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Do you have the funniest joke? Tell me. . .

A: I was hit by a car ~ ~

Is everything all right?

A: Please come as soon as possible. I decided to pass on the fire to you and leave it to future generations. ......

B: Here I am. ...

I can't move. How are you going to deal with this fire? ...

Kill the goose that lays the golden egg. ...

A: ....