Translating network jokes in classical Chinese

1. Translate popular online expressions into old Chinese "I'm tired, I don't love anymore (I feel tired, I don't love anymore)"

"Those who win, those who are not naive, have no shoes to wear (those who beat you are not naive, but have no shoes to wear)"

"This is man-made? Is this something that people do? )"

"I was injured by an arrow in my knee."

"I want to cut it when I look at your face (I think you want to give you a knife like this)"

"Men are silent when they smell it, and women are in tears when they smell it."

"I thought about it over and over again and felt terrible."

"Fu Jia, you can be my friend (local tyrants, can you be my friend? )"

"Why not stop treatment (why give up treatment)"

"I feel the loss of love (lack of love)."

"Jun very vertical, home weng know? Does your father know you're hanging like this? )"

"Ann can tell whether I am a man or a woman (a woman)"

"My friends and I were shocked."

2. Seek to translate a passage of ancient Chinese to make up for the death of Yuefu. My uncle's past lyrics, floating in wine, are not enough to analyze and solve the problem. I will try my best to continue the South Sage and write five or seven words to entertain myself. Not only did he say what he thought, but he also wrote down what he heard from his fellow travelers during a glass of wine. The feeling of tasting things is not easy in ancient and modern times, but the meaning in the article is stolen. What the ancients left behind was first passed down to today. Therefore, the current system can be used to make up for death. At first, Uncle Shen Shilian and Uncle steve chen lived in the dragon's house, with lotus flowers, rainbows, apples and clouds. Every time I get a solution, I teach my children grass. The three of us drank wine and listened, just to laugh. Lying at home with illness, my uncle was born. Yesterday's drunken sentence, together with two singers and a wine maker, has spread all over the world. There are many stamp products, and the products are easy to sell. In July, he was made into a master. Only chase those who have drunk in the past, or are getting old or sick. Examining the joys and sorrows recorded in his articles, such as magic and electricity, such as dust in yesterday's dream, can hide the volume, feel the change of time, and lament that the boundary is unreal!

Make up for the death of a series and the appearance of Yuefu. Uncle yuan went to the floating wine, and the lyrics of disgusting world were not enough to analyze the anger after waking up. He tried to keep going south, and the rest made five or seven words to amuse himself. Not only described his thoughts, but also wrote what people in the same industry wanted to ask. It is not easy to touch people's feelings at all times. I think the significance of this book. People in the past couldn't give it to you, but now it's not passed on to you. So now it is controlled in the name of making up for the loss. At the beginning, I chose Lian Shu and his family, as well as Lotus, Hong, Ping, Shuo and Pin. Give the child grass every time there is a solution. The three of us entertain ourselves with wine. Listen. And you, a descendant of Lian Shu, are lying at home because of illness. In the past, the meaning of the drunken man was not wine, so the two families sang and drank, which was circulated among the people. I sent more emails from you, and these emails were tampered with. On July 12, it was edited into a book and sent to Gao. Looking back, there are more people than wine, some grave trees grow, and some diseases don't match. Test the joys and sorrows recorded in his article, such as magic like lightning, such as dreaming of the dust of the past last night, as long as it can cover up the infringement, thank the change of time and the illusion of the environment!

3. Seek the translation of ancient Chinese. By chance, at noon one day, I saw a scholar in white coming from due east. When I met him, I bowed to the monk. "long live! Where are you going now? I'm afraid you're not going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures again? " The mage put his hands together and said, "I was ordered by the emperor to learn Buddhist scriptures because there is no Buddhism in the east."

The scholar said, "You went back to learn the scriptures twice before your death, and you encountered many difficulties on the way. When you go this time, you will encounter difficulties in thousands of deaths! " The mage said, "How do you know?" The scholar said, "I am not others. I'm the Monkey King, 84,000 copper head in Ziyun Cave, Huaguoshan. I'm here to help you learn from the scriptures. It's a million miles from here to where you learned the scriptures. After the thirty-six countries, many places were in trouble. "

The mage replied, "If that's the case, the third time is fate with me, and all beings in the East will also get great benefits." .