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What happened to coach Wang, who first appeared in Water Margin?
Poetry: Zhai
As soon as the Eternal Mystery was opened, the highest place was exposed from the spring terrace. There is nothing to make waves when you come. It is a disaster but a disaster. owner
Since then, there have been chaos and wars. Although Gao Qiu's yes-men are hateful, Hong Xin will be a disaster from now on. know
At that time, the abbot said to Hong Taiwei: "I don't know, Taiwei was originally the founder of Tianshi, and he was asked to pay for it.' This temple town is locked with 36 stars in heaven and 72 stars in earth, and * * * is one of the eight demons. Standing on the stone tablet, carved with the seal of heaven of Long Zhangfeng, the town lives here. If we bring him back to life, it will annoy the creatures below. "Now that Qiu is gone, how can I live? One day, it will be a future trouble. " Hong Taiwei listened, sweating all over and trembling. I packed my bags in a hurry and led my entourage down the mountain to Beijing. The real person told everyone to send the official back to the palace to repair the temple and erect a monument. Besides, on the way, Hong Taiwei gave orders to teach people to exorcise demons. Don't say that you know with outsiders, and you are afraid that the son of heaven knows and sees the responsibility. There is nothing to say on the road, and I will return to Beijing at night. When he entered the capital of song dynasty, it was said that Shi Tian was imprisoned in Tokyo, doing good for seven days and nights, giving alms to the poor, eliminating the plague, and keeping the army and people safe. Shi Tian resigned from the imperial court, rode on a crane and returned to Longhu Mountain. Early the next morning, Tai Wei Hong met the son of heaven and said, "Stone rode a crane first and drove the cloud to Beijing. I'm waiting for the post office to pick this up. " Injong allowed to play, rewarded Hong Xin and returned to his old post. Later, in the forty-second year of Injong, there was no prince, and he was transferred to the son of Taizu's grandson, Pu Yunrang, and was named Yingzong. In four years, he succeeded to the throne with Prince Zongshen, and in eighteen years, he succeeded to the throne with Prince Zhezong. At that time, everything was calm and there was no movement in all directions. Let's talk about Xuanwu Jun of Bianliang, Kaifeng Prefecture, Tokyo, a son of floating waves, and his surname is Gao, ranking second. I couldn't do family business since I was a child, so I had to stab a knife and make a stick. At most, it's a well-played balloon. Shi Jing's population is suitable, but he is not called a sophomore, but he is called a golfer. Later, when I made a fortune, I changed the word balloon to a hairy stick, added a person and changed it to high. This man plays the piano, is good at singing and dancing, spears, guns and clubs, wrestles hard, and writes poems, calligraphy and lyrics. If you talk about benevolence, righteousness, propriety and wisdom, you will not believe in loyalty. Just helping out near Tokyo. Because he helped the son of a pig iron king make money, he was sued by his father for three tiles and two houses a day. The prefect broke Gao Qiu's forty crutches and distributed them out of bounds. People in Tokyo do not allow him to stay at home. Gao Qiu is helpless, so he has to come to Xihuaizhou and go to Liu Dalang, an idle Han Chinese who runs a casino. His name is Liu Shiquan. Throughout his life, he was good at caring for guests and raising idle people, and recruited men from all over the world. Gao Qiu entrusted Liu Dalang's family to live for three years. Later, because Emperor Zhezong worshipped the southern suburbs and felt that the weather was favorable, he relaxed his grace and pardoned the world. That Gao Qiu lives in Linhuaizhou, and he is homesick for going back to Tokyo because he forgave the criminal. This Liu Shiquan has something to do with Dongjiang Stone, which runs a pharmacy under Jinqiao in Tokyo. He wrote a letter, packed up some personnel travelling expenses and sent Gao Qiu back to Tokyo to live with Dong Jiangshi's family. At that time, Gao Qiu resigned from Liu Dalang, carried the parcel on his back, left Linhuaizhou and returned to Tokyo. Unexpectedly, I came to Dongsheng drugstore under Jinliangqiao and wrote this book. As soon as Dong Jiangshi saw Gao Qiu, he read Liu Shiquan's book and thought, "How can my family live with him in this Gao Qiu?" If he is a sincere and upright person, he can be allowed to go in and out at home and teach his children to study better. But he was a poor man who helped others, had no faith, and committed a crime from the beginning, and was cut off from going abroad by Kaifeng government. If you stay at home, you will make your children learn badly. Don't take him in, Liu Dalang's face can't be beaten. "At that time, I could only stay at home and rest happily. Daily alcohol intake. After living for more than ten days, Dong Jiangshi figured out a reason. He made a suit and wrote a letter to Gao Qiu, saying, "I'm afraid I'm in a small house, and the fireflies don't shine