Forced to get stuck in a traffic jam after work, I sent a humorous joke (40 articles) from a circle of friends.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. The traffic jam was so serious that I just got off and had a meal.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

When I came home tonight, it was raining and there was a traffic jam. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

Today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

7. Mom said that Qingguo College Road would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't ask me to walk by car.

8. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

9. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

10. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, you go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

1 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

12. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

13. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

14. Is it blocked today?

15. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

16. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

17. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

18. worried? When will the digging stop? ?

19. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

20.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.

22.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

23. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

25. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

26. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

27.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

28. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

29. On the highway, traffic jams last for more than ten hours.

30. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

3 1. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

32. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

33. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become upstarts.

34. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

35. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

36.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

37. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

38. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

39. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

40. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

A collection of humorous friends' copywriting (40 articles)

A humorous circle of friends copied the article 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

2. Now I am finally relieved. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

This is a mirror, it always reflects light ... it is gold, and it will always run out!

Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

I thought it was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that it was just slag in the sea of people!

6. Every summer when I get a tan, I always think, "Nothing, I'll make it up in winter.

7. Full of wisdom, he propped up his face abruptly.

8. You are like love in the palm of your hand. If you close your hands, you won't suffocate …

9. My sorrow is nothing more than lying flat-chested with my stomach still there.

10. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the perfection of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.

1 1. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

12. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

13. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation of old love.

14. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

15. When I was a child, I always turned off the lights and rushed to bed at high speed!

16. I didn't raise my hand in the monthly exam. I really thought I slept in class for nothing.

17. In English class, the teacher asked us to read the word apple, and the whole class tacitly shouted "iphone".

18. Dressing is trendy, trendy and non-mainstream. Dressing sexy is sitting on the stage.

19. Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

A humorous circle of friends article 2 2 1. People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves, nor will they scold the stone in return.

22. Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

23. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.

24. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

25. Mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You got angry, and then my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

28. What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

29. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

3 1. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it, and then draw a lid.

33. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

34. Practice has proved that if you can't mix well, you will swear not to go back.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

36. I don't want to do anything today, just want to be handsome in peace.

37. Smoke rose from Luxiang in Rizhao. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth was watering outside thousands of feet and he had no money in his pocket.

I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.

39. Tell yourself a good night story, which is full of ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I am too deeply involved in the play to pursue the murderer.

40. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

A collection of humorous friends' social fears (40 articles)

On Humorous Friends Circle Copywriting of Social Fear (I) 1. There are many friends, so it's hard to squeeze and hard to prevent.

Lian Xiao has no strength when he is sad.

3. Suddenly I feel that nothing matters, but wealth is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, I just want to live in a stable job.

4. Put away your impatience. I don't want to like you anymore.

He is a herd of deer without horns, lost in your heart.

6. When there is no one to hand over, I am full of joy in life.

7. I suddenly feel that nothing matters, but money is the most important thing. I don't want to choose anything, just want to work and live quietly alone.

8. Being good at playing dumb is actually very clear in my heart, but I just don't want to say it.

9. Love falling into the clouds is my heartache for you every time.

10. There are more than two people in the company, and society is afraid to go.

1 1. In the new year, I just want to work hard and gradually increase my skills. I don't want to turn off the WeChat circle of friends with everyone's help, because few people will really pay attention to your hot and cold!

12. Don't talk, don't ask, don't mention, don't think, don't say, don't say, don't start, don't talk, don't love, don't get used to it, don't like it, don't meet, and go to bed early.

13. Giving yourself more love is often like this, suspecting each other and then missing.

14. Some words can only stick in the throat and rot in the heart. Some people can only pretend to have amnesia, so it's better not to remember it again.

15. I prefer to stay at home rather than communicate with people I don't know, for fear of being laughed at for saying something wrong.

16. Do you know what social phobia is? Check online! You will also know how to spend the patient's youth.

17. Be patient, and the surprise will slowly brew.

18. The better people are, the less reserved they are. With a steady state of mind, I naturally don't have so many messy expressions, and I'm not interested in things other than my goals. I just want to settle down quietly.

