Crosstalk suitable for primary school students

Do you think people are different?

B: Of course.

A: What's a good place?

B: fortunately, he has personality and specialty!

A: Me.

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This is different.

What's different about you?

I'm not like you. What are you doing? I won't do it.

various

Yao, you do this and I'll do that.

You said it was a dead end! We have Chinese class. What about you?

……

I do my math homework.

We have social studies.

……

A:

I went to physical education class,

Go to the playground to practice Shaolin boxing

(doing actions)

Are you kidding me? ! We listen carefully in class.

……

A: I, think.

What are you thinking about?

I looked at my watch:

……

You said, at this moment,

Minute hand and second hand, why not go together?

B: Nonsense, let's go together. That's a bicycle wheel.

Don't tell me. One day, I finally understood why they are like this.

Why don't you come along?

B: Why?

Because they are not on good terms.

——

No unity.

B: That's not right. Then at noon

12

Point, why are they going?

Together?

A: So.

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That's them having lunch.

Why only eat for a while?

A: They eat less. Do you care?

Ok, it's urgent. Are you so paranoid all day?

Yes, that's all I have.

B: it's good. No wonder your academic performance is not high.

A:

however

I recently came up with a good idea to improve my academic performance.

Fang?

Really? Tell me.

A: Let's talk about its function first.

B: Say it quickly.

A: As long as my magic prescription is implemented and my head is guaranteed,

Very clever.

I can put all the knowledge in the world,

Put it all in.

I ate it!

Have you eaten?

A: I didn't get the first place in my class, but only got the second place in the country.

B: Not bad!

I am invincible in computer games.

Legend is my best game.

Advanced.

Oh! That's great.

A:

"

Three Kingdoms

"

The latest level, I'm not finished. I play

"

many

Chinese army

"

I gave him all of Bush, Blair and Saddam.

We have jiaozi, and I have unified the world!

Oh! You are really great!

! Come on, what's the magic prescription?

Do you want to know?

B: Yes.

Do you really want to know?

I really want to know.

A: don't be afraid when I say it?

It's nothing. I am bold! Say it.

Let me tell you something.

——

I want to cut off my head.

come

……

B: Huh?

A: Install the computer again!

B: Is that all right?

A: Don't call me by my name when you see me in the future.

B: What's your name?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

B: Cough! involve

!

2.

A "big" thing

You know, a great event happened in our school yesterday.

Really?

I don't know. I happened to be ill yesterday and didn't go to school.

A: This thing is too scary. I saw it with my own eyes, and I was scared.

I almost peed my pants.

B: Ah! What's to be afraid of? Say it!

A: You have to listen to me slowly from the beginning.

Don't keep me in suspense.

It happened yesterday morning.

nine

main points

59

minute

60

second

……

you said

10

Just click!

At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. classmate

I listened very attentively and seriously. The classroom was quiet.

You can hear a needle fall from the ground,

Unfortunately, no one was there.

People wear needles.

B: Cough!

Just then, I sat by the window and saw the campus.

There are several teachers,

Looking up at the sky with great interest.

different

After a while, several people came around. After a while, I gathered around again.

Ten people. After a while, there were hundreds more people around.

……

B: Wait a minute. Where are there so many teachers in our school?

A: Oh, it seems that the preschool children came late.

B: Look carefully!

Miss Wu is staring at me. Can I see it clearly?

B: Come on, what's going on?

A:

I also looked up,

But there's a floor above,

There's nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What the hell happened?

A: I can only see the sky. It's overcast. I can't see anything without the sun.

look at the stars

……

Why do you talk so much nonsense!

Just then, in the sky, suddenly.

……

It doesn't seem to thunder.

Sound.

B: What? Did the plane explode?

A: No.

Did the American rocket crash?

A: No.

Did aliens hit a telephone pole?

A: Not really.

Oh, come on, you're worrying me to death!

A: Time has passed. You said that Mr. Wu is also, he

Don't miss any class,

It happened that this class was delayed.

over here

The day fell.

……

Guess what fell off?

I suppose so? !

Let me guess.

B: A big meteorite fell?

No, smaller than this.

B: Drop a big can?

A: A little smaller.

A coal truck?

A: A little smaller.

A carriage?

A: No matter how small.

A bike?

No. Have you thought about food?

You told me!

——

Big swan?

A: No, it contains water.

……

B: Big wax gourd?

A: It's a small door. It's smaller.

B: Watermelon?

Campus sketch

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots.

. Same.

. Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really?

!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk!

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What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketches

Youth League Secretary: Ah!

!

!

! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, volunteering, self-reliance and self-improvement.

Ever since.

. Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!