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A sketch about protecting eyes
Vision care's short play script scene: round, haha school, round home, and the introduction of the haha family: Yuan Da (Guo Lun), Ma Yuan (Wan Ni), Hao Yuan (Zhihao), Ge Yuan (raw and auxiliary materials), Ha Da (Jia Yi), Ha Ma (Wan Hua), Haha (Yizhen) and Ha Ge (Tong En) Staff: Voice Control. The synopsis of Guo's story: The whole family are fans of super tv. From parents to two children, I sit in front of the TV when I have nothing to do. Yuan Yuan likes reading, too. Besides watching TV, she often lies in bed and reads books on the sofa. Brother Yuan loves playing video games, and he is an expert in video games. As a result, a family who doesn't care about their eyesight becomes a nearsighted family, because myopia brings a lot of troubles, such as taking off their glasses, not finding them, not seeing them clearly, and often falling on all fours; Eating noodles and soup is more painful. A layer of fog came up and I couldn't see clearly for a long time. I can't see clearly without glasses. In a word, there are many jokes and inconveniences in life, but they all feel normal. I didn't know until Yuanyuan met haha. As long as I pay attention to vision care at ordinary times, many accidents and inconveniences can be avoided. Act I (clappers and gongs first) Haha: (School is over) ~ Class is over! Yuan Yuan: Ouch (falling down) Haha: Why did you fall down again? Yuan Yuan: This is a must! Haha: How nearsighted are you? Yuan Yuan: 1000 is the lightest in my family! Haha: How is that possible! Yuan Yuan: If you don't believe me, come to my house and watch the second act (the decider first holds the sign of "Myopia" around the stage). Ma Yuan: (reading the newspaper) (right in front of the stage) Ge Yuan: (playing video games) PS: Please locate the computer first and stand still. Dad Yuan: (cooking) (taking the wrong seasoning) (Dad Yuan is standing behind the stage): Mom and Dad, I'm home. How can the whole family fall together! How is that possible? Family: This is a must! Yuan Yuan: Let's do our homework together! At this time, my mother is reading a newspaper in a very close place, and my brother is playing video games and sticking to the screen. Haha: No wonder they are nearsighted after reading the newspaper so close. Haha: Their home is so strange! (curiously following his father into the kitchen) Yuan Dad: The smoke smells so heavy. ........................................................................................................................................................... Yuan Yuan: Impossible! I'll try (I'll throw up after eating). Dad: Maybe I added it wrong, don't you think, children! Haha: What a strange family this is! Haha: Our family is not like this! Look at the third act (under the music, the clappers come out first, holding the "healthy family" sign in the paddock). The whole family (together) jumps first → Hama → Ha Ge → Haha. HAMA: After the jump, there are ways to maintain your eyesight. Let me make it clear. After listening, please keep it in mind and actually implement it to ensure that your vision is 1.0. Looking good starts with eating. Vegetables and radishes are in the stomach, milk and egg yolk are indispensable, and celery and spinach are also very good. In a word, vegetables and fruits are indispensable every day. Baba: Good eyesight Through a nutritious diet, moderate exercise is very important. Go to bed early and get up early, be energetic, get enough sleep, have good eyesight, be cheerful and have a good mood, smile and enjoy ㄡㄓㄨㄟ (ancient vertebra). Ha Ge: There is a distance between reading and writing. It's too close, too dark. Don't read for too long. Remember to have a rest on the way. The electric drive is really fun, and the thrill of flying is very exciting. Vision care is the most amazing one who pursues pleasure without indulging. Haha: Then let's invite a nearsighted family to do eye exercises together! PS。 The hitter came out to collect the props of a healthy family. Myopic families follow healthy families and prepare to jump 123, 32 1, 1234567. We are a healthy family. We eat green vegetables and watch TV with good eyesight. We exercise every day and are full of energy. Hehehehehehehehehe, hahaha, hehehe, hehehe. Finally, the healthy family squatted down, and the nearsighted family took off their glasses and threw them over.
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