Doraemon classic quotations

Two funny jokes first:

Which anime character is the most caring?

——The answer is Doraemon, because it always extends a round (helping) hand

Which anime character is the darkest?

——The answer is Doraemon, because it can’t see its fingers.

I have read a lot of long novels recently and found that some of the words in them are really classic. Why didn’t I notice it before?

Maybe I only remember those magical props when I was a kid.

Alien soldier: What a strange creature, it looks like a cat, but has no ears

Alien chief: It’s not normal, ignore it

----This officer must have studied statistics-_-

Doraemon took out the "Environmental Adaptation Cream": As long as you apply this, people can move freely in any environment

Nobita scratched his head: It’s so amazing, why can it be done?

Doraemon: Although it is a good question, the explanation is too long, so I won’t explain it

----Maybe Fujiko Fujio can’t think of how to explain it. But this answer is too classic and can be used to deal with curious babies who are always asking questions.

Doraemon took apart the brains of alien robots in order to transform them and let them help humans. He exclaimed: It’s very advanced technology.

What a technology, there are so many circuits that I have never seen before!

Nobita said: Wouldn’t it be nice to change it into a circuit that I have seen before?

Doraemon: a good idea