on people, so I'll miss my steps. I recommended The First Step and The Bachelor's Office in Xiao Su to you, and I got the background after a long time. How about the first step? Gao Qiu was overjoyed and thanked General Dong. Dong Hui appointed an official, wrote a letter and led Gao Qiu directly to the bachelor's office. The janitor reported to Master Xiao Su, and then came out to see Gao Qiu. After reading this book, he realized that Gao Qiu used to be a prodigal son, and thought, "How can I treat him as a personal pet here and recommend him to be a bosom friend in Xu Wang's Jinqing mansion? Everyone calls him Xiao Taiwei, and he likes such people. "At that time, when I returned to Dong Jiangshi's letter, I left Gao Qiu to stay in the house all night. The next day, I wrote a book and gave it to an office where michel platini took Gao Qiu to Xiaowangdu. This Qiu is the brother-in-law and son-in-law of Tang Zhezong. He likes romantic characters and is taking advantage of such people. I was very happy when I saw that Xiao Su sent someone to send this Gao Qiu. Then write back to Ben, and take Gao Qiu in the room as a relative. Since then, Gao Qiu has been living in Wang's mansion, and he is like family. Since ancient times, there has been a cloud: "The sky is far away and the sky is rare, and the sky is near. "Suddenly one day, Wang celebrated the birth of Qiu, arranged a banquet in the house, and specially invited his little brother to take the king. This king is the eleventh son of Shintoism, a philosopher and royal brother. When he saw Dong Zhang driving, he ranked nine kings. He is a smart and handsome man. This floating wave helps leisure, nothing is generally unknown, nothing is generally unknown, and nothing is generally not loved. It is also Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. Playing football is self-evident, playing the bamboo and tuning the silk, playing the piano and singing and dancing. On that day, Wang gave a banquet at home and went hand in hand with land and water. . But see: ancient times
Incense burns a tripod, flowers put in a golden vase. Xianyin Academy actually made a new sound, and the workshop division frequently staged wonderful works. In the crystal pot, everything is purple nectar; The amber cup is full of jade pond and jade liquid. There are different peaches and fruits in the tortoise shell plate, and camel's feet in the glass bowl. Scales and scales are cut into silver wires, and pistils are boiled with tea. Dancers in red skirts, like semi-Luan Xiao and greensleeves singers, hold dragon and phoenix tubes in clusters. Two rows of pearls and jade stood in front of the steps, and a group of people entered the palace to sing. archaic
Let's talk about the king's coming to the Wangs' house for dinner. A captain set the table and asked the king to sit in the middle. Qiu accompanied him to the table. Have a few drinks and serve two sets of dishes. The king stood up and washed his hands. . Occasionally, I came to the academy to rest, and suddenly I saw a pair of paperweight lions made of sheep fat jade on the book case, which were extremely well-made and exquisite. Duan Wang picked up the lion, looked at it and said, "Good!" Seeing Duan Wang's love, Wang said, "There is also a jade dragon pen, which was made by this craftsman. I don't have it at hand. Pick it up tomorrow and send it together. " Duan Wang was overjoyed and said, "Thank you very much. I think that pen must be better. " The king said to him, "Take it out tomorrow and send it to the palace." Duan Wang thanked again. The two still sat down and gave a banquet. At dusk, get drunk. Do not go back to the palace. The next day, Xiaoqiu took out the jade dragon pen and two paperweight jade lions, packed a small gold box, wrapped it in a yellow bag and wrote a book, but Gaoqiu sent it. Gao Qiu received the imperial edict, playing with two kinds of jade, carrying a book in his arms and throwing it directly into the palace. Report the door officer to the court public. Not long after, the court official came out and asked, "Where are you from?" Gao Qiu saluted and replied, "I'm from the royal family, and I'm here to send jade toys to the king." Courtyard justice: "Your Highness kicked a balloon with a small yellow door in the courtyard. Go by yourself. " Gao Qiu said, "It's annoying to import." The court official took him to court. Gao Qiu saw Duan Wang wearing a soft gauze scarf, purple embroidered robes and a civil-military double tassel sash around his waist. He dragged the embroidered robe forward and put it on the edge of the sash, wearing a pair of phoenix boots embedded with gold thread on his feet. Three or five small yellow doors with balloons. Gao Qiu didn't dare to bump into him, and stood behind people to wait on him. Gao Qiu also made a fortune. Luck came, and the balloon rose, but the king couldn't pick it up. He rolled straight to Gao Qiu in the crowd. When Gao Qiu saw the balloon coming, it was also a moment's courage. He made a mandarin duck turn and kicked it back to the king. Duan Wang Daxi asked, "Who are you?" Gao Qiu knelt down and said, "I have a captain Wang with me. When he went to the East, he