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The 800-word composition says that games can also be addictive.
On Sunday morning, I visited my friend Shen Yifan. Come to think of it, what should we play? Shen Yifan suddenly jumped up and said excitedly, "Wait a minute." Say that finish, he went to find something.
After a while, he took an oversized plastic model with a cuboid, a water pipe connected to the faucet and a basin for holding water. There is a sink in the model, which is embedded in the model from shallow to deep. If you put water into the sink, a waterfall will form at the shallower end. On both sides of the waterfall are streets, houses and sewers. He put the model on a basin and mysteriously said, "I'll turn on the tap at once and the water will flow into the sink." I'll give you some more paper. You must stop the water from reaching those houses on the edge of the street. "
I sighed, and then he turned on the tap. I held a piece of paper in one hand and stared nervously at the water in the river. The water is rising slowly and is about to overflow. I put the paper on the river bank, damn it. Shen Yifan unexpectedly turned on the tap. Looking at the water running down the waterfall, my heart is in full swing. I thought, how can I subdue such a big water? Suddenly I remembered a ballad, "Difficulties are like a spring. Weak is strong. " Yes, the flood is the difficulty, and I can't be weak. Thinking of this, I am excited again. At first, the sewers around the house can help a little. After a while, the water ran straight to the house like a runaway wild horse. I quickly spread the paper on the road. Seeing that I was not intimidated by the difficulties, he simply turned on the tap at the maximum. The water is getting rougher and rougher, and I'm almost helpless. At this critical moment, I thought of Robinson's words: "The fear of danger is more terrible than the danger itself. As long as you face difficulties, you may still succeed. " I grabbed another piece of paper and laid it on the edge of the house, and the disaster was alleviated again. I took the opportunity to slowly explore ways to control the flood. Carefully observe the terrain around the "house" and the direction of various sewers. Finally, I found a rule. Using paper as a dam around the house will lead water to various sewers and let the flood flow in an orderly way. Finally, the flood stopped and I succeeded.
Well, "the fear of danger is more terrible than the danger itself." In the face of difficulties, there are still opportunities for success. " How right this sentence is!
If you encounter difficulties, please face them bravely!
Chapter 2: Interesting nose-sticking game
"Ha ha ... ha ha ..." There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. To tell you the truth, this is an interesting gag game in our class. It was fun.
Look, Miss Huang posted a portrait of a little girl on the blackboard. She has a round head, bright black eyes on her face, a cute little mouth slightly upturned, and small tongue. Very playful. The only fly in the ointment is that she has no nose. It would be even more beautiful if she was labeled with a small nose. Our game today is to stick our noses on her.
Our rules of the game are as follows. First, cover your eyes with a scarf, then turn around three times in front of the portrait, and finally go to the portrait and stick a nose on the little girl. We only have one chance. If we insist on being correct, the teacher will be rewarded. If we insist on being wrong, we will carry out a program.
The game started, and we rushed to shout "Let me do it, let me do it". Miss Huang called a female classmate. She first folded the scarf into a long strip, blindfolded her classmates and asked her to turn it three times. I saw her stagger in the wrong direction and walk to the back of the classroom. At this time, the students burst into laughter, some told her that the direction was wrong, and some coaxed her to move on. Miss Huang smiled and helped her turn right and let her go forward. Unexpectedly, she went to the blackboard but touched it to one side, and then put her nose on the wall newspaper, but it didn't stick. She was so anxious that she shouted, "Teacher, why can't I post it?" The students laughed even louder, some of them laughed their heads off, some of them laughed until tears came out, and my stomach ached with laughter. The teacher took off her scarf and showed it to her. Only then did I realize that my nose was stuck wrong. She smiled and returned to her seat awkwardly.
The game continues. Some students put their noses on their faces, like a little pimp, some on their heads, like a small hairpin, and some on their eyes ... Finally, the teacher called my name and I stepped forward. The teacher blindfolded me. I feel that my eyes are dark and I can't see anything. I turned three times and felt a little dizzy. We'll talk about it later. I found a place myself and posted it without hesitation. When I took off my scarf, I was surprised to find that I had pasted it correctly. I'm so happy!
This game is really interesting. It not only brings us joy, but also strengthens our confidence. I like this game very much!
Chapter 3: Interesting Games
Our family's game has started again. Today we are going to play "Guess Sentences". Maybe you won't agree! But after listening to the rules of the game, you don't think so.
