A joke that can make people schizophrenic

A foreigner who was learning Chinese died because he saw the teacher vomiting blood to his wife's synonym list: 1, spouse 2, wife 3, wife 4, wife 5, wife 6, lover 7, wife 8, daughter-in-law 9, that mouth 10, my humble nephew 165438, my wife 60. Mother and son 14, mother and son 15, wife 16, wife 17, dross 18, baby mother 19, baby mother 20 and wife 2/kloc-0.

33. Female householder 34, Hunjia 35, wife 36, Tang Ke 37, aunt 38, leader 39, fireman 40, buddy 4 1, yellow-faced woman.

Fortunately, that foreigner hasn't seen Hubband's consent, or he is doomed to vomit blood, because Hubband's expression in a woman's mouth is more intriguing: 1, husband.

2, lover 3, that mouth 4, husband 5, shopkeeper 6, immoral 7, ruffian 8, disappointing 9, worthless 10, damn it 1 1, you damn fool.

12, dead 13, fool 14, shameless 15, father 16, father 17, alas 18, husband/kloc.

2 1, Mr. 22, official 23, xianggong 24, adult 25, victim 26, wife 27, male guest.