was sent to present two kinds of jade toys to the king. Here are books to give away. " Duan Wang listened and smiled: "Brother-in-law is always in such a hurry." Gao Qiu took out the book and presented it. Duan Wang opened the box and looked at the toy set, and handed it to the waiting officer in the hall for collection. Ignoring the whereabouts of the jade toy, the king first asked Gao Qiu, "You used to kick balloons. What's your name? " Gao Qiu knelt down and replied, "The little guy's name is Gao Qiu." Hu kicked a few feet and looked at it: "Good! Just come down and play. " Gao Qiu bowed down and said, "Young man, who are you to provoke King En?" Duan Wang said, "This is Yun Qi society, called the world circle. But what is the injury? " Gao Qiu bowed again and said, "How dare you!" Say goodbye again and again. Duan Wang insisted that he play. Gao Qiu had to kowtow and apologize, and went off the field. After only a few kicks, the king cheered. Gao Qiu had to try his best to flatter the king. That identity, this balloon is like glue stuck to the body. Wang Daxi is willing to let Gao Qiu go back to the office. I stayed in the palace and spent the night. The next day, a banquet was arranged and Wang was invited to the palace for dinner. On the other hand, Captain Wang didn't see Gao Qiu come back that night. He was just wondering. Unexpectedly, the next day, a message came from the door: "The Nine Kings sent an order to invite Captain Wang to the palace for dinner." When the king came out, he met the dry man, read the imperial edict, immediately mounted his horse, came to the front of the Nine Palaces, dismounted and entered the Palace, and met Duan Wang. End Wang Daxi, thank you for playing with two kinds of jade. When he entered the banquet hall, Duan Wang said, "This Gao Qiu is a good two-legged balloon player. How about asking this man to be his companion? " The king replied, "Since your highness has used this man, he will stay in the palace to wait on your highness." The king was ecstatic and raised his glass to thank him. The two chatted again. When the banquet ended in the evening, Wang surnamed Wang returned to Xu's home. Not to mention. Peter said Duan Wang has been eating in the palace since he got Gao Qiu's company. Since then, Gao Qiu has been suffering from the king, and he followed him every day, never leaving his side. But in the palace, less than two months later, Zhezong died without a prince. After discussion by civil and military officials, Duan Wang was made the son of heaven, and Hui Zong, the founder of Yuqing, was made the emperor Miao Daojun. Nothing has happened since he ascended the throne. Then one day, he said to Gao Qiu, "I want to compliment you, but I need a little sideline to get promoted. Teach the Privy Council to join you first, just to be a follower. " Less than half a year later, Gao Qiu was flattered and became the minister of the palace commander. Let's talk about Gao Qiu's appointment as the commander-in-chief of the palace. He chose an auspicious day to take office in the handsome house. All ministers, generals, horse guards, etc. , to pay homage, presented a notebook, announced the name. Gao Dian is a bit handsome. I only owe an 800,000 imperial carriage, Wang Jin. Half a month ago, I had symptoms in the government, but I didn't recover, and I never took charge of the yamen again. Gao Dianshuai was furious and shouted, "Nonsense? Goo goo, figurines and deer can make money. The man pretended to be sick at home. Take it. " Then he sent someone to Wang Jin's house to arrest him. Peter said that this Wang Jin has no wife but an old mother in her sixties. Team leader and coach Wang Jin said, "Since Gao Dianshuai is new here, I can't point you out. The officer reported that the patient was at home and saw the patient in his official position. Gao Dianshuai is in a hurry. He will believe you there and will definitely take you there. The only way is for the coach to cheat at home. The coach had to go for a walk. If you don't go, you'll get everyone involved. Villains also have criminals. " After listening to Wang Jin's words, he had to mention his illness. He went into the palace to see Qiu, made four obeisances, bowed down and sang, and stood aside. Gao Qiu said, "This man is the son of Wang Sheng, the coach of Du Jun." Wang Jinbing said, "I am a villain." Gao Qiu shouted, "this fellow! Your grandfather is a flower seller in the market. What martial arts have you saved? The former official has no eyes and wants you to be a coach. How dare you underestimate me? Don't underestimate me! Who do you trust, get sick at home, feel at ease and be happy! " Wang Jin accused, "how dare a villain be so presumptuous! In fact, the disease is still not good. " Gao Taiwei scolded, "Thieves deserve to lead troops! How did you come when you were sick? " Then he told him, "I'm afraid to come!" Gao Dianshuai was furious and ordered the left and right factions to take Wang Jin. "Try to fight this fellow with me!" Many generals are friends, and they have to report to the army chief of staff: "Today is a good day for Qiu to take office, and he has the right to spare this man this time." Gao