Jokes about noodles

Speaking of the noodle clan and the bun clan, the two clans have deep grudges.

The two parties often fight each other when they don't like each other.

One day , a group of people from the Noodle Clan were wandering on the road, and saw a person sitting alone with Shaobao.

The enemies were extremely jealous when they met, and remembered the previous grudges between Instant Noodles and others,

without saying a word. After saying that, he beat the *Shaobao severely.

While beating the noodles, he shouted: "Hit me hard, don't let him go just because he vomited blood!"

PART9

Poor * Shao Bao, with a broken head and bloody wounds and injuries all over his body, went to Rou Bao for help.

Rou Bao was so angry that he went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake. ,

The war was about to break out, and passers-by ran away one after another.

I saw only one person walking on the road leisurely,

A group of people said nothing, and said, "Pili!" He punched and kicked the fries hard.

Roubao’s anger was not extinguished, so he kicked him twice and said:

“How dare you hit someone? Wearing glittering clothes for shopping! Keep beating me!"

PART10

It felt so unreasonable after the French fries were beaten.

< p>He went to his good friend and complained about it.

When he heard it, he felt that the noodles were dragging down the French fries,

so he found a friend. Guests, Ah Q and the Man-Han Feast were going to find Dingguzhi, a Baozi tribe.

Unexpectedly, they met a scolding man (meat man) on the way.

These noodle tribes are not When he knew what was right, he was scolded and beaten until he couldn't get up.

Finally, he slapped Aruba, and when he left, he made a big post and left a sentence,

" Next time if you don't practice your invisibility well, don't come out and be seen by me.

The translucent buns will be discovered immediately!"

PART11

Speaking of which! After the meatballs were beaten by mountains and seas, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became.

I looked for tribute balls, fish balls, flower balls, etc., and went to the noodle tribe theory.

I met knife-cut noodles on the road. , beat him half to death indiscriminately,

and threw him in front of the Noodle Clan’s base camp.

The next day, Ramen opened the door and saw that the noodles were dying. He fell at the door.

He hurriedly rescued him and said, "Who did it?"

Daoxianmian said in a Shandong accent: "His grandmother, the wife of the Maru clan It's too much.

I have no grievances against them, but they beat me like this."

After hearing this, Ramen said with emotion: "It's over, the elder's worries are over. "It happened."

Dao Zhimian said curiously: "What happened?"

Ramen said nervously: "The era of the Three Kingdoms has finally arrived."

PART12

In other words, after several disputes between the Baozi Clan and the Noodle Clan,

they have reached the point where they will start talking to each other as soon as they meet.

One day, a group of noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salt water pasta went to Tamsui to play.

From a distance, they saw Agui leisurely by the Tamsui River. Looking at the scenery,

A group of people didn’t say much. They rushed forward and beat them severely, causing a bloody head.

While beating them, they said: "Wear these ugly clothes." How dare you come to the scenic spot to hit me! Use all your strength to hit me hard!"

The Baozi clan heard the line! , came to the rescue, and when they arrived, they saw Ah Gui lying on the ground.

When the Baozi tribe saw him, they beat him violently, grabbing Ah Gui’s hair and shouting:

"You damn liar, I got the evidence!"

PART13

The discord between the Bao Clan and the Mian Clan,

In Hongdou The addition of cakes and mung bean cakes made the battle even more intense.

On the other hand,

the originally neutral French Fries Alliance decided to support the Noodle Clan because of the misunderstanding between the Bao Clan and the Dou Clan.

And the French Fries Alliance The addition of fried chicken and burgers is also on the rise.

With the joining of the French Fries Alliance, the Bao people are also looking for help.

Send a message to the allies in Macau - the powerful egg tart,

The addition of egg tarts is not unconditional. The condition is to open 4,000 egg tart shops.

After a hard battle, with the creamy aroma and surrounding meringue,

by The Egg Tower Corps led by Ma Jiayou dominated the battle, resulting in egg tower shops being seen everywhere.

The Mian Clan has since declined, the Bean Clan has declined, and the French Fries Alliance has also failed to recover.

Even the Bao Clan who went to ask for support were forced to recuperate due to war injuries.

So, the conclusion is:

The popularity of egg tarts is due to the discord between the Mian and Bao people.

PART14

It is said that the war between Rou Bao and noodles is getting more and more intense, and it has reached the point where it is like fire and water.

One day, Rou Bao and Xiao Long Buns, egg tarts, etc. came to the road.

Seeing the noodles walking on the road, the meat buns looked at it, sneered, and

shouted: "Give it to me!"

For a while, the Bao family was beating and scolding her until her nose was bruised and her head was swollen.

Mianxuan finally caught the opportunity and shouted:

"Stop! I have no grudges against you, Mianxuan, why hit me?"

< p>Roubao: "Mianxuan? Don't think that because you have been to Mei Deng Feng Feng and changed your name, I won't recognize you!"

Mianxian: "You...you, how can you Do you know that I have been to Mei Deng Feng?"

Roubao: "Humph! Not only do I know that you have been to Mei Deng Feng, I also know that you used to be called noodles."

Noodles: "I'm... you underestimate me. I used to be called lath!"

