The joke is short, hilarious and relaxed.

1, Sleeping in class: A student sleeps in class and is found by the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" " "Teacher:" Then why do you close your eyes? "A student:" I'm closing my eyes! ""Teacher: "Then why do you nod?" A student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " "Teacher:" Then why are you drooling? A student: "teacher, you speak with relish!" "

2, I am very happy to think that my child is afraid of me, but my wife later said: Only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go buy me a bag of salt.

3. Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who disappeared one day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to pull and said, I'll find Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

The mother called her son to get up again: Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up. You have heard the cock crow several times. What does it have to do with me? I am not a hen.

5. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on the bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

6. The husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "You can't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left at present, and the others have been left behind by you. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

7. I have four children, all of whom are naughty. One day, I came home from work and the children were quarrelling at home. My wife was very happy to see me back and said, it's great that you finally came back. I am very happy to think that all the children are afraid of me. Unexpectedly, my wife later said: only you are the most obedient and obedient at home! Go buy me a bag of salt.

8, the so-called love at first sight, but just seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons. The so-called buddies are the best, but they are just arrogant. The so-called sisters are the biggest waves, but they are only pretending. Have a good time.

9. Khrushchev visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of him and the pig in the pigsty. The next day, I saw a postscript in the newspaper: the third from the left is Comrade Khrushchev.

10, children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.