The referee's mother announced the rule: "There are 20 paper balls on the table. Please choose one paper ball at a time. It may be an idiom or a sentence. You should stand in front of everyone and express the meaning of this sentence in words or body language, so that everyone can guess what this idiom or this sentence is. Of course, if you use words, you can't say a word of idioms and sentences, otherwise it will be dealt with as a foul, and you will automatically abstain for three fouls! "
After listening to my mother's words, I feel as if there are fifteen buckets to draw water-what a hurry! You know, I'm not good at this game at all, so I know nothing about it.
The game is about to start. I'm so nervous! I thought I was the first one, so I had to walk trembling. Go to the table, grab a paper ball and spread it out: my eyebrows are cold. Stayed 1 second, I was pleasantly surprised again. Wow! So simple!
So I confidently said to everyone: "What are the last three words' bow down and be a willing ox'?" Without thinking, my cousin said, "Of course it's a' cross eyebrow'!" "Congratulations! Correct answer! " I'm happy to say.
It's my cousin's turn to play. She picked up a paper ball, looked at it gently and said, "What animals live in the South Pole?" "Penguin, of course!" I'm just saying. "Cousin, what fruit do you like?" Cousin asked again. "This ... durian!" I said shyly. "What's your favorite synonym? What will my cousin do at noon? " My cousin is still asking me casually. "The synonym of love is love. I want to eat at noon. " I replied. "Remove the' rice' and connect them to say a word." Cousin said. I was just about to say that my little aunt came to the street: "Penguins love durian!" " "My cousin nodded with satisfaction and said," Bingo! "
Then it's my aunt's turn. She looked at the note, then frowned, grabbed the Barbie doll next to her and said to us, "What is this?" We said in unison, "Barbie, of course!" "What is the first person?" The watch didn't answer again: "It's me!" ""What's a synonym for love? " "I like it." "What do you mean by connected?" "I like Barbie dolls! "
In the laughter, the game quietly came to a close. ...
Chapter Four: Happy Table Tennis Competition
In the summer vacation, I played a happy game in the innovative composition class-throwing table tennis.
We are divided into men's team and women's team. The teacher put the water in a cup one meter away from us. Let's throw the table tennis into the cup. If you win, you can get a candy as a reward, and you can vote again. At this time, the students talked about it one after another: "It's too simple, you don't want sugar. I wrapped all the sugar! " ""It's childish, isn't the one in front of you taking advantage? " "I'm sure I can hit. Watch! " The teacher looked at us with a smug smile and said, "It looks easy, but it's not easy to throw table tennis into a cup! " "
The game has started. Lu Li took the table tennis, opened her eyes and waved. Table tennis drew a beautiful arc from her hand and flew out. We were willing to believe that table tennis would fly into the cup, but it hit the side of the cup and bounced back. Lu Li lowered her head and went to the queue again, but we all covered our mouths and snickered. I thought to myself: Lulu, Lulu, you said you would hit every ball, but now you still missed it!
Next, it is Xie Zhuoxing's turn. Xie Zhuoxing gently throws a ping-pong ball. The ping-pong ball was thrown above the mouth cup, impartial, and just fell into the imported cup, and the water droplets splashed. Seeing this wonderful scene, the students gave her warm applause! Xie Zhuoxing proudly held her head high and took a candy, and she also got a chance to vote again. I saw Xie Zhuoxing stand on tiptoe and throw the table tennis hard. The ball fell to the edge of the cup and bounced back. Xie Zhuoxing held his head high and walked to the back of the queue in frustration.
It's my turn My chest is pounding like a rabbit. I really wanted to back down, but I looked up and saw the teacher's encouraging eyes, which immediately increased my self-confidence. I picked up the ball and threw it forward. What a pity-the ball didn't get into the cup. I can't help it. I have to fight for the next chance!
It's my turn again I learned the last lesson and didn't throw it so hard. I just threw the ball lightly, but unfortunately I didn't throw it-my strength was too small to touch the edge. I thought to myself: What's the matter? I didn't throw it the first time because I was too hard, and the second time because I was too weak! This table tennis won't be against me on purpose!
Although I didn't do very well in table tennis this time, I was very happy, because through this game, I learned that many things in life can't be judged simply or difficult out of thin air. You have to try it yourself to get the right judgment!
