Three English jokes with translation

Introduction jokes generally refer to short and funny stories, which are a form of folk oral creation and spread by word of mouth in folk culture. The following is a simple Chinese-English joke compiled by Wu. Welcome to read!

A short English joke with translation

Teacher: Would you rather have half an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd rather have that half

Teacher: Think it over and tell me why.

Gerald: Because when you cut an orange into five tenths, you will lose too much juice.

Teacher: Would you rather eat half a citrus or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd rather have half.

Teacher: Think it over and tell me why.

Gerald: Because if you cut oranges into five tenths, you will lose too much juice.

Chapter two English jokes with translation

One student asked another, "How is your English class?" "Very well. I didn't understand English men before, but now English men don't understand me. "

One student said to another, "How have you been learning English recently?" "Very well, I didn't understand English in the past, but now the British don't understand me."

How to get to the hospital?

An absent-minded man stood in the middle of a busy intersection, where a policeman was directing traffic. He kept bothering the policeman because he was confused.

"Excuse me, officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital? "

The officer was very busy and said, "just stand here and you will arrive!" "

There is a forgetful man standing in the middle of a busy intersection, where a policeman is busy directing traffic. He keeps disturbing the police on duty because he doesn't know the direction.

He asked, "Excuse me, officer, can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"

The busy policeman said to him, "just stand here and you will get to the hospital!" " "

Three English jokes with translation

Someone asked a woman, "I see you wearing a small box around your neck." This must be a very precious souvenir from someone you love. " The woman said, "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." So the friend said, "Wow! You are too sentimental! But your husband is still alive. Is it necessary? " The woman said, "Yes! I know, but his hair is all gone. "

Someone asked a lady, "I see you are wearing a heart lock necklace around your neck." There must be precious souvenirs of your loved ones in it. " The lady replied, "Yes, it contains my husband's hair." The friend went on to say, "Wow! How affectionate! But your husband is still alive. Is that necessary? " The lady said, "Yes! I know, but all his hair has fallen out! "