PART15

As for the meat buns, I have found vegetable buns, taro paste buns, and fried buns. The noodles were looking for faults,

When they met a model snack cake on the road, the bun brothers swarmed him,

Because the meat buns were often beaten, they beat them particularly hard,

The Jian Bao looked a little unbearable and asked Rou Bao:

"Do you hate noodles? You beat him to pieces..."

PART16

Due to the popularity of egg tarts, the Noodle Clan group had no choice but to come to the mainland to invest and relax.

One day the group came to Tianjin and met two brothers, the big soup dumpling and the small soup dumpling.

p>

New and old grudges welled up in my heart, and I struck out without saying a word.

At this time, sticks were flying, shouting continued, and pedestrians ran away one after another.

Suddenly I heard Instant Noodles said: "It's so disgusting. I spit on him after being flattened.

Brothers! Flatten him until he can't spit it out!"

Another burst of madness. ． ．

PART17

Due to the growing grievances between the Mian and Bao tribes, fights occurred from time to time.

One day, at a gathering of the Bao tribe, , found a steamed stuffed bun that was purple all over.

Some people from the crowd were concerned, and some asked angrily:

"Did you get beaten by the Mian Clan? That's too much! My whole body was black and blue from the beating!"

Purple Bun quickly explained: "No! Hey! Wash the taro buns!"

PART18

It was said that instant noodles and dragon noodles from the noodle family met to play basketball.

The weather was hot and they wanted to go to a convenience store to buy drinks together.

Suddenly they met Tycoon Burger at the door.

The two of them dragged Tycoon to the alley and beat him up. As they beat him, they thought:

"Wow, let me get there and feed you a lot!"< /p>

The beating got harder and harder. After the beating, Instant Noodles said:

"Don't let me log in next time!" and left.

On the way, Udon Mian asked Instant Noodles, "Brother Pao, Brother Pao, will he be okay?

I saw him vomiting red liquid, and then it turned yellow again. There are actually black ones,

And I just saw that you seemed to be getting more and more excited the more you beat me!"

Instant noodles replied: "Brother Wulong, I originally wanted to give it to him! It's just a lesson.

I can't bear to watch him vomit this and that.

But who told him that the one in the middle looks like a boxing bag, so the more I fight, the more excited I get. La!"

PART19

After the Bao Clan and the Mian Clan had a rift, everyone in the tribe was frightened, fearing that they would accidentally be attacked by others. K a ton.

One day, the Mian clan led a group of people to go shopping on the street, with great fanfare.

By chance, they met Shoudao who was alone.

Stop talking nonsense, and gave an order to Mian. The tribe immediately surrounded them and beat them up.

After the beating, a group of people prepared to leave in great force. When they saw the noodles, they rushed back and kicked them twice.

The Mian tribe members They all asked Noodles in unison: "Isn't the spanking you just given enough?"

Noodles said slowly: "It's not that it's not enough.

It's just that I couldn't help but see that big butt. I want to kick you more!"

PART20

The highest status in the Flour Kingdom are those "tribes".

One day, the red turtle went out to visit. Minqing met Shoudao,

He captured Shoudao and imprisoned him indiscriminately,

Caitou, who didn't understand, asked Red Turtle why he wanted to lock up Shoudao,

p>

The red turtle replied very angrily:

"That guy saw that I have red skin and is racist,

he actually pointed his butt at me, what do you mean? Isn’t it evil? ”

PART21

When Pineapple Su saw sesame cakes and fried dough sticks walking by from a distance, she felt very strange:

When did the Baozi Clan and the Noodle Clan reconcile?

Why do Gua Bao and thick noodles hug each other?

PART22

The Baozi clan has heard that the Noodle clan is about to launch a revenge plan,

He is in panic all day long, wary of fear and caution, deeply afraid that his clan members will be brutally killed.

One day when meat buns, xiaolongbao and *shaobao were patrolling, they saw a box of leeks lying on the side of the road.

The three Bao people hurriedly summoned them. An ambulance came and sent Leek Box to the hospital for emergency treatment.

Unfortunately, Leek Box still had no way to save his life and died.

The Bao people were furious and firmly advocated an autopsy to monitor the cause of death.

As soon as the autopsy report came out, the Baozi clan became even more angry.

Xiaolongbao clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and cursed:

“This guy with rice noodles doesn’t want to live. Now, we can’t rely on the conclusive evidence.

It’s only because he was molested and impregnated by him that he couldn’t bear to think about it.

We must get this piece back for Liekbox. Fair enough!"

PART23

It was said that Roubao and instant noodles met to settle the accounts, Roubao went to find French bread to help him, and the result was instant noodles. One step faster,

already led the noodles, mixed noodles, sesame paste noodles, shredded chicken noodles, ramen,

surrounded the steamed buns and French bread,

At this time, French Bread said nothing,

He rushed up and defeated the instant noodles with one against five, and they fled.

Looking at the fleeing back of the Noodle Clan, French Bread took a photo He clapped his hands and said to Baozi triumphantly:

"Instant noodles really don't have eyes, and I don't want to ask who is the biggest among the bread family!"