A long string of dirty jokes.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and sexual desire is getting stronger and stronger.

I remembered that there was a vivid description of this situation in my high school composition, so I copied a paragraph casually:

"Summer is the season I don't like very much. Although I can sweat naked on the basketball court, and then sit on the railing in the sun, I can also make a few refreshing burps when the carbon dioxide in carbonated drinks comes up from my stomach, but after all, I can't offset the discomfort caused by greater irritability. In summer, people wear thin clothes, so every time they see the belted underwear behind girls, it is a good opportunity to exercise their imagination. Usually, lewd and dirty ideas emerge one after another, and I don't know where they go. It's just that the material of the school uniform is too unreasonable or just what I want, which makes people more eager to imagine. What's more, as far as I know, or as far as I can see, there is a style of girls' underwear that needs to be tied around the neck. In the past, if you were self-righteous and forced to restrain yourself, see no evil, it's a pity that people sent you to seduce you. This is outrageous. As you can imagine, when you came down the stairs, you saw a girl, a moving figure, a white and slender neck under half-length hair, two bright-eyed pieces of cloth coming out of the depths of the clothes and tying a lazy and shaky knot on a white skin! At this time, it was really a hot air rushing from the soles of the feet to the top door, which really raped her heart on the spot. But that's impossible. So I can only immediately pull my nearly collapsed thoughts back to the physics problem I just did, and quickly pull the person next to me and ask: Is the answer to that question root number three or root number three? "

Is it a hooligan? I feel more rogue recently. Every time I walk on the road, I will see a girl with a moving back, specifically, a girl with a ponytail and a weak figure like a willow in the wind. I feel all my muscles tensed. Looking at her shoulders so thin, I can't wait to rush up and hug her. But this is an animal impulse, but as a college student, I always feel bad about myself, so my attention will immediately turn to the poster posted by the roadside: Ha, this fool wrote a poster and tried to fill it with traditional Chinese characters, but he missed two.

This is really torture. Lao Liu put it well: "Why were there so many great scholars in ancient times who knew the change of heaven and earth?" Because they got married very early, they don't have to worry about sex anymore, so they devote themselves to their studies. Modern human nature matures early and marries late. I have been screaming all day, and it is not easy to read some serious books at this moment. It just takes food from the jaws of death. Pay tribute to the university experts in the late marriage era, pay tribute, and pay tribute again. "I think so. If I wield a sword to cut the dust today, I will do many problems every day.

I sent a short message to a girl I have never met: Do girls have sexual desire after all? Why do I feel that every girl walks in a frigid way? People replied: nonsense, equality between men and women. I am a rogue: damn it, you can come to me if you are in trouble. I can serve for free.

Because the weather is warm and it is windy outside at night, there are many good scenery in the shade of grass at night. The night before yesterday, I was bored and strolled around the campus with a bag of milk in my mouth. I found that many couples are in a state of quasi-sexual intercourse. Of course, people may just sit and chat.

I feel very sad to see such a scene. The sad reason is that when I came back to my dormitory from self-study this evening, I was thinking about such a problem: this damn world keeps a large group of men and women in their twenties with strong sexual desire in it, and does not provide them with places and opportunities to solve problems. If you want to solve it, you must put on the disguise of love. Moreover, this scheme is extremely inefficient and consumes a lot of manpower and material resources in the early stage, which may not achieve the goal. What's more, an idealist in love like me, who is single-minded and refuses to solve physical problems in the name of love, may hold back for a lifetime? I can only hope and find a woman who can have sex without talking about love.

So whoring is a good choice. Although I don't think there is anything wrong with whoring (this attitude can be described in another post), I always feel how embarrassing it is to sleep with a woman I don't know at all. Of course, empiricists think that we can't jump to conclusions about things we haven't experienced. The actual situation may not be like this, maybe whoring will be natural and harmonious. Try next time. But not in my school life. I want to do it with my parents' money. If they know, they should not have positive emotions. In other words, it takes several years to go whoring. Shit, this fucking world.

On one occasion, Zhang Hao said quietly, "Men in their forties are rarely weak." Next to Chen Xin, Xia Tao's eyes are blank, thinking about the weak future and the powerful present. In his twenties, he was strong and had eight obvious abdominal muscles. We just long for a warm and fragrant nephrite body, but we have nothing. And when we are in our forties, have a family and an industry, we can use our own money to buy mistresses. We may be pregnant, but can we draw out our swords again? Don't think I'm talking about hooligans, it really makes me feel particularly sad. I'm so sad that I can't think of a more helpless tragedy in the world.

Wang Bo's Preface to Wang Tengting is well written: "Alas, it's unfortunate that my life is doomed. Feng Tang is easy to get old, but Li Guang is hard to seal. Qu Jiayi is in Changsha, not without a master; It's time to escape to Haiqu Hongliang. " Do you know what "Feng Tang is easy to get old, but Li Guang is hard to seal"? This is tragedy. Therefore, Brother Bo went on to teach us: "Act according to circumstances, Master know life, this is a gentleman's business. When you are old and strong, would you rather be moved? If you are poor, you will think about it, and you will not lose your ambition. " I don't know if I can do it when I am old and strong, but it is true that I am poor and strong. I guess this king thinks a lot, and the evidence is that he is so domineering.

Alas, the ancients knew me.

Lao Luo has such a wish in the post "Lao Luo's New Year's Wish": "I hope young couples who are on fire can find cheap, clean and safe places, and adults who live in luxury hotels are still strong." Do you know what a wish is? Wishes are hard to come true.

I wanted to write something about hooligans, but I found it dignified to write here, so I stopped writing. For this tragedy, I think what I can do now is to do hundreds of sit-ups and dozens of push-ups before going to bed and have a good exercise. In order to have the ability of intensive cultivation, when a fresh and fragrant body came to me.