A joke for your girlfriend?

1. A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? ? Because it's strong.

There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth, pulled it out and exploded.

One day, an eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, it's taking a fucking photo again!

3. Who is the most involved in fairy tales? A: Mermaid, because she can't cheat?

A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 」 -

Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, my father will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar. -

6. An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompted him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" A: "Yes". So? Shelve ...

7. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Sorry, the number you dialed is power off. -

8. A frog jumped into the well. A person looks like a telephone, and he is beaten when he goes out. A man likes to make phone calls. One day, he hung up.

It is not easy to answer a funny joke, I hope it will be adopted.