Taiwei shouted, "You thief deserve to join the army! For the sake of the generals, forgive your crimes today. I will pay attention to you tomorrow. " Wang Jin apologized, stood up, looked up and recognized Gao Qiu. Out of the yamen, he sighed and said, "My life is in jeopardy this time! I know what a handsome man is, and it turns out to be the second year of the Tokyo Round Club! I learned to use a stick before, and my father knocked me over with a stick. I couldn't rest for three or four months. With this hatred, he made a fortune today. He wants to be the commander-in-chief of the palace, waiting for revenge. I don't want to be controlled by him. Since ancient times, I have said that' if you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of being in charge'. How can I compare with him! What can I do? " When I got home, I felt depressed and said I wanted my mother to know about it. Mother and son, cry bitterly. ""My son, "said the mother," I am thirty-six. Walking is the best way. I am afraid that there is nowhere to go. " Wang Jin said, "Mom is right. The son thought, so concerned. Only the old Yan 'an government guarded the border court, and most of his officers had been to the capital. They love their son and make many guns. Why not run away and find them? There is room for people, enough to settle down. "Girl, it's a deal. His mother added, "My son, if you want to go with me, I'm afraid the two armies in front of the door are sent by the palace master to wait on you." If he knew, he would never leave. " Wang Jin said, "Don't worry, Mom. My son has his own reasons for dealing with him. " In the evening, before Wang Jin fainted, he called a card in and said, "You have some dinner first, and I'll let you go to work alone." Zhang Yue: "Where did the coach send the villain?" Wang Jin said, "I was sick the day before yesterday, and I made a wish in the Yue Temple outside Ziziphus jujuba Gate. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to burn my head incense. You can go first tonight, pay for the temple, and open some temples early tomorrow morning, when I burn my head incense. Three animals will be provided to He Li. Just wait for me in the temple. " Zhang Pai should have dinner first, ask someone to arrange it and go to the temple. That night, the mother and son packed their luggage and clothes, paid a load of money, loaded two bags of camels and tied them to the horse. When it was still dark in the fifth watch, Wang Jin called Li Pai and handed it to him: "You and I will take this money to Yue Temple, and Zhang sent him to buy three animals to cook and eat. You wait there, I'll buy some paper candles, and I'll come in a moment. " Li Pai looked at the silver in the temple. Wang Jin went to prepare the horse, pulled it out of the back slot, put the bag on the camel, tied the rope, led it to the back door, and helped Niang get on the horse. The house is heavy and deserted. Lock the front and rear doors, pick the pole and follow the horse. While it was still dark in the fifth watch, I left Xihuamen and embarked on the road to Yan 'an Mansion. Let's talk about two card troops, bought a blessing newspaper and cooked it in the temple. They didn't come after playing the cards. Li Pai was so anxious that he found the door locked when he went home to look for it. There's nothing you can do at both ends. I searched for it for a long time, but no one saw it. Looking at the night, Yue Temple has cards. As soon as I went straight home, Li Pai and I searched for another night. Look at the darkness. The two of them saw that he didn't come home that night and his mother was gone. The next day, two Ka Jun went to his relatives' house again, but they couldn't find it anywhere. Afraid of getting into trouble, the two men had to report to the palace: "Teacher Wang left home and fled, and his son and mother did not know where to go." When Gao Taiwei saw the accusation, he was furious and said, "The thief fled with the army! Look where that guy is going! " He immediately put down the file, traveled all over the States, and arrested the deserter Wang Jin. Charge the two men first and exonerate them. Not to mention. Let's talk about coach Wang and his mother. Since leaving Tokyo, they have to be hungry and thirsty on the road and stay in Xiaoxing at night. On the road for more than a month. Suddenly one day, it was getting late, and Wang Jin followed his mother's horse with a burden on his shoulder. He said to his mother, "What a pity! What a pity! My mother and son are not far from Yan 'an Mansion after getting rid of the tight encirclement. Gao Taiwei will send someone to get me, I can't take it! "Mother and son are very happy. I missed my stop on the way. After walking all night, I didn't meet a village. It was good to stay there. Just when I ignored this place, I saw lights flashing in the distant Woods. Wang Jin looked at it and said, "All right! DOG should be careful when he goes there. Stay overnight and leave early tomorrow morning. "At that time, I turned into the Woods. It was a big yard surrounded by earth walls, but there were two or three big willows outside the walls. Look at that manor, but see: ancient.