Chapter 5: Interesting Games
"Ding Ding Ding-"The bell rang and the students sat quietly in their seats until the teacher arrived. Because we are going to play a game today.
After a long five minutes, the teacher finally miraculously appeared at the window. She took out a deck of playing cards and said solemnly, "Today we are going to play a game-24 o'clock!" " "The students are talking about it. They don't know what the game is. Then, the teacher introduced the rules of the game. At this time, the students raised their hands eagerly, and some even put their hands on the teacher's nose. The teacher had to order three people, Guan X and Wang X.
Wang X won the first game. Guan X was unwilling to lag behind and finally won by 2-0/kloc.
Then, the second game began. The students gathered around the teacher, hoping to keep order. After careful selection, the teacher said, "Yu XX, Tao XX, Gong XX!" The three generals bravely went into battle. Just after dealing the cards, Tao XX raised his hand quickly, but he didn't say anything. It seems that he used a delaying tactic to confuse his opponent. In the end, Tao XX defeated his opponent by 4 points.
Then, the third inning began. Xu X and Peng X, two girls who haven't played yet, took to the stage, ready to find someone to compete. At this time, I don't know which classmate found my silence and shouted: "Ding XX!" I have to go to the podium. The students cheered, which made me even more uneasy. The tense game officially began. The teacher randomly drew four cards and said, "The numbers in this round are 10, 10, 2, 2!" We thought of it at once, but it was too late. Peng X said the answer loudly. Oh, what a pity! But I didn't give up.
Another round has begun. I told the answer directly after the teacher dealt the cards. But the teacher misunderstood, so I had to keep silent and wait for the answer. The students couldn't wait any longer, shouting "Ding XX, speak quickly!" Under the pressure of my classmates, I have to say it again. This time, the teacher finally understood. The score became 1 yes 1.
"9,8, 10,7!" The teacher quoted these figures. The students were silent and didn't know the answer. I'm in a hurry, too. Think it over. Finally came up with the answer, said it, and felt a burst of joy. The students also cheered. I thought: I will try my best to win this game. The teacher began to deal cards again. This time, Peng X picked up a leak and found that this time, like the second round, he quickly said the answer. I regret it very much, thinking: this is really unfair! Happily, I won the final round, winning 3-2.
Back in my seat, I thought: This game is really interesting. If only we had another game!
Chapter 6: Interesting Games
"Ha ha ha ....." Laughter is like waves, and the sound of joy seems to break the roof. Oh, so they are playing games-doing.
Walking into the classroom with a bright smile, he said mysteriously, "Today we are going to have a game." The students were dumbfounded. Hey, what game is this? I'm confused. "This game is to command people who shout passwords, and people who do actions are just the opposite." After thinking for a long time, he said, "Then let's have a warm-up match first, with two people as a group, one conducting and the other doing the action. Let's have a warm-up match first, understand? " Almost in unison, the students said, "I see."
The warm-up match has begun. Yingying and I are a group. First Yingying shouted the password, and I made an action, "Raise your left hand and raise your right hand." The words sound just fell and I quickly raised my right hand and left hand. It worked, damn it. It was simple. It's not as difficult as the last two students said. Hehe, you can't beat me in the first round of warm-up match, miss Ben.
The second round of the game officially started, and we stared at the open mouth, and no one was to be outdone. "Hands up." Raise your hand and hold the brush. Kuang Kuang suddenly announced that whoever did something wrong would be eliminated. At this time, the students said nothing and were extremely nervous. "Stand, sit, stand, stand, stand." Suddenly, we were like frightened birds, at a loss, but a dozen classmates and I reacted immediately and sat down. Those students died. I won, with some joy. He smiled insidiously at everyone and said, "Why don't these heroes give us a password? Let's challenge them! " Students call passwords one after another, and their passwords are easy. We easily challenged this level and called the password again. My mood is as anxious as eighteen buckets of water. "One stop, one stop ..." My good friend Yingying was at a loss and "sacrificed" when she heard so many stops. Seeing her pitiful appearance, I felt sorry for her. Suddenly a difficult command-"Touch the right ear with your left hand, and touch the left ear with your right hand." In the face of this sudden password, I didn't react at once, just stood there and had to accompany my sister. Kuang Kuang gave me a "giggle". Take a look. Hehe, only Miss Yingjun, the talented woman in our class, is left. Kuang Kuang suddenly has several extremely difficult passwords, the meaning of which has been challenged by Ying Jun. You should know that I don't need to tell the winner. We losers cast our envious eyes on handsome.
