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What are the appreciation of cooking snow in Lin Qingxuan?
Boiling Snow-Lin Qingxuan \xd\ (original) \xd\ Legend has it that people in the Arctic turn into ice and snow when they speak because of the freezing weather, so the other person can't hear them, so they have to go home and bake slowly? \ xd \ xd \ This is an extremely romantic legend, which I think was made up by amorous southerners. \xd\\xd\ However, let's assume that it's true to talk about freezing, and it's also quite difficult. Imagine: What fire should we use when we go home to bake and cook snow? Because people's speech is emotional, cooking too slowly or too fast is not enough to express their feelings. \xd\\xd\ If I was born in the Arctic, I might have to worry about cooking for a long time, talk to impatient people, and cook it with a big fire when I go home; Talk to warm people and go home with slow fire. What if you quarrel with someone? There must be a fire when you go home, so that you can hear the crackling fire at that time. \ xd \ xd \ When you are in love, you should carefully brew the atmosphere at that time when you go home. First, cut the ice with love poems, cut it into fine pieces, and add a little wine to cook it. Then, if you cook it, you will be slightly drunk. If you are in a strong mood, you can't use the fire. You should add a cup of coffee by candlelight, so that you won't get too drunk and keep a little awake. \xd\\xd\ It's easy to deal with people who don't like it if they don't like it. Just discard the formed ice at will. You can cook half of it if you like, and leave half for another day to savor. People living in the Arctic are so happy. \ xd \ xd \ but happiness doesn't last long. Sometimes it's too cold to start a fire, which makes people anxious. So we have to take the ice and snow and let it melt slowly by hand, listening while melting. I'm afraid people who are impatient will use snow to fall on the wall. When they fall hard, they can't hear you. If they fall hard, they will shock the tiles and cause noise. I yearn for the romantic world of speaking in the North Pole, which is a quiet and peaceful world that can make my own life. In our era of noise everywhere, sometimes I hope that everything you say will turn into ice and snow, and how to deal with it at home is my own business, and no one can control it. Especially when there are many people who want to have some boring meetings, you can throw that noisy snowball in the sewer in front of your house so that it will never see the light of day. \ xd \ xd \ Shidi, I'm afraid that cooking snow will become a kind of knowledge. People with rich life experience can help people cook snow for a living according to its size and color. Because it's really not easy to cook properly as it is to speak properly. Young lovers can borrow someone else's "love snow" and borrow someone else's snow to water the blocks in their hearts. \ xd \ xd \ If you are lovelorn and can't wait until the ice and snow are completely dissolved, put a torch to burn all the snow and burn it into another spring. \xd\ xd \ Personal analysis: \ xd \ This little beautiful article is developed by using a teasing joke, and the invisible thing of "speaking" is likened to another thing that can also speak, or another form. \ xd \ xd \ Assuming that what people have said can really be frozen, and then they can choose the way to bake it, then "obedience" has become an art. \ xd \ xd \ It is not difficult to see that this is a romantic and humorous way for the author to interpret all kinds of speeches and conversations, and we can all choose different listening methods. Impatient speech, the listener will also feel impatient; Warm words will make the listener feel comfortable and warm; When quarreling, the listener is also anxious to argue and can't help himself. \xd\\xd\ Love talk has become a delicacy in the author's pen, with many exquisite ingredients and decorations, which embellishes the atmosphere and makes people memorable. \ xd \ xd \ If you don't like to hear it, turn a deaf ear. If you like to hear it, write it down slowly and always remember it in your heart. \ xd \ xd \ I'd rather believe that people's hearts are the fire that can melt the language in the ice, aiming at all kinds of foreign remarks, and choosing the intensity of the flame, coming or enjoying, or being angry or fighting back. \ xd \ xd \ So if the inner fire can't burn and the language of the newcomers can't be melted, what's the explanation? Perhaps this means that sometimes it is not enough to feel the other person's language with your heart, and sometimes you have to use your hands and body language to deal with it and feel it. \xd\\xd\ In the face of impatient people, use your hands to appease them. If you are weak, you can't appease them. If you are too strong, it will be counterproductive. \ xd \ xd \ Now it is a noisy world. How many languages between people are baked in their hearts before they are considered for export? Noise, nonsense, perfunctory, flattery, empty talk, big talk, empty talk, and so on sometimes make people lose their interest in judging and listening, not to mention the use of inner fire. Perhaps there are more and more obedient people who only use their bodies instead of their hearts. Therefore, the author yearns for that kind of romantic and quiet listening and speaking style, and can choose to listen and choose the time. For precious words, you can have time to think, taste and consider; Unnecessary noise can be discarded, screened and eliminated. Perhaps in this way, many conflicts can be reduced and personal qualities can be improved. \ xd \ xd \ However, reality is reality. In the final analysis, those skills of cooking snow are still the art of language. They have cooked language, feelings and their own spiritual pursuits with inner fire.
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