Pass the official road before, and rely on Xigang after. The willows are green and shaded around, and Joe seems to be dyed around. The thatched cottage rises high, pressing Wuyun Mountain Villa, and the pavilion rises low, and is built by mountains and rivers. There are cattle and sheep everywhere in the corner, and geese and ducks come to the threshing floor in droves. The countryside is vast, and there are thousands of servants. The family is grand, and women make it difficult for children to count. Exactly: there is surplus food at home, chickens and dogs are full, and there are many books and children. archaic
At this time, Wang came to the villa and knocked on the door for a long time before he saw a guest coming out of the villa. Wang Jin laid down his burden and saluted him. "What's the matter with you?" Asked the guest. Wang Jin replied, "To tell you the truth, the villain and his mother made some greedy trips and missed the hotel. Come here, Qianbuba Village, Hoububa Store. I want to spend the night in your villa and leave early tomorrow morning. According to the example, pay the house. It is convenient and convenient. " "In that case," said the guest, "wait a minute. I'll ask the master of the manor. I'd like to, but I might as well have a rest. " Wang Jin added, "Big brother is convenient." After a long time, the guest came out and said, "Master Zhuang, I want you two to come in." Wang Jin invited his mother to dismount. Wang Jin led the horse with a pole. He followed the farmer to the threshing floor, rested his pole and tied his horse to the willow tree. Mother and son met Taigong before they came to the thatched cottage. The squire is nearly sixty years old, with white hair and beard, wearing a warm hat, a straight-stitched shirt, a soap belt around his waist and a pair of ripe leather boots on his feet. Wang Jin bowed when he saw it. Taigong quickly said, "Don't bow, guest, please get up. You are people on the road, hard work, wind and frost, sit down. " Wang Jin and his mother exchanged greetings and sat down. Taigong asked, "Where are you from? Why are you late? " Answer: "A certain surname is Zhang, who is from the capital. I broke this line today, and there is no business. I want to visit relatives in Yan 'an. I don't want to make some greedy trips on the road today and miss the hotel. I want to spend the night in your villa. Leave early tomorrow. Housing gold is an example. "Too fair:" Might as well. Nowadays, people in the world walk with their houses on their backs. Don't you dare to strike a light, mother and son? "Let ZhuangKe to arrange dinner. In a short time, Zhuozi was released from the hall, and Zhuangke held out a bucket of plates, four dishes and a plate of beef, which were spread on Zhuozi. Sprinkle B023 first and sieve. Too fair: "There is nothing to treat each other in the village, so don't take it amiss. Wang Jin stood up and thanked him: "I am a child and a mother, and I appreciate your unreasonable interference. This kindness is hard to repay. "Too fair," Hugh said. And please eat wine. " While persuading five or seven glasses of wine, I moved out for dinner. After cleaning up the dishes, Taigong got up and led Wang Jin's mother to the guest room to have a rest. Wang Jin complained, "The head of the villain's mother is annoyed with foster care, and she wants to beg for feed to cope with it. "Too fair:" That might as well. My family also has mules and horses. Teach the guests to take it to the back trough and feed it immediately, without worrying about forage. Wang Jin thanked him, picked up the bear and went to the guest room. Zhuangke lit a lamp and washed his feet with soup. Taigong went back inside. Wang Jin, son and mother thanked the guests, closed the door and settled down. The next day, I slept till dawn and disappeared. Grandpa Zhuang came to the guest room and heard his mother calling in the room. Taigong asked, "The guest officer is ignorant, but he is getting better and better. Hearing this, Wang Jin hurried out to see Taigong, saluted him and said, "I got up early. "。 It is very inappropriate to disturb a lot at night. "squire asked," who called so loudly? Wang Jin said, "I really can't tell Taigong that my mother was so tired on the pommel horse last night that she fell ill. "Too fair:" In that case, the guests don't have to worry. "Teach your mother to live in the old villa for a few days. I have a prescription that makes me feel distressed. I asked Zhuangke to go to the county seat to pinch medicine and eat it with your old mother. Teach him to rest assured and rest slowly. " Wang Jin, thank you. Don't talk too much. After that, Wang Jin and his mother took medicine in Taigong Village and stayed for five or seven days. Juedao's mother has recovered, so Wang Jin must pack up and leave. That day, when I came to the back trough to see the horses, I saw a young man in the clearing, undressed, with a dragon tattooed on his body and a silver plate like dough, about eighteen or nineteen years old, doing it there with a stick. Wang Jin watched it for a long