Humorous jokes hurt the stomach.

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1, life is like a Korean drama, you don't love me, it must be because you are sick.

2, don't think that we take our mobile phones to the toilet to play, this is to develop good habits, so as not to have nowhere to ask for help when there is no paper.

On the subway, almost everyone is bowing their heads to play with their mobile phones. Only a few foreigners are looking at a book with rapt attention, which seems a bit out of place. This little thing really touched me, as if it reminded me of something, so I stole their mobile phones.

4, I finally want to understand how the pork belly is formed: it must be caused by repeated hesitation, hesitation and struggle between fat and thin, which is complicated and difficult to understand!

The night gave me black eyes, but I found that the eyes of the masses were sharp.

6. When I was most vulnerable, my friend comforted me and patted me on the shoulder. I was broken.

7, learn to bask in the results, the goddess basks in the selfie, the local tyrant basks in the money, the model basks in the body, and Laozi wants to bask in the sun and it rains!

8. Other men approach you to have sex with you. Unlike them, I want to try the sofa.

I want to try this car.

I want to try the floor.

C: I want to have a look in the kitchen.

What are you people talking about? Where is the moral integrity? You just don't want to think, the world is so big, why not!

9. Today is May Day, and I'm going to clean my girlfriend's house, so I took the chassis apart, took out the dusty hard disk and cleaned it carefully. . .

10, May Day is coming, holding a big reward from Alipay.

Transfer money to 9 yuan for another day.

Transfer money to 39 yuan to wake you up for a week.

Transfer money to 69 yuan to send a circle of friends and say I like you.

Transfer money 99 yuan, I promise you a little thing.

Transfer money to 520 yuan and fall in love for one day.

Transfer 13 14 yuan fell in love for three days.

Transfer 13 1452 1 yuan. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow.

Men and women are not limited. Do a little business on May Day to earn some holiday money. Credit is not allowed for small businesses.

1 1, Hua said to passers-by: I am dying of thirst. Can you give me some water?

Passers-by said: ok, I'll find water. ?

The flower said:? Then I thank you in advance. ?

Then the flowers fade and passers-by leave.

12, Yang hit the gosling. As a result, the goose came to retaliate against Yuanyang and said, you are mistaken, I am here for my honeymoon! ?

The goose smacked in the face and scolded: How dare you say the wrong thing after hitting my son! ?

13, crabs and shrimps are good friends. Shrimp always keeps its word, but its popularity is poor! Why?

Because when people talk to him, his mouth is: Shrimp says. . . ?

14, the male dragonfly asked the female dragonfly to go to the cafe. The waiter came over and asked, do you want cappuccino or other coffee?

Dragonfly: Please give us two glasses of water.

Attendant: Come to our cafe to drink boiled water?

Male dragonfly: But we dragonflies only know water!

15, Beethoven showed a high musical talent when he was a child, and he could remember the songs played by others. By memory, you can pop it up without looking at the music. Adults praised him: what an unreliable child. ?

16. On the day when Tang Priest first met Pig Bajie, Tang Priest said, "Bajie, run twice for the teacher. After running, Pig Bajie asked, Master, do you want to test my physical strength?

Tang Priest: I haven't eaten pork since I became a monk for many years, so I want to see pigs run. . .

17, the emperor wanted to put Mu Guiying in command, and ministers expressed their opposition. It is very inappropriate for a woman to command. Please think twice. ?

The emperor thought it was reasonable, so he personally hung a banner for Mu Guiying: Beauty!

18, a group of ducks in cages and a group of chickens in cages meet on the ferry. The duck asks the chicken where to go.

When he heard that he was going to KFC, the duck said righteously: A group of goods that worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries, let's go to Quanjude!

19, an old man and his wife went to the field to secretly dig mines and sell scrap iron at night. Luckily, they found three. The old man picked up one and ran home. His wife advised him: Slow down and don't blow it up.

Hearing this, the old man replied indifferently, What are you afraid of? There are two more after the explosion!

20. One family never treats guests.

Once a neighbor borrowed his place to treat guests. Someone asked the servant without knowing the details: Has your boss changed? Would you like a treat?

The servant replied:? If we want our boss to treat us, we'll have to wait for the next life. ?

The master listened and asked the servant: Who allowed you to date?

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