19. I wish someone could tell me that missing this life is a fleeting time, holding hands in the world of mortals, day and night, setting the word for love.

20. The world has given us too many cheap tears and an unreal sense of drama.

On the circle of humorous friends who are afraid of society (Part II) 2 1. When inferiority overflows, it becomes quiet and gentle.

22. My legs are tired. I have decided to go home and lie in bed. At this time, I hesitated whether I should say goodbye to my acquaintances when I left. But I am too timid to leave without saying hello. I am too timid to say goodbye loudly. So I stopped again, leaned against the moonlit wall and waited.

23. The biggest problem of social anxiety is long-term habitual self-doubt.

I want to be isolated from the outside world. I want to have no feelings, no cheating, but that's all I want.

25. I just miss my old friends and don't contact them. I like to be alone in peace.

26. I used to have social mania, but I was cured and became a social phobia.

27. Feelings fade away without contact, and they slowly disperse without making friends socially. This kind of society is sometimes correct, and sometimes it really makes people breathless.

28. Maybe I am getting older, and I gradually like to be quiet and like to give in. In some cases, I just want to be alone, stay safely, don't talk, just hear the ticking of the clock!

29. Realistic character design: social fear, facial paralysis and less manners, online character design: mouth first, online lover design: clingy.

30. Inferiority+Introversion+Social phobia = me

3 1. I'm not a social phobia, I'm just allergic to people.

32. You are cute, not only cute, but also worthy of being loved.

33. When you are humble in the dust, but nobody cares, the pain of living is that you are yourself in the eyes of others, born confused, helpless in love, and an elegy of a lonely aristocrat.

Even if you are embarrassed to scratch your toes and grab three rooms and two halls, you should pretend to be calm on the surface and continue to smile.

35. In the real society, I am equal to a waste, and I show amazing stupidity in treating people with common sense.

36. Always be happy, record your life, be gentle and lovely.

37. The sun will still rise and everything will be fine.

38. I am obviously inferior, but others think I am cold.

39. There is a girl who is neither the sun nor the moon. She is inferior and introverted. She is dust, and there is not even a trace when the wind blows.

40. The world is so busy, who can feel it?

Summary of sentences sent to friends circle after work on Friday (40)

It's really important to learn to be grateful. Sometimes small things will suddenly make you happy, such as your cold getting a little better, or it's already Friday, and you'll be in a good mood immediately!

2. Send you a smiling face, warm your heart, send you greetings and give you reasons to be happy. The busy week is finally over. Don't let him slip away when you are happy and relaxed. Dear friends, be happy on Friday and try to enjoy it more.

3. The weather is getting colder and colder, and the cold nights are getting longer and longer. Greetings are never forgotten, care is always in your heart, be careful not to catch cold, and remember to add clothes. Even if life is busy, you should pay attention to your health, remember your friends' hearts and send messages frequently. I wish you endless happiness and happiness forever! Good morning, Friday.

4. Working hard for five days is a dream, and looking for hope at weekends is suspended. Blind pursuit is too easy, don't forget the importance of rest; Give yourself more reflection and stay, care and love, and keep yourself in a good mood.

There is only one thing that makes people tired: vacillation and indecision. And every time you do something, you will be liberated physically and mentally. Even if you do something bad, it is better than nothing. Good morning, Friday!

6. If you don't succeed, believe that God has other plans! I hope you don't work overtime this week. Good Friday morning.

7. From Monday to Friday, hard work, endless work, endless journey, the hands on the clock are your dance steps, the dots of your dreams, leading you to chase. I hope there is nothing to do at the weekend. Please unload your fatigue and relax!

8. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday?

9. Without Monday's anxiety, it reduces Tuesday's irritability, eliminates Wednesday's pressure, removes Thursday's expectation, and welcomes Friday's relaxation. Friday is here. Have a nice weekend and be in a good mood on Friday!

10. Today is Friday, what a bright smile. Relatives look forward to it every day and play with it on weekends. Hard work doubles efficiency. There is a plan to go home, and you can see it in the wild by car. I wish you happiness every day!

1 1. Black is a color; Friday is a time; I am a friend; SMS is a greeting. Black Friday, you have a friend's text message to accompany you. Naturally, there will be good luck if it is solved once and for all.