time, but he let slip and said, "This is great." . It's just a flaw. You can't win a real hero. Hearing this, the young man shouted angrily, "Who are you? Dare to laugh at my skill! I have experienced seven or eight famous teachers. I don't believe it, but I am not as good as you. Do you dare to fork with me? " Before he could finish, Taigong came and stopped the young man: "Don't be rude." The young man said, "I can't stand this guy laughing at my great method." "Too fair:" Can't guests make guns and sticks? " Wang Jin said, "I know a lot. Dare to ask the boss, who is this young man in the room? "Too fair:" It's the son of the old man. " Wang Jin said, "Since you are a small official in the family, if you love the school, how about I instruct him to correct it?" Too fair: "when you are on the ground, it is very good." "He taught young people to worship the master. The angrier the young man is, the more he wants to worship there. He said, "Dad, don't listen to this fellow's nonsense! If I eat the stick that he beat me, I will worship him as a teacher. " Wang Jin said, "Young officials, if you are not a village, have a good struggle. In the middle of the clearing, the young man turned a windmill with a stick and said to Wang Jin, "Come on! You come! Fear is not a hero! " Wang Jin just smiled and refused to start work. Taigong Ping: "Since the guest officer is willing to teach Xiaojue, why not hit him with a stick?" Wang Jin smiled and said, "I'm afraid I will not look good if I run into your son. "Too fair:" That might as well. If you break your hands and feet, it's his own fault. " Wang Jin said, "I'm sorry. "I walked to the front of the gun rack with a stick in my hand. I came to the clearing to drum up the flag. The young man took one look, rolled in with a stick and went straight to Wang Jin. Wang Jintuo dragged the stick away. The young man rushed in with a stick again. Wang Jin turned and cut down the stick in the clearing. The young man saw the stick coming and separated it with a stick. Wang Jin didn't shoot it down, but he hit it with a stick, but he looked forward to the future in his arms. As soon as the money was paid, the young man's stick was thrown aside and watched the ground fall. Wang Jin quickly left his cane and held it forward! No wonder! " The young man got up, pushed a stool aside, accepted the king's seat, and said, "I passed many teachers' houses for nothing, but I found it was not worth half a cent." "Master, there's nothing I can do but ask." Wang Jin said, "My mother and son have been disturbing the house for several days, and we have nothing to repay. We should serve them. " The squire was overjoyed, dressed the young people and went to the backyard to sit down together. Let Zhuangke kill a sheep, arrange wine, food and fruit, and invite Wang Jin's mother to the party. Four people sit down. Taigong held the lamp, got up and advised a glass of wine, and said, "Your master is so strong that he must be the coach. Children have eyes that don't know Taishan. " Wang Jin said with a smile, "Traitors don't cheat others, and beautiful people don't cheat others. The villain is not surnamed Zhang. I'm Wang Jin, the coach of the 800,000 imperial army in Tokyo. This gun stares at it all day. Because a new Gao Taiwei was knocked to the ground by my late father, and now he is a marshal in the temple, with old grievances. How does he help Wang Jin? The villain is out of his control and cannot argue with him. Only the mother and son fled to Yan 'an Mansion, where they entrusted the business to the elderly. If you don't want to come here, you must satisfy your father and son, so look at it. Saved the old mother patient. It is very inappropriate to take care of it for several days in a row. Since your son is willing to study, I will try my best to teach. It's just that your son learned from Hua Gun and had to watch. It's no use going into battle. The villain separated him again. When the squire saw this, he said, "My son, you know you lost. Come and worship master again. " Young people worship Wang Jin again. Too fair: "the coach is in the class, the old man's ancestral home is Huayin County, and Shaohua Mountain is in the front." This village is called Shijia Village. There are always three or four hundred people in the village, all surnamed Shi. The old man's son, who has never done farm work since he was a child, only likes to poke a gun and hit a stick. Mother said he was furious. The old man had to follow his temper. I don't know how much it cost, so I voted for the master to teach him. He also hired a craftsman to stab him with this embroidery, side by side, on his chest. There are always nine dragons, and the county population is suitable. They all call him nine dragons skinning. Since the coach is here today, success is good for him. The old man deserves a big reward. Wang Jin was overjoyed and said, "Don't worry, Grandpa." In that case, the villain will teach your son to walk at once. From that day on, everyone ate wine and food, leaving only the king, father, son and mother in the manor. "。 Shi Jin asked coach Wang to teach eighteen kinds of martial arts every day, one by one from the beginning. Eighteen martial arts? know