In the future, I can't let go of this opposing game. This game exercises our reaction ability and our ability to turn our heads quickly.
Chapter 7: Unforgettable Games
On Thursday afternoon, the teacher took our whole class to play games in the classroom.
The teacher wrote many things that we thought were precious on the blackboard. Let's choose the five most precious things. I chose life, time, family, friends and school, because without these things, I can't live in this world.
After choosing the above five things, the teacher asked us to remove one of them. I felt very hesitant, but I still bit my teeth. I finally chose a friend, and I feel very sad, very sad. I choose to lose friends because I like all five things, but for the smooth progress of this game, I have to make a firm decision to choose friends.
After we dismantled one, the teacher asked us to dismantle another one, and our whole class screamed together. But we all chose the school, because I think if I choose one of the remaining three to exchange with this one, I will definitely not do it, because those three are my most precious things, and I would rather never go to school than lose my relatives, life and time.
After we chose it, the teacher actually asked us to remove another one. At this time, the whole class issued a high-decibel scream, and there were a thousand and ten thousand unwilling in their hearts. But we all chose. At this moment, a classmate actually cried. I began to choose and hesitated. Finally, I chose the time reluctantly, and prayed to heaven when I chose it: don't let us remove another one, or I will collapse.
Sure enough, my biggest worry happened, and the teacher asked us to choose another one and remove it. At this time, the whole class was shouting, and the voice actually exceeded tens of thousands of decibels. I feel that the whole campus is shaking, and the crying students shout the loudest. I made a painful choice in my mind. You will never think that I actually chose life. You may think I'm stupid and will take my life, but it's better to live alone than to die. Although I don't want my family to suffer, they are not alone, so they don't feel lonely, so I choose to take my life.
Finally, the teachers asked us one by one what was left, and we all reported our sadness. The teacher said to us meaningfully, "This is just a game. What you have removed has not really been lost, so you should cherish these precious things. " The students all nodded their heads.
This is really an unforgettable game!
Chapter 8: Playing Computer Games
Speaking of playing computer games, I am often impatient. Moreover, parents are always uneasy, always reminding them to have a rest and not to hurt their eyes. After a long time, they will become hunchbacked ... They are particularly worried that they will play unhealthy games and affect their studies.
On Friday afternoon, I finished all my homework in a hurry and just wanted to play computer games. With grandpa's permission, I went to play happily.
Before my grandfather finished, I quickly ran into the computer room, turned on the computer and connected to the internet. What are you playing? Just play Miracle World! I was walking around in front of the computer, and when I was hesitating, I suddenly found someone forming a team with me. I don't know where I walked into. It took me a while to know that it was a "tower of blood". I started playing smoothly, but I couldn't hit the fourth and fifth floors. On the sixth floor, we parted. After exiting the blood tower. I came to a "town" and quit when I didn't want to play.
Thinking of playing "QQ Hall", I started to play. I entered the free channel and turned on "Baby Mountain". The game has begun. I opened the passage first and ate a lot. I went directly to the local private room and was "killed" as soon as I came out. But I can be resurrected. After the resurrection, I will bravely go to the local territory to grab buns. I put a lot of bubbles and killed three enemies. Finally, our team won, and I am very happy.
I entered the second game in high spirits. But grandpa suddenly came. He said, "You have been playing for more than three hours, ok!" I'm surprised that it's been three hours! I thought it was less than 1 hour! Grandpa laughed it off. I had to leave the computer room reluctantly.
At this time, I really feel that my eyes are a little gaudy and my back is uncomfortable. When people leave the computer, their brains seem to be still inside. After a while, I felt relaxed. If you play for a short time, you won't feel these feelings. At the same time, I listened to my grandfather's words and didn't touch those unhealthy games. I am having a swell time. I think grandpa's words are right. In fact, when I want to play games, I don't do my homework so seriously.
Students, playing computer games can increase knowledge and exercise your brain. Parents' reminders are all for our healthy growth. When playing computer games, we must pay attention to proper rest and healthy content. Never indulge in games and relax your study.
