Classic English jokes for primary school students?

Jokes can contain people’s expectations and demands for a better life. Reflects all aspects of social life. I carefully collected it for everyone to enjoy and study!

: God is watching

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Students lined up for lunch in the cafeteria. There was a pile of apples at the end of the table, and the nun wrote a note and taped it to the apple tray: "Take only one. God is watching you."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Follow the lunch line , at the other end of the table was a pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child wrote a note, "Take as much as you want, God is watching the apples."

: Can our teacher go back?

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

While visiting a rural school, the chairman of the education committee was furious because of the noise made by unruly students in the next room. He pushed open the door angrily and grabbed a taller boy who seemed to talk the most. He dragged the boy to another room and saluted him as he stood in the corner.

A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

A few minutes later , a little boy stuck his head in and begged: "Please, sir, can you let our teacher go back?"

: Do you know who I am?

It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

This is a final exam for a biology class at a university. Tests are designed to weed out some students. The exam time is two hours. After distributing the test booklets, the professor told the students that he would no longer accept any test booklets that were not handed in after the two hours, and all students who did not hand in the test booklets would fail. Half an hour after the exam started, a student hurried in and asked the professor for the test booklet.

Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

“You don’t have time to finish answering the test questions,” the professor said as he put the test questions He handed the book to the student and said sarcastically.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"No, I do," the student replied. Then he sat down and started answering the questions. Two hours later, the professor asked to hand in the papers. The students organized the papers and handed in the papers. Only the late student continued to write. An hour later, the student walked up to the professor, who was sitting at his desk preparing for the next class. The student tried to place the test paper on a pile of test books on the table.

"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there

"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked doubtful and a little angry.

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, to be honest, I don't know," the professor replied, with a sarcastic tone to his words.

"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarca *** in his voice.

"You know who I am "?" the student asked again, his voice louder.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"I don't know, and I don't care," the professor replied with a superior look on his face.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"That's good," the student said, quickly picking up a stack of test papers. , stuffed his into the middle, and walked out of the classroom.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of pleted exams, stuffed him in the middle, and walked out of the room.