Spear, hammer, bow, crossbow, spear, whip, sword, chain, handle, axe, shovel, halberd, card, stick, gun and fork. room
It is said that Shi Jin is in charge of the coach Wang and his mother in the villa every day and teaches martial arts. Shi Taigong went to Huayin County to take over Li Zheng, which is a cinch. I didn't think how fast time passed, more than half a year earlier. Exactly: "The sun is shining outside the window, and Huaying sits forward during the dinner. A cup didn't enter the song dynasty, and the old card was announced at the next stage. " More than half a year before and after. Shi Jin was very good at these eighteen kinds of martial arts from the beginning. Wang Jin has too many suggestions and advice, and everything has its secrets. Wang Jin saw that he had learned it with ease and thought, "It's great here, but I just can't." One day, I remembered to say goodbye and wanted to go to Yan 'an Mansion. Shi refused to let go and said, "Master has only been here. I will support you and your mother until the end of your life. " Wang Jin said, "My dear brother, it's very kind of you to come. I'm afraid that Gao Taiwei will hunt you down and make you tired. I am afraid that my good brother will be slapped, so I will be unstable. This is a dilemma. I am bent on going to Yan 'an Mansion. I work in the old school. It is guarding the border court, and when it comes to employing people, it is enough to settle down. Shi Jin couldn't stay long, so he had to give a banquet to send him away. "。 Show a plate and two jokes, thanks to the teacher 120 yuan. The next day, Wang Jin packed his bags and prepared a horse. The mother and son bid farewell to Shi Taigong and Shi Jin, invited their mother to ride a horse, and looked forward to the journey of Yan 'an Mansion. Shi Jin asked Zhuangke to carry the burden and personally sent him ten miles away, which was difficult for the center to give up. Shi Jin said goodbye to Master at that time, broke up with tears and returned to Zhuang Ke himself. The king still picked up the burden and followed the horse and mother to Guanxi Road. The words did not say that the king went in to join the army; Only that Shi Jin returned to Zhuang, and every day he just worked hard and got up in the middle of the night to practice martial arts. During the day, I only shoot at the back of the villa. In less than half a year, Shi Jin's father, Taigong, was ill and could not stand it for several days. History has sent people from far and near to see a doctor, but they can't be cured. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. While preparing the coffin, Shi Jin asked the monk to do good deeds, chase Zhai Liqi and recommend Taigong. I also asked the Taoist priest to set up a fast and turned over the sky. He has done more than a dozen good deeds and chosen a day for funeral. Three or four hundred historians and farmers from the village came to offer their condolences. Buried in the ancestral graves of the western hills of the village. The Shi Jin family has been neglected since then. Shi Jin refused to farm again, just looking for someone to let his family fight with guns and sticks. It has been three or four months since Taigongshi died. It was mid-June, it was a hot day, and it was very hot. That day, Shi Jin grabbed a bed and sat under the Liu Yin tree beside the threshing floor to enjoy the cool. Opposite the pine forest, walking in the wind. Shi Jin cheered: "What a cool wind!" While enjoying the cool, I saw a man poking around and looking around. History into shouted, "trouble! Who's there? " Shi Jin jumped up and turned to hide behind the tree. When I looked at it, I recognized it as Li Ji, the Orion Rabbit. What is he doing in my villa? Why don't you come and see your feet? "Li Ji forward sound here:" Dalang, I want to find the short QiuYiLang in the village to eat a bowl of wine. Seeing Dalang enjoying the cool here, I dare not come and collide. " Shi Jin said, "let me ask you something: in normal times, you just bring some game to my farm to sell." I didn't lose you. How can you never sell it to me in the future? Dare to bully me without money? Li Ji replied, "What a big villain! There has been no competition, so I dare not come. " Shi Jin said, "Nonsense! It is such a small Huashan Mountain, with a vast territory and few people. Do you believe there are no roe deer rabbits? " Li Ji said, "Dalang doesn't know. Recently, a number of strongmen have been added, and the thatched cottage next door is on it, with five or seven hundred little men and hundreds of good horses. One is Zhu Wu, a military strategist, the other is Chen Da, the other is Yangchun, a white snake. These three leaders robbed the house, but Huayin County did not dare to catch it, and offered a reward of 3,000 yuan for someone to take it. Who dares to provoke him? Therefore, in fact, young people are afraid to go up the mountain to catch game. Then please sell it. " Shi