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Two cows are grazing. One of them said; "Recently mad cow disease epidemic. We will not be infected, will we? " The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!
The teacher said: I want class flowers for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers!
When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers. Doing what you like is called making love. Expressing your feelings is called estrus. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. There are pigs like you, so they are called pigs!
The characteristics of women in the new era: at the age of 60, they can confuse men's minds, at the age of 50, they can seize men's property, at the age of 40, they can split up and marry, at the age of 30, they can twist their backs, and at the age of 20, they can't find a female companion!
Sowing behavior, harvesting habits; Sowing habits, harvesting character; Sow character and reap fate.
The old lady drinks porridge against the wall and looks at her watch-two-part allegorical saying (despicable and shameless to the extreme)
0-year-old appearance, 10-year-old daily progress, 20-year-old lofty ideal, 30-year-old basic orientation, 40-year-old popularity everywhere, 50-year-old hard work, 60-year-old returning home with clothes, 70-year-old playing mahjong, 80-year-old sunbathing, 90-year-old lying in bed, 100 hanging on the
Dude, I want you to meet a girlfriend: she has a petite figure, flowing long hair and gentle eyes. Quiet inside, she is 80 years old this year!
Love Quotations: infatuation, love in two halves, infatuation with San Qian, and confusion in four or two. What a coincidence! Take the bait quickly.
Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw an underline under the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, so I reached out my right hand and clicked it.
You need a gentleman when you go out, a warrior when you meet gangsters, a car to fight, no car to take a taxi, and a Taoist when you are on a business trip.
You eat like a thief and pretend to be a thief; Fat head, big ears and strong limbs; Take a pen and you won't settle accounts; Buy a computer and can't surf the internet; If you sleep at night, you are allowed to pee on the kang.
The foot of my bed shines so brightly that you have no money to keep it. Look up at the beauty, bow down and be sad.
The former money is now called t, the former taxi is now called honey, the former profiteer is now called broker, and the former trick is now called creativity.
Self-test method of vital capacity: bend your head and suck hard after farting to see if people around you react. If so, you must strengthen your exercise; If not, then prove that you are superman!
Playing is kissing and scolding is love, and it is rare to kick with your feet; It is not surprising that you spend all your money without eating or drinking; Dress up and wear jewelry, as long as beauty exists.
Contemporary men, the situation is not good: if you want to get promoted, you have no choice but to rely on it; Stock trading should be quilted, and playing cards should be shot; Find a young lady to soak in, and your wife will make trouble when you get home.
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