Chapter 9: Science Games
Today, I brought some interesting science games. But don't fool around and don't fool around. We should play from learning and learn from learning.
The first game: "water-sealing paper" is paper that can seal water. First, find two glasses and an A4 paper. After the preparatory work was finished, the experiment began. First, connect the cup to the tap, then slowly connect two glasses of water (don't leave blank, fill it up), then put the paper flat on the cup A, press hard to squeeze out a little water, then keep pressing, turn the cup A upside down, stop for a few seconds, then put the cup A on the cup B, aim at the mouth, and finally slowly remove the paper. Wow! Two cups are filled with water together, and the cups are full of water without any air! How interesting! I tried it again with strong brine and soy sauce. Wow! The border is clear, with black top and white bottom. How interesting
What is the reason? Although the two cups are aligned and cannot be completely sealed, the gap between the cups will be filled because of the surface tension of the water itself, and there will be no water leakage due to the external atmospheric pressure. The density of its strong brine is higher than that of soy sauce, so the black and white glasses of water only touch the surface and will not mix together. But if you turn two glasses of water upside down, with thick salt water on top and low-density soy sauce on the bottom, the salt water will flow down and eventually become two different light-colored mixed waters. Are you clear?
The second experiment began, which is the "Rainbow Fountain". Why a rainbow? The answer is about to be revealed! I first prepared a 2-liter soda bottle and opened a bottle with a diameter of about 0.5 cm from the bottom of the bottle. 5 cm hole. I covered the hole with my finger, then filled the bottle with water, screwed on the lid and raised my hand so that the water wouldn't flow out. Then find the flashlight, turn on the power, cover some light with your fingers, leaving only the one with a diameter of about 0. A 5 cm beam shines in front of and behind the small hole. When the lid is unscrewed, water flows out of the hole ... strangely, the light bends with the water and becomes colorful. How beautiful! It is best to operate at night or in the absence of light, and the "rainbow" will be more beautiful.
Why is this? Why does light bend instead of going straight? Ah! So this is called total reflection of light. Because the light of the flashlight passes through the water in the coke bottle at an angle perpendicular to the bottle wall, the light cannot be refracted, but is completely reflected back into the water, forming a total reflection phenomenon. Light is constantly totally reflected in water, and finally appears in the form of water flow.
Science is interesting and ubiquitous, as long as you have a pair of eyes to discover and learn!
Chapter 10: Interesting messaging game
This semester, our classmates and teachers in Class 6 of Yushui No.3 Primary School played several classroom games, and the most memorable one was the interesting short message game.
I remember that morning, Mr. Fu walked into the classroom with a big smile on his face. She is the Chinese teacher and head teacher of our class. She is tall and beautiful, and everyone likes her very much. "Students, let's play a game in this class. Are you interested? " I couldn't believe my ears when I heard this crisp and kind voice. I learned a little game in the Chinese world today. The students controlled the volume and shouted, "Yeah!" But this is the place for class. Even if we are happy, we can't be too casual. We all shook hands and made a V-shaped gesture.
The game is about to begin. The teacher explained the rules of the game to us first, and then randomly asked several students to line up on the podium. The teacher mysteriously said a short sentence to the first student, and then the second student passed on what he or she heard to the third student ... and so on until the last student. The last classmate reported what he had heard. If it is consistent with what the teacher said, it means that the game is successful. If they are inconsistent, the game has failed. Our interest soared and we raised our hands and asked to participate. The students who called their names all went to the podium happily. Teacher Fu bent down first, covered the first classmate's ear and spoke softly for a while. The classmate nodded thoughtfully. Then, I passed the message on to the second classmate. In this way, it has been spread to the last Hu. He stood up and thought for a moment, then said, "I am four years old, and you are ten years old. Keep your tongue straight." The first student reported the correct answer: "I am ten, you are four, and my tongue is not straight." When everyone heard this, they all burst out laughing, and even the teacher laughed and put his hand over his stomach. After that, Teacher Fu asked us to play a message game in groups. Although we all passed it seriously, there are still many jokes. After the whole class, we were all overjoyed.
Later, Teacher Fu said to us affectionately, "We should be serious in everything we do. If the messengers are serious, I believe you will succeed. " Now we finally understand that no matter how simple it is, we must go all out to do it. Only in this way can success be far away from us. This interesting information game will remain in my memory forever!
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