Jin said, "I also heard that there are strong people. I don't want those guys to make a mountain out of a molehill It must be annoying. Li Ji, when you have game in the future, find some. " Li Ji sang a song and left. Shi Jin went back to the hall and thought, "These guys are making a big noise. They must come to the workshop in the village." In this case, he asked Zhuangke to pick two fat cows and kill them. The good wine brewed in the village first burned a strange piece of paper, and then he asked Zhuangke to invite three or four hundred historians from the village to the thatched cottage at home and sit down in order. Holding a lamp to teach guests to persuade wine. Shi Jin said to the crowd, "I heard that there are three powerful men on Shaohua Mountain, who gathered five or seven hundred small men to rob the house. Since these guys are making a fuss, they will come to Zorro in our village sooner or later. I specially invite you to discuss it today. If that guy comes, everyone is ready. Bangzi is being played in our village. You can all bring your own guns and sticks to the rescue. There is something wrong with your family, and there is something wrong with it. Join hands in rescue and * * * protect the village. If the strongman comes, I will deal with it. " They said, "We farmers in the village can only make decisions by Dalang. Who dares not come when the bangzi rings? " That night, everyone thanked the wine and went home to prepare the equipment. Since then, Shi Jin has trimmed the portal wall, arranged the manor, tied the armor, rectified the sword and horse, and guarded against thieves. Let's talk about the three leaders of Hua Shao Shanzhai. They sat down to discuss. Zhu Wu, a resourceful strategist, is resourceful, though he has no skills. Zhu Wudang, Yang Chun said, "I heard that Huayin County offered 3,000 silver to invite people to arrest us. I'm afraid I'll fight with him when I come. It's just that the cottage is short of money and food. Why not grab some for the cottage? Store some food in the stockade, in case the government troops come, so as to beat him. Chen Da, the leaping tiger, said, "You are right. Now go to Huayin county, ask him for food first, and see how he is. "Yang Chun, the white snake, said," Don't go to Huayin County, just go to Pucheng County. Nothing is lost. " Chen Da said, "Pucheng County has a vast territory and a sparsely populated area, with less money and less food. It is better to play Huayin County directly. The people there are very rich. There is plenty of money and food. " Yang Chundao: "Brother doesn't know! If you go to Huayin County, you must pass through Shijia Village. Shijin, Kowloon is a big bug. Don't provoke him How can he let us go! " Chen Da said, "Brothers are too weak! How dare you resist the enemy's loyalists if you can't cross a village? " Yang Chundao: "Brother, don't underestimate him. That man is very good. " Zhu Wudao said, "I once heard that he is a hero and said that this man is really capable. Brother, don't go. " Chen Da called the general up and said, "Shut the fuck up, both of you! The ambition of others will ruin your prestige. He is just a man. He must have three heads and six arms. I don't believe it! " Drinking and calling his minions: "Get my horse ready quickly. Now go to Shijiazhuang first and then Huayin County. " Zhu Wu and Yang Chun repeatedly remonstrated. Chen Da is willing to listen. Then he mounted his horse, lit forty or fifty minions, beat gongs and drums, and went down the mountain to see Shijiazhai. Let's talk about Shi Jin's work as a sword and horse in the villa. I saw the guests in the villa report this. Hearing this, Shi Jin knocked on the village bangzi. After that village, there are three or four hundred historians in the east and west of the village. As soon as they heard the sound of bangzi, they all dragged guns and sticks and gathered three or four hundred people, all of whom went to Shijiazhuang. I saw Shi Jin wearing a towel, a scarlet coat, a blue brocade coat, a pair of green boots and leather around his waist. Answer the shoulder, cover the heart iron, a bow, a pot of arrows, and hold a three-pointed, two-edged, four-edged and eight-ring knife. Zhuang Ke led the fiery red horse, Shi got on the horse and took a knife. In front of them were thirty or forty strong Zhuangke, followed by eighty or ninety village silly villagers and historians, all of whom followed and shouted together until the north intersection of the village dispersed. But I saw the coming army very early. Jian Dan: Zhai.
The red flag is shining and dancing. The minions threw spears at each other and desperately picked up knives and axes. The headscarf is crooked and muddy like a peach blossom in March; My coat is tied tightly, but it looks like autumn leaves. Everyone's eyes are wide open, and everyone needs to be a hag. know
Chen Da, the young Huashan, led his troops to the hillside and then dispersed his minions. When Shi Jin looked, he saw Chen Da wearing a dry red concave towel.
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