D ~ ~

Let's give some encouragement.

Come on, come on ~

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July 29(th)

Look at the stars together ~ ~

Five orangutans on the ground are looking at the stars in the sky. The stars in the sky are so beautiful ~ the orangutans on the ground are intoxicated ... For an orangutan named Mimi, it is a happy thing to have so many friends around at that moment ~ ~ I hope that we orangutans on the ground can have a chance to see the stars in the sky together ... stars ~ ~

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