Good Friday morning! A new day, let troubles end, let happiness begin, and let good luck accompany you all the way.

13. Today's breakfast is dog food. Is there anything to be happy about? Probably. Today is Friday.

14. However, before she came to us, we called 1000 times and urged 1000 times. I want to laugh at the weekend. On Friday, I arrived happily, and my work went smoothly. Send a greeting to warm your heart and make your heart really cold; I wish you a happy weekend and worry-free!

15. Good morning on Friday, everyone. Get up in the morning and smile. Wish you happiness and worry-free!

16. Zhou Yixin is unwilling and hasn't played yet; On a restless day like Tuesday, how can the work never end? People are used to working overtime every day on Wednesday; I started looking forward to it on Thursday, and I can relax tomorrow night; Don't complain on Friday, and finish the work quickly. Have fun on Friday!

17. It will be Friday soon. I wish you happiness. Relax, feel happy and draw beautiful pictures. It's also cool to stay at home. Don't be busy Life is easy, and thousands of happiness can't stop it. Happy Friday!

18. Today is Friday. Have a nice weekend ~ ~

19. Find a clear lake and catch some idle fish. Recalling the gains and losses of life, wandering in the dust, warming a pot of old wine, making a group of friends and laughing at all kinds of people in the world. Although people can't help themselves in the Jianghu, remember not to tire yourself. Happy Friday!

20. Today is Friday. What a big smile. Relatives look forward to it every day and play with it on weekends. Hard work doubles efficiency.

Send a message to the circle of friends after work on Friday (below) 2 1. I wish you a happy Friday and a happy week ahead.

22. Looking forward to it, Friday is here, the weekend is coming, and the waves can start again.

23. A good weekend should be a double happiness, a bag of happiness and a full load.

24. When Friday comes, let the sun smile and let happiness shine on you; Let the moon squint and put sweetness into your dreams; Let SMS convey blessings.

25. It is Friday again. I wish you a good mood on Friday, welcome the weekend happily and have a good Friday!

26. Normal people are happy on Fridays. It's hard to find me. be stuck in a traffic jam ...

27. The most beautiful scenery is always on the road, and the best mood is always in the present. Have a nice Friday.

28. It's finally Friday. All I can think about is Ma Benteng. I can sleep till I wake up naturally tomorrow.

29. The fog blurred my eyes and the glass was no longer transparent. The mountain is the narrowest, blocking my eyes. The distance is no longer the original distance. I miss you every silent night and wish you happiness and peace.

30. Black Friday, work is not hard, life is not worrying, and Pepsi has no taboos; Keep a good mood and do more exercise, and everything will be profitable and happy. Today is Black Friday, I wish you a smooth sailing and all the best!

3 1. Happy to hold your hand and take your time; If you want to live on your shoulders, you will feel comfortable and full; Happiness embraces your waist and fills your heart with comfort; It's Friday. Relax and welcome a wonderful weekend. Happy Friday!

The best feeling in the world is nothing more than being busy and caring for each other. You don't have to think about it deliberately, because you will never forget it. Good Friday morning ~

33. Today is Friday. I wish you a happy Friday, and all your troubles will disappear!

34. It's finally Friday again, and the fat friends are enthusiastic!

35. Bless you, life is full of sweetness and warmth! Have a nice Friday!

36. Friday, a beautiful day, good wishes and happiness!

37. Good Friday morning. It's sunny and sunny today.

38. Busy week, sincere blessing, willing to eliminate your fatigue for days; Friday is over, and the weekend is coming. May you keep a happy mood and be happy until you get old! Through happy time, friendship and love are strengthened, goals and methods should be clear, and wrong responsibilities should be bravely borne.

39. Today Friday, SMS sends blessings: words are sent and care is received; What I saw was a short message, and what I felt was a heart; Writing is a blessing, and prayer is happiness. Have a nice weekend!

40. I arrive from Friday to Saturday. Although I am still worried about my work, I still insist on putting it down. Adjust your mind on Saturday, eat, drink and be merry. Have a nice Friday!